LPT: eat vegetables to stay healthy

GreasyPotato · 16 days

This is an urban legend.

Zettelmeier · 16 days

It looks like that Devo shirt.

HypothesisFrog · 19 days

I can think of a lot of people that I'd like to brain scan.

Thzae · 29 days

Get a comfy bed and a water cooler. And tell him not to worry - these things can take months to clear up under normal circumstances.

SirWankalot · 1 month

The most racist and surreal thing I've seen in a long time. What kind of mind thinks of something like that?

ta1ntdude · 1 month

The firing of teachers is getting more common, while the activism by students is (unfortunately) not keeping pace.

I_WILL_MURDER_YOU · 1 month

Live a good life and help as many other people as you can.

And yeah, kill Roman Polanski like that other guy said.

awesome2000 · 1 month

You need to reach out to your student so they'll feel as if their attendance is really desired. Do this by changing your class location to his living room.

big_tits_eat_free · 1 month

Pierce them and chain them to your new nipple piercings.

OregonMurse · 1 month

Any post using the phrase "what the actual fuck" should get a vicious downvoting.

Karadom · 1 month

The plumbing in the room was done incorrectly, so when I blew some methane bubbles to set off some small but safe fireballs, it filled the sink area beneath my podium. The resulting delayed explosion blew all of the access panels off of all the sinks in the room - a hard thing to explain to my bosses.

Exoblivione · 1 month

I know the feeling. I was in a punk band for a while and at the same time we were touring I was getting my Master's in Theological Studies. That made for some interesting conversations with my atheist bandmates.

PumpkinSeed · 1 month

Walk it off.

zaidmalik · 1 month

I don't. Or didn't until I googled it. Because not all of us on this subreddit speak Arabic.

25cents · 1 month

You need us. Don't pretend that you don't. You're worthless without us.

Exoblivione · 1 month

This was my question, too.

techliveadmin · 1 month

we are the ones that won't fight back and we also let them speak their minds

It's been my experience that this statement is true, but that once you become a Muslim the gloves are off (i.e. "you don't practice Islam right because [something]."

anonoman925 · 1 month

My definition:

Teach the subject. Be a good personal example. Render assistance where necessary and appropriate.

Milenios · 1 month

Reading this advice, I can only think "and people wonder why Islam has the reputation of being strict and joyless."

I know I'll be downvoted for this, but I think it needs to be said: Why do so many of us believe that ancient ways of interpreting the Qur'an and Hadith are the only correct ones?

zaidmalik · 1 month

Anybody who knows what the hell you're talking about should get at least a 3.

Astrixtc · 1 month

Just trust us. Why would we lie?

mahmoud9208 · 2 months

USA, English.

MonkE · 2 months

They can't believe she's gone? Where did she go?

magictroll · 2 months

The problem with this is that most people aren't interesting enough to pay attention to, no matter who is watching. That's why Joe and Jane Smith probably won't ever care, or notice, that this is happening.

demsdaberries · 2 months

These massive debts often are a result of going to graduate school, which accumulate when students take out loans from private lenders. Eleven percent of graduate students took out private loans in 2007-2008, and 14 percent of undergraduates took out private loans, according to a recent study by the Department of Education.

Wait... "often" means "less than half" now?

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