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Who likes jars full of sticky purple nugs? by ialbertson90in trees

[–]metaphase 1 point2 points ago

It's a fucked up thing when you see that a picture of a burrito getting more upvotes than this.

AMA Request: Someone who designs Frozen Dinners by softwaregravyin IAmA

[–]metaphase 58 points59 points ago

That, and they're dirt cheap in abundance, just more of them and less of the more expensive ingredients (meat, fish or poultry).

I love my GGG dealer by ipierce2411in trees

[–]metaphase 1 point2 points ago

No grower would ever let you do that, you'd harm the plant and therefore the product; foregoing any chance for the rest of the plant to reach full bloom for the harvest.

Scumbag Classic Rock Station by mrscaryin AdviceAnimals

[–]metaphase 0 points1 point ago

For every half an hour, on the half an hour, we're gonna play Free Falling by Tom Petty!

Why. by Poggaloggin WTF

[–]metaphase 0 points1 point ago

You obviously lack originality.

this is how it goes. by masterblazerin trees

[–]metaphase 0 points1 point ago

Yes it does, what a lot of people who smoke do not recognize are the serious side effects that come from smoking at a younger age, or an age when the brain is still under development, I strongly urge people who do smoke to wait until they are at least over 21 to use it occasionally. If you are a chronic user and under this age there can be serious side effects ahead for you. What many people think is that cannabis is healthy for you, it does have many beneficial side effects but when people advocate to do it everyday they see this as the norm and tend to think, "if herp is doing it everyday and has no health problems then I can too!" this is unfortunately not the case since everyone is different. My message to fellow ents: if you wish to consume cannabis please check with a doctor first before making your own decisions on which drugs to use.

Having a nice conversation with a friend until he stopped us and said, by metaphasein AdviceAnimals

[–]metaphase[S] 41 points42 points ago

You gotta love em', my personal favorite is, "I didn't do nothing".

Found this gem on Facebook. I LOL'd. by polarbear_15in ToolBand

[–]metaphase 2 points3 points ago

When isn't Justin drunk?

Disabled drummer returns. This time covers Thriller by MJ. by mettycin drums

[–]metaphase 2 points3 points ago

Disabled Drummer

Drummer with an extraordinary ability. FTFY

Watch 2 Canadians Discover That The US Is Now A Police State by WildFirecain videos

[–]metaphase 1 point2 points ago

This guy sounds like Dane Cook, in conclusion he sounds like an idiot.

When somebody asks me to smoke spice. by imivesin trees

[–]metaphase 4 points5 points ago

Wait so lemme get this straight people smoke spice as in cinnamon and shit? Or is it a name for something else.

DAE ever find moving like Maynard does when he's singing, not mimicking but out of impulse? by TheWarDrumsin ToolBand

[–]metaphase 4 points5 points ago

kind of like the way people who are born blind smile when they're happy?

The guys next to us left her 40 cents. We left this. by Nlarkinin pics

[–]metaphase 0 points1 point ago

I never said it did, what they did was good, seeking validation for it from strangers makes it seem as though OP was in it for the attention rather than the deed.

The guys next to us left her 40 cents. We left this. by Nlarkinin pics

[–]metaphase -2 points-1 points ago

I donate blood twice a year, do I post it to reddit? No because it's something that I choose to do.

The guys next to us left her 40 cents. We left this. by Nlarkinin pics

[–]metaphase 54 points55 points ago

This is what paying for karma looks like. If you're gonna do a good deed, do it, if you're gonna do a good deed because you want people to see then you are not doing it for the right reason.

Me, when I saw the new layout. by metaphasein ToolBand

[–]metaphase[S] 0 points1 point ago

The change from the person to Alex Grey's painting and the water mark of the eye.

This is how it seems to work around my town... by fart_lover_5000in funny

[–]metaphase -1 points0 points ago

Every time I go for a ride I risk my life and 90% of the time I am nowhere near cars.

My current setup. by mcphersonsterin drums

[–]metaphase 1 point2 points ago

honestly the film crew couldn't have just rented a Catalina club at least?

My current setup. by mcphersonsterin drums

[–]metaphase 5 points6 points ago

I know this is the Renown but every time I see a Gretsch I always think of the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.

Futurama Frionel by NocturnalLolasaurusin AdviceAnimals

[–]metaphase 1 point2 points ago

So brave.

Just Danny fucking around. by polarbear_15in ToolBand

[–]metaphase 2 points3 points ago

You're the fucking man, in fact anyone here on /r/tool and is the fucking man.

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