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TIL that the story that Eskimos have more than 50 words for snow is a myth and that there are probably more in English. by doublehalfin todayilearned

[–]matthabitat 1 point2 points ago

How many words do we have for cock in english?

The best leap motion demo yet... 0:32 will blow your mind. This is the future folks by avbodenin videos

[–]matthabitat 0 points1 point ago

The future is here, after all of this waiting I can finally use my penis to control my computer.

Reddit, what kind of weird/awesome local characters does the place you live have? by kolinskyin AskReddit

[–]matthabitat 0 points1 point ago

I don't know if he has an official nickname, but there is this one guy in Salt Lake City who wanders around in wizard clothes, a turban, staff, all kinds of various trinkets. He also has a trumpet he carries around and toots it at passing cars while he waits at the bus stop.

So my friend was surfing... by Jimuseyin WTF

[–]matthabitat 1 point2 points ago

When the Fedaykin are defeated in combat, they cut of their braids in discrace, Kahl Muad'dib has never been defeated.

They are not tactical or wrapped in para cord and probably not the best choice for stabbing zombies, but I really like my new Messermeister kitchen knives. by danceswithnarwhalsin knives

[–]matthabitat 1 point2 points ago

Aww I live my messermeisters, I have had them for years the engaving is all worn out.

Stuff NON knife people do, that drives you CRAZY (Ways people use knives for what they aren't made for) by atomedgein knives

[–]matthabitat 0 points1 point ago

Using a blade edge as a screwdriver.

Does anyone else request catalogs? by Knife_Guidein knives

[–]matthabitat 0 points1 point ago

I requested a catalog from them, it seems likes months ago. Still haven't gotten it. how long does it take?

Whats the stupidest animal in the Jungle? by StyledBearin Jokes

[–]matthabitat -1 points0 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17i36IIFcEQ

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[–]matthabitat 0 points1 point ago

xxx~...DIS MADE ME CRY EVRY TIME...~xxx

On my very first sexual encounter, I broke my penis (penile fracture), I now literally have a button located near my shaft that allows me to get an erection. My new girlfriend calls it the iPenis, anyway AMA, I've heard it all from my friends! by ipenisin IAmA

[–]matthabitat 0 points1 point ago

So you never have to pee with morning wood or have to hide your boner.

My first time having sex [SFW] by TheStep4in funny

[–]matthabitat 0 points1 point ago

Thats my everytime having sex

Wait...what does that sign say?? by dslichin funny

[–]matthabitat 1 point2 points ago

HILD RAPE is Okay

If you could land a sign on the moon, what would you put on the sign? by KillaKonain AskReddit

[–]matthabitat 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to Moon. No Fat Chicks!

Hey Disney, Is This A Boy Or Girl? by DeuxBoyin funny

[–]matthabitat 1 point2 points ago

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/197/177/JR1Gz.jpg

Killer returns to finish job while reporters cover murder attempt. Around 0:30 NSFW by timeagoin videos

[–]matthabitat 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this scene

My reaction to most of /r/funny/new. by TrueWarriorin funny

[–]matthabitat 3 points4 points ago

Don't be joking about serious stuff, thats Kony 2012.

TIL Helena Bonham Carter and Director Tim Burton, although married, live in separate homes next door to each other. by bbq2m8osin todayilearned

[–]matthabitat 1 point2 points ago

Its nice that Helena has a place to go when Johnny Depp comes to Tims house for a "sleepover"

I see your Lizard Wizard, and raise you Aztec Lizard! by drunkenmonkie2in pics

[–]matthabitat 0 points1 point ago

The resemblance is uncanny

What actors will always be certain characters in your eyes no matter how many roles they play? by SplintPunchbeefin AskReddit

[–]matthabitat 0 points1 point ago

Dustin Hoffman is always Hook.

Traded ALL of my knives for ONE. (Albums Inside) by JimmyJuicein knives

[–]matthabitat 1 point2 points ago

I say thats a good trade, that BM looks awesome, and so does that stubby.

Every Time I Walk To My Car... by khduttonin funny

[–]matthabitat 10 points11 points ago

So did I, pulled a Randy Marsh.

Would you accept £1mill ($1.6mill) for letting a random person die? by london_ashin AskReddit

[–]matthabitat 0 points1 point ago

Yup. I live in the first world, we let people die for cheap shit all the time.

Leather Jacket Rage [FIRST] by zakarum2000in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]matthabitat 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9bSHCBH0qE#t=0m10s

American Redditors: if you own one, why did you buy a gun? by aka317in AskReddit

[–]matthabitat 0 points1 point ago

Cause they're fun as hell.

So I was flipping through my History book today... by tenkinin WTF

[–]matthabitat 5 points6 points ago

I had the same pic in my history class, but with a clown and seltzer instead of a dick.

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