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You know what no one's done yet? Or at least done well? Shit Stoners Say. Do we hate those videos or...? I have a million good ideas. by mammalsin blaag

[–]mammals[S] 0 points1 point ago

There should be a montage of joint or blunt cherries falling off with a bunch of different "SHIT!"s

*** HOW TO SUBMIT *** by austinhannahin blaag

[–]mammals 0 points1 point ago

Yo let me edit too

regular features by austinhannahin blaag

[–]mammals 0 points1 point ago

KENDAL DO A THING WHERE YOU WRITE ABOUT CRAZY ASS PEOPLE IN HISTORY PLEASE

Sketch idea: Soda commercial by j3rownin blaag

[–]mammals 0 points1 point ago

dude yeah that's a good fyucking idea hahahaha i can envision that shit

The Blagggggs by lucablightin blaag

[–]mammals 1 point2 points ago

Dude morris you just trolled me so hard

You know what no one's done yet? Or at least done well? Shit Stoners Say. Do we hate those videos or...? I have a million good ideas. by mammalsin blaag

[–]mammals[S] 0 points1 point ago

(high fiving someone with bong in other hand) yyyeeeeeeeeehhhh brother!

You know what no one's done yet? Or at least done well? Shit Stoners Say. Do we hate those videos or...? I have a million good ideas. by mammalsin blaag

[–]mammals[S] 0 points1 point ago

(taking huge bong rip and making funny sound as exhale)...(lighting a complicated bong) ITS SCIENCE DUUUDE...Think he'd let me get a $26-bag? What kind of weed is this? ..I LOVE CHEESE...I LOVE CEREAL...Dude..Carl Sagan was the man. Dude...I love barack obama even though he won't legalize weed. Do you watch Workaholics? (sitting down on couch by TV)...NETFLIX!

You know what no one's done yet? Or at least done well? Shit Stoners Say. Do we hate those videos or...? I have a million good ideas. by mammalsin blaag

[–]mammals[S] 0 points1 point ago

Dude I don't even know what this is called. Holy shit I'm stoned. What are we doing tonight? My fucking cat knocked over my bong last night. (looking at newly stoner friend that's incapacitated) Dude...are you okay? (watching above the influence commercial laughing)

You know what no one's done yet? Or at least done well? Shit Stoners Say. Do we hate those videos or...? I have a million good ideas. by mammalsin blaag

[–]mammals[S] 0 points1 point ago

GEEEE BEEES! No thanks man, I'm taking a tolerance break. (next frame i'm smoking and say: Fuck it!) WENDYS! (then) TACO BELL! (then) Fuck..what's open this late? I'm tired of watching TV. (getting weak) Yo that shits funny!!!! (picking up lint) Yo I thought that was weed. (picking up weed from a carpet) SWEET FOUND WEED!

You know what no one's done yet? Or at least done well? Shit Stoners Say. Do we hate those videos or...? I have a million good ideas. by mammalsin blaag

[–]mammals[S] 0 points1 point ago

Fuck I forgot what I was gona say! Dude you got a lighter? I need a pokey. Anyone wana go get food? I hate parties. I hate this. (Standing at a party) Let's plan a fucking roadtrip! I love cats

let me gauge your interest. by austinhannahin blaag

[–]mammals 0 points1 point ago

I AM THE INTERNET NOW AUSTIN I MEAN SHIT IM PROLLY LIKE A 8 OR 9 DAWG

the godmother by sitsitsitonyouin blaag

[–]mammals 1 point2 points ago

YES LETS MAKE IT A TEAM THING

WOAH KEWL by j3rownin blaag

[–]mammals 1 point2 points ago

I PEED

I was a designer for the AHS online ad campaign. AMAA. by FunkyHenryGalein AmericanHorrorStory

[–]mammals 4 points5 points ago

You should post this in the actual AMA subreddit and don't use the acronym "AHS" in the title, say the whole name. There's a decent buzz about it and I think the general Reddit population (a larger audience) would give you lots of attention! I can't think of a question but it sounds totally awesome.

$408 Recently Renovated Fan Apartment (Grace & Boulevard) by infunitrustin rva

[–]mammals 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Dude...chill. A female wanting a female roommate is not illegal. I promise.

It's my birthday and this is my first hit as a 21 year old. :) Happy 11/11/11 to me! by aBeautifulStoryin trees

[–]mammals 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I will never not upvote a birthday picture of a beautiful woman with a joint. Done.

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