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Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuckin AskReddit

[–]lizpornia 0 points1 point ago

My friends have a similar game, it's called drink or conk. This game involves a crazy amount of booze, a shot glass, and a croquet mallet. When ever someone asks someone "drink or conk" the person has to make their choice, and they get what they ask for. At the beginning of the night there is a lot of drinking, near the end of the night we are just beating each other senseless with the mallet and vomiting.

Is Tmobile coverage in Redding good? by DronePiratein Redding

[–]lizpornia 0 points1 point ago

I have pretty good coverage in Redding its when I go out to Cottonwood or Shasta lake that it becomes a little spotty. In both of those places I can always find enough coverage to send a quick text message.

Whenever someone wants to sell me on wine... by kidred2001in AdviceAnimals

[–]lizpornia 5 points6 points ago

A local vineyard sells wine that was made when there were a lot of wild fires going on in the area. The person who makes the wine was telling me about it and why it was about $5 cheaper than the normal wine. He was trying to make it sound gross by saying that it had a bit of a jerky taste to it but I ended up buy it anyways. Some of the most tasty wine I have ever had, drank it with smoked salmon cheese and cigar breaks.

I made a discovery this week. by sonic-servantin minimalism

[–]lizpornia 7 points8 points ago

For ironing I just put the outfit that I'm going to wear that day in the bathroom with me while I take a shower. The steam usually gets all of the wrinkles out since I enjoy long warm showers.

I took the bacon, she woke up, and screamed at me. I gave it back, and her eyes slowly closed again. by watsonyourearin pics

[–]lizpornia 1 point2 points ago

I think it was ridiculous as well, especially when I became a teenager and I decided to gauge them out since that is a "dude thing to do" according to my mother. I had D's as a teenager, no one was going to think I was a dude based on the holes in my ears. I think my mother lives in a world where people use ears to determine a persons gender.

I took the bacon, she woke up, and screamed at me. I gave it back, and her eyes slowly closed again. by watsonyourearin pics

[–]lizpornia 7 points8 points ago

My mother had my ears pierced when I was about 4 months old, also a few female friends of mine have had their ears pierced since they were very young. It sucks since when I asked my mother why she did it she said it was to make sure that people could tell I was a little girl. Apparently putting me into pink tutus was not enough.

I made a few cookies today. by lizporniain trees

[–]lizpornia[S] 2 points3 points ago

Step one make weed butter... step two white chocolate chip cookies step three Chocolate cookies step four Chocolate chip cookies That recipe is close to mine but mine uses milk instead of water and fuck walnuts, they don't belong in my cookie. Step five chocolate chip cookie recipe but replace the chocolate chips with chopped up mints takes about two boxes maybe three if you cook with a friend who enjoys eating mints. Now Caramel Make sure to take your time with the caramel if you want it to turn out awesome! That and you don't want to get it too hot unless you want to get high while cooking it. I also only use Mexican vanilla since I think it makes everything taste a little better.

I made a few cookies today. by lizporniain trees

[–]lizpornia[S] 1 point2 points ago

WHICH RECIPE? The caramel, white chocolate macadamia nut, chocolate chip, chocolate, or Andes mint cookie recipe?

I made a few cookies today. by lizporniain trees

[–]lizpornia[S] 2 points3 points ago

I made them for my friends birthday who is an ent. Her birthday is the day after St Patrick's day so everyone is usually too hungover to chill with her so I'm making some hash caramel to dip these bad boys into.

my friend hooping to "Somebody That I Used to Know" by Gotye by Slugmutin Hooping

[–]lizpornia 0 points1 point ago

Love it! So much talent!

Guess what I just got!?! by unealotin freebies

[–]lizpornia 3 points4 points ago

Just put in in the living room! :D That's what I did with mine, I didn't even ask the boyfriend or room mate. They noticed it about week later. Unobservant bastards.

Spinning - What People Think I Do by SenoraObscurain poi

[–]lizpornia 2 points3 points ago

I do what my mom thinks I do :(

What is a time your pet has genuinely surprised you. by scruffy01in AskReddit

[–]lizpornia 2 points3 points ago

A while ago my dog got parvo, I work the graveyard shift at a home for people who are mentally disabled so I brought her along with so that I could give her saline, shots, and to keep an eye on her. When my patients got up for breakfast my puppy faked a injured leg to get delicious bacon. After breakfast she really wanted to get on a patients lap who is in a wheel chair so she hopped on to the couch and then from the couch on to the patients lap. It was awesome.

What is the most fucked up thing you witnessed as a child but didn't realize how bad it was until you were older? by BatShatCrazyin AskReddit

[–]lizpornia 159 points160 points ago

This isn't really bad but when I was in 1st grade we were doing a leaf project and the teacher told us to snag some plant life from around our homes, bring them in, and then figure out what they are when we got home. I brought in the average stuff, oak leaf, pine needles, a few flowers, oh yeah and a pot leaf. At the time I didn't know that the smelly plant in the back yard was illegal. My parents had an interesting conversation with the teacher, school administrator and CPS. They blamed it on the neighbors since I told the teacher that I found it near our fence... The neighbors weren't going pot but they were cooking meth. They went to jail and I got to continue living with my parents.

One on one trade? by meh1220in craftexchange

[–]lizpornia 0 points1 point ago

No go crazy and suprise me... also would you like wine soap, beer soap, coffee soap, or hemp oil soap (the hemp oil soap has another week on it before it can be used)

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