Kobe: "I don't remember last year"

m1r0k0v · 7 days

Gonna have to go with Flux Information Sciences - Private/Public.

Directly inspired by the cacophonous rhythms and sounds of industrial machinery in New York City.

This album is just absolute fucking madness, and there's nothing else like it.

Swim2014 · 9 days

I think that was Space Jam.

leapyquacky · 12 days

He fucking did it.

leapyquacky · 12 days

He's currently at 21 hours. The record is 24 hours 18 minutes.

BenIsHere · 17 days

James Harden.

xGrill · 1 month

Looking at your home page, I have no idea what you do.

rCBB_Mod · 1 month

Calipari just shit himself when those fireworks went off.

BukkitBoss · 2 months

It's an interesting concept, but you're seriously sacrificing the readability of your content with nauseating transitions. If you're going to stick with the scrollPath approach, I'd suggest making it feel more like a monorail and less like a rollercoaster.

The last thing I want my content doing is backflips.

itssynecdoche · 2 months

It looks great, but functions terribly. It forces you to scroll in such a precise manner (in order to read the text) that only the most stubbornly patient users will get through all of it.

leapyquacky · 2 months

Ah, not good. Could you PM me a screenshot of what you see?

leapyquacky · 2 months

Hey, just wanted to let you know I updated the Stylebot theme and added a few things! Check it out if you're interested: http://stylebot.me/styles/1175

KlausCin · 2 months

Start with HTML and CSS. I can't stress enough that getting your hands dirty with code is the best and quickest way to learn. Don't use a program that writes your code for you, because you will have no idea what's going on behind the scenes.

Start simple: Create a home page for something you're interested in (band, hobby, etc) with a logo, navigation, some text, a photo, and a footer.
Create some additional pages with different content and link to those from your first page.
Rinse, wash, repeat.

Seriously, do this over and over again, and don't spend too much time on refining anything, because you're going to make a ton of mistakes along the way.

I'll say it again: You're going to make a ton of mistakes. It's a good thing. It means you're learning.

When you figure out how to do something, make a note of how you did it, save a code snippet, bookmark a tutorial, whatever it takes to remember it. Chances are you're going to need to do it again in the future, and chances are you're going to forget how you did it.

Urik88 · 2 months

As x-skeww pointed out, you are inventing tags that don't exist, and that's going to cause you a ton of headache.

Take a look at the HTML5 page elements. When you define a new block section that isn't part of this list, use a div and assign it an ID or class. If it's an inline element, use span and do the same.

I'd also recommend straying away from using HTML elements that are purely presentational (e.g. footer_border). Use CSS for this. Your HTML should describe the structure and purpose of your content, not how it looks.

As is, you can change <footer_title> to <div class="footer_title"> and use the following CSS:

.footer_title {
  width: 200px;
  margin: -10px auto 0;
  text-align: center;
  background: #fff;
}

leapyquacky · 2 months

This is awesome feedback, man. I'm going to work these into my next draft. I really appreciate it.

leapyquacky · 2 months

Go here and click the "Install Style in Stylebot" button towards the top right (next to the CSS button). If you have Stylebot installed already, it will automatically add the CSS for you.

That's it! Let me know if that works for you.

Kinect2 · 2 months

I laughed heartily, then a huge thunder exploded right outside my window, and I promptly shit my pants.

DJDYNOBOT · 2 months

I'm mostly going to address the image slider, since I think it needs the most work:

"Hey, my name is Paul. I hope you like my site." I get what you're going for here, but it comes off as not very confident in your work.
"Click on the icons above to view my online portfolio." That's like giving someone the keys to a car and saying "Put the key in the ignition and turn it to start the car." You shouldn't have to explain to someone how to navigate your site. It should be immediately apparent.
"I also like dinosaurs." Once again, I get what you're going for, but this is irrelevant to your work and what you're trying to communicate, and it's taking up the most space on the page. I'd save something like this for the About page.
The social media links are distracting from your logo and work thumbnails. Make them small and possibly move them to the footer.

olebroom · 2 months

Good start! A few things:

The squares next to your navigation links look like checkboxes and could potentially confuse users. I would remove them or use something else like an arrow.
The stitch dashes look too thick, and IMO the stitched look is overdone.
The logo feels a bit busy with all those circles. Try simplifying it to 1 or 2 circles and maybe try playing with the negative space.
The "Abstrakt", "Naturbilder", "Studio" category names are difficult to read like that. Make them horizontal and above each section.
I like the 3-dimensional feel of the left and right hand sides, but it feels confusing to my eye. Is one of the sections supposed to appear above the other depth-wise? If so, I'd try to accentuate that more with color, borders, shadows, etc.

mangoesmangoes · 2 months

Favorite part of the show was when Dan said:

DORITOS COOL RANCH A-WHAAAAATTT!

FUCK THAT NACHO CHEESE SHIIIITTTTTT!

Those words were like sweet, sweet poetry sprinkled upon an interestingly-shaped mass of whole corn.

I love that guy.

mangoesmangoes · 2 months

GIF of said naked dude hanging from the ceiling

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