My 17 year old puppy

OutaTowner · 1 month

she actually chose it! well, sort of. it was originally Pan (after Pantalaimon) but because i call anything female "lady" it was sort of a toss up between the two. she never really responded to the former so Lady it was. it definitely suits her, and thank you. she's the tops.

OutaTowner · 1 month

i just fell in love with my sweet pup again. poor thing is in a strangle hold as we speak. ::wuvwuvwuvoooladypup::

OutaTowner · 1 month

And mine. Seriously, lady could be that pup's sister! She showed up on my doorstep three years ago and I've never known what she was.

FreeAsInFreedoooooom · 2 months

don't forget the streamers. never forget...the streamers.

FreeAsInFreedoooooom · 2 months

it even had my name on it. suhweet.

FreeAsInFreedoooooom · 2 months

i hate to disappoint, but lady here. if it helps, my name is blake.

FreeAsInFreedoooooom · 2 months

my mom really pissed me off one morning and in a fit i told her i was running away. i loudly packed my things in my lisa frank backpack and marched right out the door, huffing, puffing, and stomping my way to my get away ride- my shiny pink bicycle, with the training wheels recently removed and brand new streamers, this bitch was boss. i saddled up on that pony and took off for the great beyond with the piercing conviction only a four year old could muster.

i made it about three yards before the first fall, but nay, my friends, no simple flesh wound would stop me! even now i commend myself for the effort. i had been robbed, my pride had been hurt, and i would stop at nothing until i showed my mother just how ridiculous she had been- she was going to regret making me angry, damnit! the unfortunate kink in my plan is that i hadn't actually learned to ride a two-wheeler, yet and after about five tries and still trapped inside the boundary of my own driveway, i hobbled the bloody mess that remained of my dignity back inside, cleaned my wounds and locked myself in my room all day.

sigh. to be young again...

doogie92 · 2 months

At first I was impressed that someone used Ennui in a youtube comment. Then I realized they were repeating Fonzie. Now I'm just impressed they spelled it correctly.

quentin5842 · 2 months

keep the dog. can i have the desk?

bowhunter6274 · 2 months

I can't begin to tell you how jealous I am of this woman. She's just so goddamn cool.

darkbob · 2 months

this. it's my birthday gift to myself every year. i eat the entire pie. gets better every time.

randerson93 · 2 months

"Be near me when I fade away,

To point the term of human strife

And on the low dark verge of light

The twilight of eternal day."

-Tennyson In Memoriam

MrUmbrellaPants · 3 months

does poetry count? technically i did read it in a book. i really love this Yeats' Tom O'Roughley:

"'If little planned is little sinned

But little need the grave distress.

What's dying but a second wind?

How but in zig-zag wantonness

Could trumpeter Michael be so brave?'

Or something of that sort he said,

'And if my dearest friend were dead

I'd dance a measure on his grave

i know it's the full verse but the last sentence is my favorite and to understand you need the context.

ilMigliorFabbro · 3 months

you're doing it wrong- start on the other end. seriously.

oshitsuperciberg · 3 months

you certainly may. today is monday, which generally connotes a sour perspective but this one is different- i have lots of wonderful things to look forward to this week, not the least of which is seeing a particularly special friend on friday. and since things appear to be following the usual, very busy attitude recent weeks have, plus the addendum of a trip for work, i imagine the end of this one will come much sooner then i expect. i suppose i'm most excited about this beginning because it shows signs of a quick run to the end. :) very happy monday, indeed.

oshitsuperciberg · 3 months

awfully well, thanks for asking!

Limk04 · 3 months

mississippi would be a super effeminate, bible toting, closeted, wrangler-wearing gentleman with a blanche devereaux drawl.

Vicious_Violet · 3 months

white sneakers with jeans. serial killer city.

Plexicraft · 4 months

you don't happen to attend ole miss, do you?

Plexicraft · 4 months

it's a plague.

a7xfiction · 4 months

it's the handle above the window on most cars, the one you pull when your driver takes a turn too quickly, or in my case rushes out into traffic. the motion is generally accompanied with an "OH SHIT!". i'm sure there's a technical term, but this is all i've ever called it.

jasonwilk · 4 months

present.

a7xfiction · 4 months

these are in no order, nor are the most ridiculous. but their the ones i can recall off the cuff right now.

he ran out in front of a car while we were out shopping. it was obvious. i didn't need to say anything about it at all and so i didn't. BUT. i did grab the "oh shit" handle out of instinct. that was enough to set him off. he yelled at me for ten minutes.

another time in a car- he was dropping me off at the airport after having been out to visit him for a week (met in college, he lived elsewhere during the summers with his family). he missed the exit. i was too nervous to point out that it was coming up because he had gotten quite upset with me before for mentioning things like that. so, about two exits later when he realized his mistake, he got terribly pissed off and yelled at me until the airport about how i had let him miss the turn.

oh! once a mutual friend of ours said that i was pretty, in front of a group of people, a group my boyfriend happened to be standing in the middle of. i had gotten all gussied up for a date, and where the kid was usually used to seeing me in jeans and sneakers, i imagine that the dress, hair done up thing sort of threw him. it was nice. genuine. not weird at all or aggressive. of course, i lit up immediately and told him thank you. the ride to the aforementioned date was spent listening to boyfriend demanding i fess up to an attraction to friend-guy. that was actually the first year i ever had a valentine, or a valentines date. it was lovely.

sigh... he was a real gem...

oshitsuperciberg · 4 months

i've been humbled by seasonal allergies this week, which have unfortunately marooned me to my house, all by my lonesome excepting my sweet pup, for its duration. today, however, is a new day. i sound like a woman again. and i've got my party shoes on.

klizard · 4 months

spot. on. i feel like everyone around me is in this beautiful gazelle-like form and i'm stuck in rhino mode.

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