Did what I thought was impossible the other day. What do you guys think?

gabgare · 1 day

Grats on your first one! Every one after that becomes a bummer in the wallet.

mookdaruch · 1 day

My wife has a large purse, last weekend we had McDonalds during a screening of Avengers. 'Merica.

runner_fag · 1 day

A few days after 9/11 I had a shirt printed that said "FUCK TERRORISM", I figured I'd make it barely through the school doors, but it lasted all the way through lunchtime. Apparently the lunch ladies had a problem with it, but the principle just made me put on another shirt.

telefonbesked · 1 day

95% of the reason I miss it was because of having a force pull ability. If there is even 1 decent tank-specced assassin/shadow on a team it changes the entire flow of the game.

telefonbesked · 1 day

I quit a few weeks ago, but I really miss huttball. I will probably always remember it as one of the most fun pvp arenas.

TheGreatSantini · 2 days

Maeby Funke

Chad_Chaddington · 2 days

No, I assume it was her way of complaining that I was going too slow for the lines liking which is why she cut everyone.

Chad_Chaddington · 2 days

I was bar tending a rich wedding and their was a HUGE line at my bar and all the other backup where at other bars with huge lines. I was working as fast as I possibly could, and getting a little heavy on my pours as repayment for people having to wait so long.

Some woman cuts the entire line (at least 12 people) with some guy, the guy is trying to pull her back away and be cool. She looks at me, then looks at him and says, "Oh let me order, I deal with the mentally challenged all the time."

I looked at the guy who gave me his best "i'm sorry" face, all the while this lady is just going on with her drink order. I let her get all the way through it before I said, "Excuse me?" She went through it again. "Pardon"? Again. "Once more, please, I'm sorry it's loud." Again. So I repeated it to her intentionally messed up. She repeated it again. After I got her to go through it about seven times I simply looked at her and said, "No".

She started accosting me asking why I wouldn't serve her, and I replied that anyone who was willing to be so rude to a complete stranger must be intoxicated and I wasn't going to serve her anything else for the rest of the night. I finished with a, "because I might lose my job, and jobs are tough to come by for mentally challenged people. Have a good night."

After my line was done I radioed the event head and she made sure the other bartenders wouldn't serve her either. She went to the other 3 bars and when she couldn't get served she left. Sweet victory.

IsUpTooLate · 3 days

A horrible outcome of this is when they throw enough of a fit that management comes and changes the price for them, thus enabling them to try this bullshit everywhere.

HYPEractive · 4 days

7 compliments it nicely.

TestZero · 5 days

Best used on daytime television. NO MAURY I'M TEN THOUSAND-NO-A MILLION PERCENT SURE DAT JADAVEON IS MY BABY DADDY.

freedomfilm · 5 days

Judging by your hatred of the guy, I'd be more inclined to think he slept with your girlfriend every night.

Habz · 5 days

I'm assuming this was originally made to make light of the Glock "Kaboom".

brandoncjames · 5 days

I've used the scissors on my Leatherman Wave quite a bit, they seem to work well.

iamnotparanoid · 5 days

The one he got me was an electric one. It worked ok, but I gave up on it, it's more for kitchen knives. I actually did end up getting a Sharpmaker not long ago and it's amazing, I think I'm going to also pick up the ultra-fine stones and see how they perform.

iamnotparanoid · 6 days

More a story about how my lack of man skills failed me regarding my edc. My father-in-law was helping my wife and I move to a new city last December. It was raining/snowing and he wanted to cover our mattress in plastic before throwing it in the bed of the truck. He measures out a good sized piece of sheet plastic and says, "Oh man, I forgot my knife, do you have one?"

My heart jumped at the chance to look cool in front of the guy since we have a bit of a shaky relationship anyway, so I bust out my Leatherman Wave before he even finishes the sentence. It was around this time that I remembered I was failing miserably at trying to learn how to sharpen knives a week or so before, and in the process had basically turned my Wave blade into a butterknife. I take a manly slash at the sheet plastic and an eruption of awkward crinkling noise erupts from the sheet as this dull ass knife just folds the plastic around it. So then I start sawing at it and still nothing happens. My father-in-law let out an audible sigh and shook his head and walked off to find a razor. I couldn't let him beat me, so I busted out the serrated blade and cut the nastiest most jagged lightning-bolt shaped line down this plastic. It had streamers and shit coming off of it, and was an utter mess. He walked back in and just started laughing at me.

He got me a knife sharpener that Christmas.

GreatGroovyGood · 6 days

I have an awesome respect for the guy, if for no other reason than him surviving while walking everywhere he goes 2 and 3 times to place and pickup cameras, then back again to get different angles. I have 0 doubt in my mind that he knows what he's doing.

TurncoatEwok · 6 days

It would be a sweet job, but man Vader has to be absolutely boiling in that suit.

milenkosmagic · 6 days

One of the best retorts I've heard against idiots that still think the slippery slope fallacy is a legitimate way to argue, is to ask them how many times they've stood on ice and not fallen.

earfullofcorn · 6 days

Upland wheat was the first wheat beer I'd ever tried. Such goodness.

danrunner · 8 days

I'm curious how a lot of you handle your water situations for your bags. I'm planning on carrying a good filter and iodine, with the addition of having fire starting gear and a pot if I need to boil, but I don't have any actual water in my bag, because to be honest I just don't have the space and my bag is heavy as hell as it is.

I thought of designating one of those handled jugs in my refrigerator to fill with water so when I threw on my bag I could grab that as well, but I can't help but feel I'd be extremely encumbered.

What do you guys do?

cjknjkn · 8 days

An awesome solution for the "have a stash of gifts ready" is those jewelry sets you find everywhere. You know, they come in the same box but have a matching bracelet, earrings, necklace, etc. Split that shit up all year round. Christmas? Bracelet. Birthday? Necklace. Anniversary? Earrings. You'll save buckets of cash, and look like you took the time to find matching pieces for each.

cage715 · 8 days

Factory jobs lay people off, news at 11.

Midasx · 9 days

Um...one time I found a screw loose on a doorknob in my apartment complex so I tightened it with my LM Wave. That thing could have fell out of the door, caused a fat person to slip and hit a load bearing wall and bring that whole mother down on top of us all. I ballpark I saved around 200 lives.

prettycoolaccount · 9 days

You could sharpen a knife on those things, from the looks of it.

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