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my artistic interpretation of rt 35 & rt 36. nailed it? by suzanneeeeein newjersey

[–]kingerp 7 points8 points ago

If you look up the word "clusterfuck" in the dictionary, one of the definitions is "the intersection of state highways 35 and 36 in Eatontown, NJ."

After passing the Driver's Ed exam, and on my very first day of road practice (we're talking like 1998-ish), the instructor had me go south along 35 through that intersection. While the roads were still wet (it'd been raining all morning). I've always wondered why he had me do that, and the only reason I've ever come up with was "school of hard knocks."

Fuck that intersection.

[ASoS spoiler] Little known fact about Dothraki weddings by Nukemarinein gameofthrones

[–]kingerp 0 points1 point ago

A Song of Storms

ಠ_ಠ

[Wizard] Battle Mage Build by aquadi0in Diablo3Strategy

[–]kingerp 0 points1 point ago

I'm a huge fan of the Frost Nova + Explosive Blast combo. I used those two abilities, plus Wave of Force, for a long time because it is a ton of fun to decimate groups at close range with that many PBAOEs. I can only imagine how much more fun it'd be with the Time Warp bubble causing them to take even more damage.

You'd need to be geared to the teeth in order to stay that close to the enemies, I guess. How do you deal with champion/boss packs (iirc, Frost Nova affects them for considerably less time)?

Have you tried out Ice Armor with the Chilling Aura rune? Or is Force Armor a real necessity to survive in Hell?

[Wizard] Venom Hydra mechanics question by kingerpin Diablo3Strategy

[–]kingerp[S] 1 point2 points ago

Well that explains it, then.

Thanks :)

"Silly Americans, always worrying about a girl's age. If I tell you the age of consent in my country you'll probably shit bricks." [+53] by Tawilin ShitRedditSays

[–]kingerp 26 points27 points ago

holy fucking puke

There's nothing wrong as long as the girl agrees to do it. These days most teenage girls are sexually active, I think more in the US than here in Europe but I could be wrong.

You don't necessarily have to be a creepy old dude to be attracted to em. Some of them teenage girls are pretty hot for their young age. I mean you can't just ignore it, its everywhere now, even in kids channels like Disney and Nickelodeon.

Theon, the Starks and the Bastard by EpicDashin gameofthrones

[–]kingerp 9 points10 points ago

Yes. Ned took Theon hostage after the Greyjoy rebellion failed - to deter Balon Greyjoy from trying to rebel again.

Walter White (x-post from r/photoshop) by bennyb420in breakingbad

[–]kingerp 1 point2 points ago

I would've gone with RUN.

On a post about a woman who had undergone serious lung surgery: "40 % lungs, 100% hot" [+90] "The best part is that the reduced lung capacity means she can't run from you." [+39] by TensaiKashouin ShitRedditSays

[–]kingerp 12 points13 points ago

the OP of both threads trying to defend themselves is really something, too:

No, i'm not looking to get laid. She's married and I respect that shit.

yeah see I'm a cool guy and I respect women and shit and this is why I obsess over one woman and decide to put templates of women on fucking quickmeme without their knowledge or consent

She's married. My /r/seduction skills are wasted on her

admittedly this is probably sarcasm so meh but still why even joke about that

I apologize if this came off as creepy or weird. Bu hey, who on reddit isn't a bit off?

hey yeah here's a non-apology, and it's not like you need a real apology anyway because we're all fucked in the head RIGHT EVERYBODY?!?!?!?!

Oh microsoft, you really crack me up some times by gnurin geek

[–]kingerp -1 points0 points ago

You might even say he was...

dons shades

...hardcore.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

(hey, nobody else did it, and somebody had to)

The name's Andry. Miss Andry. by iiain AdviceAnimals

[–]kingerp 2 points3 points ago

But all those things about women and minorities were just jokes. Don't you understand the difference?!?!

/s

On a post about a woman who had undergone serious lung surgery: "40 % lungs, 100% hot" [+90] "The best part is that the reduced lung capacity means she can't run from you." [+39] by TensaiKashouin ShitRedditSays

[–]kingerp 11 points12 points ago

And I hate that when I genuinely enjoy content, it's ruined by commenters.

This especially. The AMA she posted last week was pretty interesting (for example, I didn't know you could be born with emphysema), and it was cool to see a followup. More so because I'd just gotten out of the hospital myself for a (considerably less serious) thing.

Way to shit on content that I like, reddit >:(

On a post about a woman who had undergone serious lung surgery: "40 % lungs, 100% hot" [+90] "The best part is that the reduced lung capacity means she can't run from you." [+39] by TensaiKashouin ShitRedditSays

[–]kingerp 20 points21 points ago

they've actually made this woman into an advice animal now. and when I mean "they" I mean one person, who isn't either of the women in the picture(s), made her into an advice animal - and then the denizens of /r/AdviceAnimals upvoted them thousands of times.

fuck

everything

not creepy at all, not in any way shape or form. nope.

My buddy and I are going to New York... by MrShaunJayin geek

[–]kingerp 0 points1 point ago

It's flat, yeah. If you're used to walking that much then that's one thing, but keep in mind that Google Maps' estimate of 5 hours is probably a vast underestimate. In reality it's going to take a lot longer because of pedestrian and vehicular traffic, random pit stops for food/bathroom/water (ESPECIALLY water)/etc, and so on. If you're honestly going to do it in one day, walking the entire way, then I'd estimate closer to 8 hours. Obviously depending on how fast you walk and how long you stay in each place.

Like I said - the city looks really close together on a map, but in reality it isn't that easy. With over 8 million residents and Lord knows how many people coming in to town on trips for various reasons, things are never as simple as they look.

Example: The Port Authority bus terminal (42nd and 8th) and Grand Central (42nd and Park) are only about a mile apart, as the crow flies. However, since you'd be walking east along 42nd street, you'd have to pass through Times Square. And all of the surrounding locales. And what would probably only take me 12-13 minutes near where I live could take twice that in the city.

(not that you'd ever do this in reality - you'd just jump on the subway)

Anyway, words of warning. Plan ahead.

South Korea to Chemically Castrate Repeat Child Rapist by PrinceDakkarin worldnews

[–]kingerp 0 points1 point ago

wow, this "joke" is witty and original

My buddy and I are going to New York... by MrShaunJayin geek

[–]kingerp 1 point2 points ago

You're going to walk, in a roundabout way, from 81st and Central Park West to Bowling Green?

Phew. Good luck with that.

(as a NYC resident: definitely split it into two days. the landmarks may be LOOK close together on a map, but that's surprisingly deceptive. your feet will thank you.)

Shopping for the Archer book on Amazon and saw this... by HedgeFund_Managerin ArcherFX

[–]kingerp 3 points4 points ago

It took me weeks to get through the first season, even though it's only six episodes, because the show starts off in such a "meh" way.

And then I worked through the entire second season on Netflix in about a single weekend (and this was still several months before S3). So yeah, I know that feeling. :(

My buddy and I are going to New York... by MrShaunJayin geek

[–]kingerp 0 points1 point ago

Have fun with all that time on the uptown 4/5/6 trains.

Oh microsoft, you really crack me up some times by gnurin geek

[–]kingerp 27 points28 points ago

I know a guy (well, as well as you can know an internet acquaintance) who played Diablo II on Hardcore (if your character dies, they're dead forever and you have to reroll from level 1), on a US server...from Australia. On dial-up.

I don't know how.

She found herself a cave ! by joloki618in aww

[–]kingerp 8 points9 points ago

Seriously. I expected one or two "wink wink nudge nudge RIGHT GUYS" posts, but there's like 50 of them, and they all use the word "fish", and they're all awful.

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