"When you deal dope, and the police have to come to your house, that’s what happens."

gtkarber · 2 months

You might want to rephrase that last part. I feel bad for laughing but I can't stop, thanks.

PluckDemPubes · 7 months

If it smells horrible it's time to wash... :)

clankyasp · 7 months

Been a while since I played HON but I always hated when you selected other heroes it was really hard to see their items because it was so small.

Also prefer Dota 2 with hp bars over skills, and from what I have seen in replays it works the same as Dota when you select other heroes.

clankyasp · 7 months

If you hold ALT in Dota 2 it displays hero names on the minimap.

They will probably change that to portraits later in the beta, personally I prefer the names.

entre3000 · 7 months

Then why is your name not SoloMid? :(

sporaticallysane · 7 months

This is so classic Diablo 2, I love it!

My best friend did a lot of awful stuff to his "friends" in that game, but he justified it as payback for stuff they had done to him in real life (petty shit, his payback was always 100 times worse)

He hacked one of his classmates accounts and had his other friend kill off all his characters, then made a new char named "Kleves ears" and filled it up with all the ears from his mains and mules, this was on hardcore of course. His reason, "Kleve" was fat and it was his own fault for having such a dumb password pretty much, or he did'nt tell me the real reason.

He never did anything to me other than "safe TPs" but you could tell when he had been gathering a bunch of monsters around it, and if you called him out on it he usually made a new one, once he had his laugh, god I loved playing with him he made the game a lot more exiting :D

When I think about it he mostly only did things to people "stupid enough to trust him" like putting hostile on a friend, waiting outside act 1 saying "Come on out, I won't kill you" or "Just let me try 1 whirlwind it only does 400dmg" his real damage was probably closer to 10k.

But to be fair he was really helpful, always boosting or letting you borrow items if he had the spare.

This reply turned out a bit longer then expected... sorry if I rambled on got a bit sentimental he died about a year back.

thedudeisnice · 8 months

Pretty good but very different feel from the first two, think romance.

Got a few answers reading them tho, definitely worth it.

pookyheartsrock · 9 months

♥ Thanks.

pookyheartsrock · 9 months

Source?

keokoe · 10 months

Yes, this really made a huge for me and my brother, we are both pretty bad at doing chores.

Alternatively get a dishwasher.

norcal420 · 10 months

But the ending makes Clooney's character, he wasn't totally delusional .

DiscernableDay · 1 year

Happy ending? More like regular ending to a handy...

I guess happy ending would be if you swallow it...

Paxjax · 1 year

Let's not forget, ugly people are evil!

ramin987 · 1 year

When my friends did this I always told my mom about it in front of them, and they got really awkward, it was the best.

keokoe · 1 year

There has to be more of this.

TacheErrante · 1 year

You are just as dumb as his girlfriend then ;D

burnttoast332 · 1 year

I had to add 2 accounts to get my sync to work, I just removed the other one after.

TacheErrante · 1 year

Well, It's a pretty long story. I'll try and keep it short.

When i was in elementary school there was a Turkish girl named Tulin whom was the teachers pet, a class act tatter tale. Well, she had it out for me real good. I wasn't the nicest kid and all, but I never had it out for her. I rhymed this specific line "Tulin fulin" That can be translated to "Tulin uglyn" when I was mad at her one day for something she tattled on me for.

Next day of school me and my childhood friend arrives to the school ground on our bikes, at the bike stand is Tulin, with her mountain of a brother staring me down like I am going to be murdered.

Her brother: "I know what you said to her last day, and I'm going to kill you for it!"

Tulin: He said Tulin Fulin!!!!

Me: Yeah.. yeah man I'm sorry, I was mad at her and whatnot, I should not have said anything.

Him: Oh.. Well, it's OK i guess, just don't do it again OK?

Me: Yeah no, of course.. I wont.

Tulin looks at me, then her brother, then me again and yells: HE SAID KILL TULIN, KILL TULIN, KILL TULIN ALSO!!!

So I got hit in the face, and my life threatened by a fucking adult, just because his little sister couldn't handle me getting out of a beating.

Well the jokes on her, because that triggered an endless shit storm for her.

TacheErrante · 1 year

Reminds me of what my friend said to his first GF when going down on her and she started bleeding. He looks up stone faced and says "This reminds me of Nam"

She didn't get it.. fucking swedes.

keokoe · 1 year

Danish and Norwegian is almost identical in writing, as a swede I see almost no difference when reading Norwegian or Danish newspapers and such.

But when it comes to understanding the actual language when spoken to, it gets harder. But it's really just dialects that has become languages over time, if you're Scandinavian and moves to either Denmark, Sweden or Norway you learn to understand it rather fast.

davidjtate · 1 year

At the very least pop the windows out :U

LaCroix13 · 1 year

PENCIL!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

OGLothar · 1 year

Eternal High Five!

quartersleopard · 1 year

I saw some sketch on Funny or die presents, and I'm fairly sure it was with them. The two of them was the most disliked neighbors in the trailer park, and basically the whole sketch was them dry humping each other or yelling and screaming at one another high on crack.

I was baked out of my mind so watched it till the end, for anyone interested. The female one gives birth to a ventriloquist dummy that comes to life and educates his parents about love and understanding. They become an ideal family, and the doll keeps reminding them of the hard times, when there is a risk of his parents relapsing into drug abuse or unfaithfulness.

Years later they lie on their deathbed with the dummy sitting right next to them. They thank the dummy for showing them how to be in a loving relationship, and leading them closer together. In mutual understanding the dummy then shuts down the respiratory apparatus, and his both parents die clutching their last breath. The dummy then sheds a tear for his parents.

Here it gets really interesting: The tear falls to the floor, and out of it sprouts a beanstalk, that grows, and grows, through the roof of the house up, up, until it blooms and inside the flower is a sleeping baby. While the narrator states "And so, it begins again..."

It was so amazingly bad, that I will never forget it.

keokoe

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