Met the ex through the guys I play club soccer with, everything went smoothly for about two months. In a nutshell the last two months of our relationship were absolutely terrible and I was so crazy that I drove her to smack me across the face in public. Also, I led her to leave a note in my car about having an abortion while we were dating, only for her to tell me after I had broken up with her for the smack. She was driven to fake being violently raped by two men with the recorded voicemail of the action left on my phone (the car stereo was up too high for me to hear anyone else but her screams), fake pregnancy for seven months with twins, miscarried one at month five and emailing me about the second on month seven.

TBH this must have been all my fault..... I break bitches.