The new generation.

meta011 · 1 month

My niece (around the same age) does this and watches YouTube. Finally I understood the comments.

jamjammer · 2 months

It's actually way less than 100, since CC numbers are mod 10 ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luhn_algorithm ).

So, it's one of 9 possible card numbers.

theotherjessica · 2 months

If her mom wasn't such a "skank", she wouldn't exist. She should learn to love and embrace the skankiness/skanknocity. Just like Jesus would.

hippity_dippity123 · 3 months

Though I agree, that part was not realized. But either way, I seemed to have survived without completing that assignment...or maybe that's when my life turned for the worse and in an alternate dimension where I did complete the assignment I am a space dinosaur hunter (these exist in this alternate reality)

hippity_dippity123 · 3 months

I did something like this in highschool. The task was to write an article of a famous event in style of the time. So I wrote about the Lincoln assassination, and I dug up a NY Times article about it in the library and used it word for word. I got a D for being too gory.

Though I admit I deserved it since I really didn't do any work.

slshy · 3 months

I sadly, have taken quite a lot of photography classes in my time. First you learn about things such as rule of 3rds (which he follows here) and composition as a whole. Then you learn that everything you've learned you can completely throw out the window because "making" a solid photo is more important than the technicality behind it.

But anyway, would I get a print of this and hang it up if I didn't know her? No. Will she make it her facebook profile photo? Yes.

Then again, who cares really, she's a pretty girl, you could have taken a photo with potato and it would have made it to the front page.

Strike_Gently · 3 months

The pizzas are actually very famous pizzas known for their roles in the film adaptation of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

tbonemendez · 3 months

Or he wants people to think he's going to get killed.

Monkeyduck · 3 months

As a kid, a girl once gave me an envelope and said "This is very important, please do not read it until you get home". I thought about it all day, I enter my house and tear it open only to find it saying "HAHA I knew you couldn't wait to get home to read this".

DasHuhn · 3 months

Thanks for the quick reply! I did something like this once before when I was in college and had trouble saving money for a car. I opened a bank account in a credit union near my parents house that had no online banking, no ATM card, no way to take money out with out going to the counter. Only way to take money out would be to visit my parents.

Then I set up my regular bank accounts bill pay system to mail checks to that bank with my account number in the memo. It worked super well.

DasHuhn · 3 months

Is there a disadvantage to dramatically reducing the amount of taxes withheld from my paycheck and an instead putting it into a savings account until April 15th of the next year? I know it takes a little bit of will power, but I figure I would get a little bit of interest from it.

ForgottenPhoenix · 5 months

Gypsie here, I won't rest until I've thrown babies at all of you.

mjolle · 5 months

I just realized I read your entire post with a Russian accent.

waaabubbles · 6 months

Note: The grass is actually lava.

AForak9 · 6 months

Yep, busted alright: http://i.imgur.com/B8HZl.png

Legarnier · 6 months

I trained my cats to jump on my face when I haven't fed them fast enough.

jorgelo · 8 months

While taking small doses make you constantly repeat "Are you feeling it yet? I am, I think, maybe not".

jorgelo · 8 months

How about we just legalize both and allow adults make their own decisions of how / where to spend their money.

octaviusromulus · 8 months

The main difference is that the user/pass in the password is a url move, you know, because it's in your history, someone is standing behind you and notices the password (or if you take a screenshot).

metaform · 9 months

Major US cities lean democrat. It's quite a divide: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cartlinearlarge.png

metaform · 9 months

Do you happen to be living in a major city?

oblio-of-point · 10 months

If a girl rejects you, just take a photo of them and tell them you're going to track down a girl who looks exactly like them.

rwbronco · 10 months

I always wanted to make super targeted fortune cookies, that wouldn't match 99% percent of those people, but that one will be totally messed up.

Something like: "Jim, it's time, you know what you must do"

On the flip side it would be a learn chinese for "Shave my wretched beard"

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