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Got hit by an SUV going 30 mph, landed head first into an ATM, suffered minor concussion, smiles and face palms all around. Can barely remember these photos. by krnsnin pics

[–]jonnythefox 1 point2 points ago

Is real life diplomatic immunity the same as Law & Order diplomatic immunity? If so, you're fucked. Maybe you'll hook up with an iron willed, sexy district attorney.

I asked my tripod to take photos in the fog with me. This is me. by ForwardTwoin pics

[–]jonnythefox 0 points1 point ago

Nice jacket OP. Are you from Aus? Is the jacket from Politix?

Explain Like I'm Five: Why do some bands sound great when they record but terrible live? What kind of pre-show checks do you do on stage to ensure it'll sound good to the audience? by Chronoloraptorin WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]jonnythefox 0 points1 point ago

Also, they cheat (or what a 5 year old would understand as cheating). They record their parts over and over then piece together the final version using the best bits of each one. They fix their mistakes using all sorts of tricks. On top of this they do things that will make the songs sound better that they can't do live. They tune the singers voice, add in extra guitars and vocalists and use different effects to make things sound more interesting.

So you want to be a pirate, eh? by marcandrewin gaming

[–]jonnythefox 1 point2 points ago

So saying "that proves the rule" is redundant, right?

My friend is in a wheelchair, this was his costume at last night's party by Tjernoobylin pics

[–]jonnythefox 0 points1 point ago

NO. Novelty accounts are one thing but I can't abide another pun thread! They end up going off the rails after 3 or 4 slightly funny ones.

Creepers are very good liars by Zirothin Minecraft

[–]jonnythefox 0 points1 point ago

Junji Ito deserves a NSFL tag. Always.

Creepers are very good liars by Zirothin Minecraft

[–]jonnythefox 1 point2 points ago

Screw Junji Ito and his freaky mind. He owes me days upon days of peaceful sleep.

Ready to terrorize this young generation's part-time workers! by tamakun808in pics

[–]jonnythefox 13 points14 points ago

Shhh! I need this case! The chief has my ass in a sling!

Ready to terrorize this young generation's part-time workers! by tamakun808in pics

[–]jonnythefox 1 point2 points ago

Sequential serial numbers? Why I do believe these bills are counterfeit!

Why are my patches being lost when I save an ableton session an try to open again later? by sausageinthecityin ableton

[–]jonnythefox 2 points3 points ago

It's either because it's a naughty copy or there is something dreadfully wrong with your rig.

TIL "Dick in a Box" won an Emmy for "outstanding original music and lyrics." by sumshin todayilearned

[–]jonnythefox -13 points-12 points ago

Looks like it was up against a song from Family Guy. I'd have given it to MacFarlane any day of the week.

If you do this, fuck you. by kinglockjawin pics

[–]jonnythefox 1 point2 points ago

Because they were really heavy.

TIL Starbucks' white paper cups are impossible to recycle due to the plastic liner on the inside. by gwarsterin todayilearned

[–]jonnythefox -1 points0 points ago

How do they manage to burn everything, ever, all the time?

If you do this, fuck you. by kinglockjawin pics

[–]jonnythefox 0 points1 point ago

I know not these men, but feel that they are my brothers.

Ever rack up 60 or so and push them up a hill with a car? It's probably dangerous, but saves loads of time. (And to think I was supervisor)

Every 5 minutes, there's a new one... by jazzberry76in gaming

[–]jonnythefox 0 points1 point ago

And this is beating a dead horse... how exactly?

The Internet Lied To Me! by Not_A_Real_Usernamein pics

[–]jonnythefox 0 points1 point ago

I'll hold out until I find them in Australia. I don't know how long I'll last though, this country stopped selling delicious sugary recess snacks years ago.

The Internet Lied To Me! by Not_A_Real_Usernamein pics

[–]jonnythefox 0 points1 point ago

Iunno. Maybe they got sued by kangaroos.

What are some good programs to generate an Asian music sound? (preferably free or cheap) by Di_Fuoco18in WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]jonnythefox 1 point2 points ago

You don't even need a DAW. If you practice hard enough you should be able to whistle almost exactly like a Erhu. It's all about technique.

Seriously though. A lot of what makes Eastern instruments interesting and unique is the articulation. Learn the name of the instruments, watch and listen to how they're played then check out the big wide world of sample libraries. There's bound to be something out there for Kontakt.

The Internet Lied To Me! by Not_A_Real_Usernamein pics

[–]jonnythefox 0 points1 point ago

YEAH!

... They still make Dunkaroos?

IAm Phil LaMarr voice actor, face actor (Mad TV, Pulp Fiction, Futurama) by Imphillamarrin IAmA

[–]jonnythefox 0 points1 point ago

You make it sound so easy, probably because it is. Perhaps I'm approaching this from the wrong angle. I should assume that it'll be easy, and it will be!

Thanks for being an awesome guy and answering all these not-at-the-top-of-the-page questions. If Reddit didn't love you before, they definitely do now.

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