Reddit, why is it so hard to find a cute nerdy guy to love?

flimflamflommy · 2012-02-06T21:57:33.286480+00:00

check you friends -- probably friendzoned and you have forgotten about him

rageandcookies · 2012-02-06T14:55:26.965746-07:00

I have a lovely photo printer and access to unlimited postage. Happy yo help you out and I promise not to look.

someguyfromnj · 2012-02-06T20:12:41.736644+00:00

why not just get a windows based laptop with a solid state drive?

FIN9450 · 2012-02-06T19:35:11.079294+00:00

nope my folks had a CPA for their business who misunderstood tax regulations for consultants and how said payments/taxes should be handled. Once the IRS got through with them they had a huge fine, their accountant paid nothing. So find a good CPA...not just any CPA.

alexsteve6 · 2012-02-06T19:08:46.554433+00:00

I saw The Best Man with my now wife in 1999 in Times Square...they still hadn't built the nice theaters. So we get tix early, grab a bite and head back. Huge line outside -- all black, my gf black, me white. So my gf tells me to just cut the line since we had tix already and shouldn't have to go in last. I ask her how the hell am I supposed to cut? She tells me to blend ... yeah didn't try that. We get in the theater and the only two other white folk are two old ladies who must have gotten confused when they bought tickets. I go to buy popcorn and make eye contact with old whities and they nod to me like I will have their back if shit goes down. Surprisingly no one talked the entire move except me when i need to have CP Time defined for me.

alexsteve6 · 2012-02-06T19:04:05.844243+00:00

yeah - we went to go see some Rated R horror flick a few months ago (no kid - he was home with granny) and this group of tweens are being loud...i say ok once the movie starts they will quiet down -- they don;t...i say we rarely get out to see a movie and I am not going to start telling 20 14 year old pricks to be quiet. Went out, told the manage, and within 10 second security escorted all of them out. Enjoyed my movi1 and never took responsibility for saving the entire theater from the horror of them for 90 minutes.

FIN9450 · 2012-02-06T18:52:52.595885+00:00

CPA might be good with basic accounting but it doesn't mean they are up on all laws, regulations, and stipulations. I doubt a guy with $50,000,000 is going to H&R Block to get his taxes done

FIN9450 · 2012-02-06T17:20:31.237564+00:00

no problem - and congrats on your partnership.

FIN9450 · 2012-02-06T17:19:21.901865+00:00

CPA is the way to go...as long as they are good and have dealt with this type of situation before. The wrong CPA can screw you over in the long run so make sure to go to some qualified.

FIN9450 · 2012-02-06T17:13:24.377813+00:00

speak with company HR, other partners, or your accountant. I am assuming you make enough money to pay for a decent accountant/legal advice.

statelmatethrow · 2012-02-06T17:12:25.755647+00:00

request he go for a semen analysis and that will let you both know if he is still capable of having children. This should have been done after his procedure anyway.

waifette · 2012-02-06T08:50:27.579298-07:00

told my wife when we started dating that I won't date a smoker and that she had to choose. That was 12 years ago -- worked out pretty well for me and her.

leroydudley · 3 days

no one is going to see the movie anyway...why waste time boycotting it?

i_want_more_foreskin · 3 days

yes trade it in -- in the short term you might hurt a bit but in the long term it is a much better deal

ArbitraryMadness · 3 days

incense isn't a drug...why can't they use it?

here is what you can do just don't smoke pot...i had friends that smoked in college and high school...yet i have never touched drug for recreational purposes.

john_nyc · 3 days

making private video does not help

mrsnakers · 3 days

I'm saying that in order to change the system those making the laws within the system must want it changed. Many might go in with that plan until the see career politicians with their nice suits, nice pay check, fat raises, pensions, lifetime health care, and all they have to do is play nice and not rock the boat

Tell a Repre. that they can only server two terms max and things will change. Politicians will try to get their agenda across...stop voting for party lines in hopes of cashing in favors 10 years down the line. President can serve two terms yet a congressman can be in for life.

mrsnakers · 3 days

no...politics has always been a game for insiders...we just know a lot more about it because information is so readily available. As long as politicians can be bought and they care more about getting re-elected than about serving the people of this country the system will be messed up.

poshtrousers · 3 days

what is to say if she didn't even apply you wouldn't have been deferred?

ReptarBar · 3 days

started first one as a joke, realized you could make money, kept doing it to make money, wife got preggers, kept at it so she could be a stay at home mom since it helps pay some bills.

Traffic....approx 2.5 mil page views monthly -- when my other site was hot 3.5 mil + combined. If you enjoy running a site it is fun.

The_Wrocker_Franc · 3 days

yes they were all destroyed by my throws!

The_Wrocker_Franc · 3 days

well at least you got a good toss

The_Wrocker_Franc · 3 days

he should be in one of their commercials

I-am_Batman · 4 days

you are cute...pic was waaaaaayyyyy down there

john_nyc

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