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wut by FuTRoNin WTF

[–]jitterfish 0 points1 point ago

I forgot that I clicked on the link, got sidetracked and then was closing tabs and suddenly... that!

What a greeting

What are some eating habits of other people that you can't stand? by honestopinionsonlyin AskReddit

[–]jitterfish 0 points1 point ago

People that scrape their knives and forks, I just can't stand the sound of the scraping on the plate. Nails down a chalkboard my friend.

What are some eating habits of other people that you can't stand? by honestopinionsonlyin AskReddit

[–]jitterfish 0 points1 point ago

I do this. But then again I'm weird in that I don't like my food touching other food. Fries and burger have to be segregated!

I always take out my earphones when I talk to my dogs. What pointless things do you on a regular basis? by Giant-Midgetin AskReddit

[–]jitterfish 0 points1 point ago

I do that at the DVD store. When things are out of ABC order I will reorganise. I've never had a job that required it though

I always take out my earphones when I talk to my dogs. What pointless things do you on a regular basis? by Giant-Midgetin AskReddit

[–]jitterfish 0 points1 point ago

My husband sits down to pee too, you're not alone!

What are some things you do to be a cunt? by prfmsin AskReddit

[–]jitterfish 0 points1 point ago

Yep, hate you

TIL that putting dry tea bags in smelly shoes or gym bags will absorb the unpleasant odor by MrsPibbin todayilearned

[–]jitterfish 0 points1 point ago

a million points to you!

TIL that putting dry tea bags in smelly shoes or gym bags will absorb the unpleasant odor by MrsPibbin todayilearned

[–]jitterfish 13 points14 points ago

What the hell are dryer sheets? /non US person

TIL that putting dry tea bags in smelly shoes or gym bags will absorb the unpleasant odor by MrsPibbin todayilearned

[–]jitterfish 0 points1 point ago

Actually they just had clones of themselves as the reproduces by fission (splitting in two).

TIL that putting dry tea bags in smelly shoes or gym bags will absorb the unpleasant odor by MrsPibbin todayilearned

[–]jitterfish 14 points15 points ago

That is going to depend on the bacteria in question, plenty will die if frozen but your pamphlets will be about food ones so presumably those ones follow that pattern. Bacillus is a bitch of a bacteria that is hard to kill, and this is one of the main contributors to foot odor. Staph epidermis is also foot odor and underarm odor does die if frozen.

I haven't forgotten by tinman83in AdviceAnimals

[–]jitterfish 0 points1 point ago

Don't like, down vote. The mob will speak :)

ELI5: Random super long arm hair by MadmanPoetin explainlikeimfive

[–]jitterfish 3 points4 points ago

Now to explain how none of us notice it until its crazy long compared to the others. Could the hair grow super fast?

ELI5: Random super long arm hair by MadmanPoetin explainlikeimfive

[–]jitterfish 2 points3 points ago

I get one on my cheek. Its amazing that its just so suddenly there

As a European, this puzzles me by eafkuorin AdviceAnimals

[–]jitterfish 0 points1 point ago

So true.

As a European, this puzzles me by eafkuorin AdviceAnimals

[–]jitterfish 0 points1 point ago

No I was puzzled why a European would be puzzled about porn love ;)

Would you give up the possibility of reproduction in order to add 50 years to your life? by lafmaiin AskReddit

[–]jitterfish 1 point2 points ago

Everyone changes once they have kids, I don't hold it against anyone dving me because before kids I didn't get why parents were... well insane about their kids -L-

Dear Reddit, what is your favourite insult? by d510r9in AskReddit

[–]jitterfish 0 points1 point ago

Kiss my white rhino hiney

First World Problems by allenizabethin offbeat

[–]jitterfish -1 points0 points ago

I'm gonna admit to the GPS one. Had it on the wrong setting of shortest route instead of "avoid the ghetto" option.

As a European, this puzzles me by eafkuorin AdviceAnimals

[–]jitterfish 148 points149 points ago

Thought is said porn at first

Ow.. by fruitypancakein WTF

[–]jitterfish 1 point2 points ago

Damn, more info please please please. Yeh I know I'm sick, but I'm a biologist so I love shit like this.

How does someone work on their self esteem? by cerbypooin AskReddit

[–]jitterfish 0 points1 point ago

My husband has self esteem issues. He has started listening to some self esteem meditation stuff on his phone before he goes to sleep. He says its helping. Just that reinforcement I guess.

Would you give up the possibility of reproduction in order to add 50 years to your life? by lafmaiin AskReddit

[–]jitterfish -1 points0 points ago

Nope, kids are def. one of the best things in my life. Biological imperative might be to reproduce, so we could argue that evolutionary drive is why I feel this way, but seriously I look at my kids and feel sooo damn happy and proud and loving. Of course, they are both preschoolers, ask me again when they're teenagers LOL

Tui crates with a bottle missing come in useful... by graybeardsin newzealand

[–]jitterfish 4 points5 points ago

I'm ready to upvote just because of the dog. Plus awesome idea.

The New Zealand Herald, do Kiwis enjoy how large the physical newspaper is? I find very clumsy and awkward to read. by kensai11in newzealand

[–]jitterfish -1 points0 points ago

Hate it

[SIS] No Fooling the Scale April WINNER! by jitterfishin loseit_classic

[–]jitterfish[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks :) Will add it to the hall of fame now

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