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[–]jesuz -1 points0 points ago

I'm gonna go with, animal moved bikini top slightly...

What Is A Movie That You Used To Recommend To Everyone But Now Regret Doing So? by jesuzin movies

[–]jesuz[S] 0 points1 point ago

Pelvic boned his ass

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[–]jesuz 1 point2 points ago

We used to get high and watch the girls volleyball games. Tell me how red eyed teenagers leering from the front row is creepy.

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[–]jesuz -4 points-3 points ago

BRUSHIE BRUSHIE BRUUUUUSHIE

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[–]jesuz 1 point2 points ago

Yeah it says 5'11" wow.

So she had asian guys half her size worshipping her...

Did you go to school swim meets just to watch her?

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[–]jesuz 1 point2 points ago

Cool, give me her home address!

But seriously I love this girl, was she that hot in high school or a 'late bloomer?'

TIL a NASA intern stole moon rocks and a meteorite from Mars that may have contained life, and contaminated them by having sex on them. Then while in jail created a theory that could unite Einstein's relativity and quantum mechanics. by 310_nightstalkersin todayilearned

[–]jesuz 3 points4 points ago

That would actually be pretty hilarious if we went all the way to mars and accidentally picked up rocks that had somehow blown off the moon.

Needless to say, the other team was pretty upset. by aphreshcarrotin battlefield3

[–]jesuz 0 points1 point ago

Whoa I think I played you today or yesterday, is this on XBOX?

What Is A Movie That You Used To Recommend To Everyone But Now Regret Doing So? by jesuzin movies

[–]jesuz[S] 2 points3 points ago

Isn't After Hours practically slapstick, wtf?

Reddit please help this is urgent. I'm staying in tonight and trying to find "that" movie to watch. You know, "that" movie, that when you come across it's title you jump and go, "YES! I WOULD TOTALLY WATCH THAT RIGHT NOW!!!" by kittytimein movies

[–]jesuz 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I liked House of the Devil but I thought this was far superior, and even for someone like me who doesn't get spooked, it legitimately scared the crap out of me.

Nastia Liukin by jesuzin PrettyGirls

[–]jesuz[S] 0 points1 point ago

I love you

Reddit, what is the most powerful image you have ever seen? by tokerjoker11in AskReddit

[–]jesuz 2 points3 points ago

Is your name Amy or Sarah? Make up your mind.

Sepp Blatter wants penalty alternative. by bigmanlythreesomein soccer

[–]jesuz -1 points0 points ago

That's not what the word 'luck' means. If Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan play one and one and each wins ~50% of the time, it doesn't mean that either of them are 'lucky.' It takes incredible skill just to maintain a 50/50 probability.

Some goalkeepers save more than others, some shooters have lower percentages. It takes elite level skill and poise just to take the shot. No more luck involved than any other aspect of soccer.

Nastia Liukin by jesuzin PrettyGirls

[–]jesuz[S] 2 points3 points ago

No the 'would not bang' meme is about internet nerds criticizing women they would be lucky to smell in real life. I'm speaking in OP's voice.

Alison Brie talks about jogging...naked...and doing other stuff...also naked by tweaknessin community

[–]jesuz 3 points4 points ago

Some girls are very flirty. It's not that complicated. I'm sure she likes crocheting in her free time.

Happy 35th Birthday, Star Wars Episode IV! by samandstuffin movies

[–]jesuz -2 points-1 points ago

I read that George Lucas told Francis Ford Coppola to break Godfather II into two movies because it 'tells two stories.' Die in a fire.

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