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Trolling the Hunters by applemonkeyin funny

[–]jellystone 10 points11 points ago

Jesus, this post again? Yes, by all means go wander around the woods looking for trail cams. You won't find any and you'll probably get lost and when you're cold and hungry and crying for your mommy, one of these "rednecks" will have to save you.

Reddit, what are your favourite hangover cures? by getddtin AskReddit

[–]jellystone 2 points3 points ago

Buy a newspaper, spend all morning reading it at Outback Steakhouse drinking bloody marys and eating appetizers. Ask every waitress that comes by for her phone number.

how ice cream is really made (nsfw) by Twisted112in funny

[–]jellystone 3 points4 points ago

I believe those are just snow cones. Down the line gay unicorns are providing the individual flavors.

What sub-reddits do you subscribe to that you think most of us are missing out on? by Kage7in AskReddit

[–]jellystone 1 point2 points ago

/r/HorseMD. Or make your own subreddit. It can be fun as long as you get some subscribers and it doesn't fizzle out.

Insomniacs of Reddit, how do you deal with it? by KatastrophicKin AskReddit

[–]jellystone 3 points4 points ago

Healthiest thing to do is spend the day doing HARD labor, like roofing or chopping wood.

Alcohol will put me out but it's not always satisfying sleep.

Ambien is the best thing ever invented, but I keep my pills at work at only bring home what I need because I have gotten up sleepwalking and taken more Ambien which can lead to disaster.

Get in fights with yourself and others in your basement/ go to group therapy sessions and hug Meatloaf.

Anybody that tells you you just need aromatherapy candles, melatonin, warm milk, OTC (like diphenhydramine HCL) does not actually know what hell insomnia can be.

What is mankind's greatest achievement? by Gil_Vin AskReddit

[–]jellystone 0 points1 point ago

Yeah but we still suck at generating it. It's so much easier to burn coal and oil than to make wind and solar generators that are worth a damn.

What is mankind's greatest achievement? by Gil_Vin AskReddit

[–]jellystone 0 points1 point ago

I just learned about this guy the last black history month.

Refrigeration in general was a big step forward for us. We don't have to tow chunks of glaciers around the world for ice or stick our perishables in a hole in the front yard. Not to mention air-conditioning is like the greatest luxury ever.

Paint on, Bob Ross, paint on... [x-post r/offbeat] by johnlen356in pics

[–]jellystone -2 points-1 points ago

Pretend this comment is that gif of John Locke holding up the marbles.

Mad Men S5E09 "Dark Shadows" Comment Thread by Splintuhin madmen

[–]jellystone 0 points1 point ago

I'm new here. Just wanted to say your flair got an audible laugh out of me. Fuckin' love that belt buckle scene.

Mad Men S5E09 "Dark Shadows" Comment Thread by Splintuhin madmen

[–]jellystone 2 points3 points ago

Didn't notice that. I hope we see Betty shoving snoballs down her gullet, then she finds out that Don got in her head and made her buy them. Just like the Heineken.

A serious issue. by nchammer326in funny

[–]jellystone 35 points36 points ago

Alf, you goofball.

Yelling at the ocean today, and this was its response... by lssmcyin pics

[–]jellystone 1 point2 points ago

Dad? Kate? We have to go back!

I am the Alabama Face Guy (Jack Blankenship); ask me anything. by jackblankenshipAMAin IAmA

[–]jellystone 1 point2 points ago

You're right, you are not good at that.

Just saw this guy about 10 minutes ago driving home.. Is he stuck? by LegalWalrusin funny

[–]jellystone 49 points50 points ago

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Appears to be legitimate. by Lycanlordin pics

[–]jellystone 4 points5 points ago

Frigg off. FTFY.

Appears to be legitimate. by Lycanlordin pics

[–]jellystone 9 points10 points ago

How many cheeseburgers did you shove down in that dirty ol' gut today?

IAmA University of Pittsburgh Student, who lived in the dorms this semester as our campus was ravaged by over 140 bomb threats. AMA. by aks59in IAmA

[–]jellystone 11 points12 points ago

Ravaged? Was it ravaged? It was ravaged by threats?

How I feel every damn day. by fuckingusernametakenin funny

[–]jellystone 0 points1 point ago

sigh

YSK that there is a section of Rotten Tomatoes dedicated to Netflix Streaming by DouglasBubbletrouserin YouShouldKnow

[–]jellystone 0 points1 point ago

I should know because I pay for Netflix streaming (for some reason) and I never know what to watch. Like Hulu movies, there is a lot of shitty shit.

Eel we killed on our run. Typical day in the life of a long distance runner. by Otterspotter246in pics

[–]jellystone 2 points3 points ago

So, why did you kill it? You better eat that motherfucker. Honestly, they are supposed to taste good.

Kuwait tire fire by ghostofanimusin pics

[–]jellystone 6 points7 points ago

If one picture makes can evoke an emotion (anger), that is photojournalism and the photographer deserves respect. He probably didn't start the fire.

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