Tim Duncan, the greatest power forward of all time. 4x champion, 3x finals MVP, 2x NBA MVP, 13x all star, 9x first team all NBA, 8x all defensive first team, rookie of the year, college player of the year, the list goes on and on

manutebol69 · 10 days

relevant

sophalope · 10 days

Fuckin' Brian man...

JimBreuer · 18 days

Still keep up with any SNL alumni?

Were there cast members you preferred to be in skits with over others?

Thanks for the yucks, your AC/DC renditions have made me laugh harder than most things I've ever laughed at.

ThatKevinSmith · 18 days

Suppose one of your arms was in a freak accident (e.g. Woody Harrelson in Kingpin) and the operating doctor only had two prostheses left: a lobster claw, or an octopus tentacle. Which one do you go with? Bonus points for a why.

SteveDuchesne · 1 month

Locker room question: who had the best penis?

disimcity · 1 month

Minor edit: Biggie's last album was Life After Death, not R2D

Otherwise, very informative and seemingly accurate.

candrie · 1 month

Not a real baby, folks. It's a chef's knife.

Fiasko_ · 2 months

Everyone who was there was sure of it.

PepperoniPizzaMan · 2 months

The first paragraph is very Britishly written.

GedoonS · 3 months

And USE THE DAMN BACK/SELECT BUTTON, 360/PS3 players!

murph3122 · 4 months

Superman does good. The Bulls are doing well.

benzinonapoloni · 4 months

From Wikipedia

It's one of a few theories

benzinonapoloni · 4 months

They used to use a clock to keep track of score, so one point moved the hand 15 minutes. If the score became deuce (the rules of which Nyeep explained), the player with the advantage would have the minute hand of the clock pointing to the 50-minute mark (while the other player would be at the 40). Setting the mark at 40 as opposed to 45 (or another number) made it easier to keep track of deuce scoring.

jarotar · 4 months

So I typed in the URL http://www.bungie.net/api/reach/reachapijson.svc/player/gamehistory/{my api key}/{my gamertag}/unknown/{page}

and it returned a page full of text. Here's what an entry looks like:

{"CampaignDifficulty":"Easy","CampaignGlobalScore":0,"CampaignMetagameEnabled":false,"GameDuration":528,"GameId":356407105,"GameTimestamp":"/Date(1291612076000-0800)/","GameVariantClass":1,"GameVariantHash":-97259465453585806,"GameVariantIconIndex":9,"GameVariantName":"Invasion: Boneyard","HasDetails":false,"IsTeamGame":true,"MapName":"Boneyard","MapVariantHash":-8499134554904330293,"PlayerCount":12,"PlaylistName":"Invasion","RequestedPlayerAssists":2,"RequestedPlayerDeaths":3,"RequestedPlayerKills":12,"RequestedPlayerRating":0,"RequestedPlayerScore":3,"RequestedPlayerStanding":0}]}

jarotar · 4 months

I was messing a bit with that site last night. It's pretty easy to understand what you have to do to get a whole mess of game data (which I guess is the first step) by reading the wiki. But now that I have the data, I still don't know of a way to import it to a calendar other than manually though.

I have a feeling this is a step in the right direction. Thanks.

jarotar · 4 months

I was poking around their website and came across Reach Stats API. I feel the answer is somewhere in there, but I don't know programming (or whatever is required to manipulate all that information).

Upvote the post so it gets more exposure, someone here has to know the answer.

jarotar · 4 months

Apologies for being vague.

What I'm trying to find out how to do is take my matchmaking gameplay information (found on Bungie.net) and export the dates/times that I've played online to a calendar (such as Google Calendar).

I've started doing it by hand, but that's pretty labor intensive. I was hoping there was a way to quickly and neatly export the information found on their website via some computer magicry.

vmos · 4 months

Vibrating metronome perhaps?

ZeOppositeOfProgress · 5 months

For the lazy.

BrokenPug · 5 months

From personal experience, don't incorporate the bodhran into your normal kit. It sounds fantastic at first but it can't withstand the beating that normal drums do and will break.

From what I remember, you tighten the head by putting it near a flame or other heat source. I imagine you could loosen it by putting it near cold.

everything_orange · 6 months

So we have to warm his icy heart with a hot island song

bntly · 6 months

Probably gonna get buried at this point, but I always like sharing the picture of my finger.

A few months ago I was visiting some friends in Seattle and got black out drunk. While exiting a friend's car to get some late night burgers, the car door shut on my middle and ring fingers. It hurt but I was drunk so I don't really remember being in pain. This is what it looked like the morning after.

I thought for sure I'd lose the middle nail, but as a couple days passed the ring finger would not stop throbbing and was starting to look like it was injected with the Titan formula from Batman:Arkham Asylum. I sent my med school friend this picture to see if I needed immediate medical assistance. He said probably not, but that it looked gross. I agreed.

A few days later I just so happened to have a doctor's appointment so I asked him about it, he said he didn't want to do puncture it because the blood could've been coagulated at that point (since it was about a week since it happened) so I should just wait and see. He also concurred that it looked gross.

Later that night or the next I got a little bored and was playing around with the finger when I decided that I wanted to get in there and find some answers. I grabbed my nail clippers and used the scraper tool that gets dirt from under the fingers. As soon as I loosened a bit of skin from the nail the darkest blood I've seen shot out of the finger. I decided that was cool so I kept scraping and squeezing. All of that skin was dead so it didn't hurt; in fact it was quite a relief to alleviate some of that pressure.

Eventually I squoze all of the blood out of there and was able to cleanly remove the nail. That, too, looked pretty gross.

OpTic_Niko · 6 months

No beer koozie?

NiceBootyGuurrrrlll · 7 months

Probably my favorite one off their latest album

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