Canada and America

Durzan · 17 days

I am sure one of these ingrates is perverted enough to know what it means and attempt an explanation.

Durzan · 17 days

Oh man... that makes it twice as funny!

LeCarpeDiem · 24 days

Immigrant, however generic, implies some sort of completed legitimate process. If that is what they are, then this joke is funny.

If the are here illegally, it pisses me off when they use the term immigrant. You are a trespasser at best and a infiltrator at worst. There are so many illegals in this country that I have a knee-jerk reaction to any "immigrants" because I am so angry at the illegal ones and the people and laws who allow them to stay and be treated favorably.

dankman38 · 26 days

hulk-smash this thing before it learns your ways and destroys/infects everything in sight.

/why yes, I did watch a recent Nature special on urban raccoons

Sameotoko · 29 days

I am the beginning, the end... the one who is many. I am the Borg.

Sameotoko · 1 month

While I appreciate this gif, it would have been pressed many times over, being under the keyboard and all.

NIUJager · 1 month

I'm not your buddy, pal.

NIUJager · 1 month

Same thing happened to me. Maybe if we put dogs like this down, evolution would help the species know not to attack people.

NIUJager · 1 month

Don't anger the wolfman! lol

NIUJager · 1 month

Hey, fuck you man.

NIUJager · 1 month

First of all, you have no idea the context of the situation or anything about the dogs or the family that owned them. The owner allowed it. We were staying at their home as guests for the weekend. Their dog was laying down on the floor and my 1-year old made the mistake of walking BY the dog. The border collie then tried to bite her in the face. They finally found a new home for this dog after they had a child of their own and the dog hit bit their child MORE THAN ONCE.

So yeah, I am not a dog person.

NIUJager · 1 month

Say that when a friend's "well-adjusted" dog almost bites your only-child's face off. But hey, that's your prerogative.

NIUJager · 1 month

Detecting sarcasm. I personally am so afraid of dogs attacking my kids that I like to keep them in a lion's den at the local zoo. For some reason there are no dogs there.

NIUJager · 1 month

I want to not dignify this comment with a response, but instead I am going to just say "fuck you asshole".

NIUJager · 1 month

Yeah, you are right, I don't have a dog. Mainly because I am lazy and can't handle the responsibility and wouldn't give it the attention it deserves. I need all my time to browse reddit! I agree that small dogs can be dangerous too, but I have the possibly-incorrect assumption that if push came to shove, I could pick the small one up and chuck it out the window.

NIUJager · 1 month

Say what you will, my children and myself have been snapped at or attacked by otherwise perfectly harmless/well adjusted large dogs with no warning. (granted, one was a Border Collie and the other a Boxer) I would NEVER trust a animal this large and deadly near my baby. One bite is all it takes to disfigure forever.

_Kita_ · 1 month

I'll take a number 12 and two 15's to go, please. gets out wallet

jagablack · 1 month

Thank you my friend.

Parki2 · 1 month

Yes.

ooberu · 1 month

I am an inactive, stoner husband to a active mormon wife. I like to drop the f-bomb during sex and watch her get uncomfortable. Occasionally she says it back but it is awkward. high five

ooberu · 1 month

It is for my wife.

ooberu · 1 month

I think I have a lot in common with you.

Z3F · 2 months

Well... did he learn his lesson? Doubt he will go provoking his creator again...

hot_farts · 2 months

Well guys, you can keep her. Mangled digits are where I draw the line. Also I am a face guy... so if her grill is messed up it ain't happening.

/gym in 26 minutes

Hotseflots · 2 months

Lotta fuckin hypocrits in here. Just pound the meat already.

jagablack

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