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When all else fails... [x-post from r/pokemon] by SpikeKintarinin gaming

[–]iwearblacksocks -29 points-28 points ago

Ha...haha...hahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

It's punny.

What do you guys think of wearing this (Light blue color probably) + shorts, with some Chuck Taylors or something? by wastingmylife5evrin TeenMFA

[–]iwearblacksocks 0 points1 point ago

What mickyyy and LabiaMinora said together is the correct answer. Also, you have to not be chubby.

High school junior here. What do I need to know? by iwearblacksocksin askseddit

[–]iwearblacksocks[S] 0 points1 point ago

Awesome, that's what I thought. But, can you give an example of dropping the romance in casually?

High school junior here. What do I need to know? by iwearblacksocksin askseddit

[–]iwearblacksocks[S] 0 points1 point ago

Sweet, thanks, man.

I'm just gonna keep asking newb questions. What should I talk about if I want to make it go somewhere romantic?

High school junior here. What do I need to know? by iwearblacksocksin askseddit

[–]iwearblacksocks[S] 0 points1 point ago

Nope, unfortunately.

Well, really only in the hallways. Lunches, break, maybe. She's in the play I'm in, but I'm a lead so I'm always on stage.

High school junior here. What do I need to know? by iwearblacksocksin askseddit

[–]iwearblacksocks[S] 0 points1 point ago

Even if there's not much time? Or do I wait for a moment with plenty of time to talk?

Went all out today. The fellas said I looked like I should be golfing, but the ladies were actually for it. Thoughts? by iwearblacksocksin TeenMFA

[–]iwearblacksocks[S] 0 points1 point ago

Also, please excuse the hair! I'm in a play, I kind of just have to live with this mess -_-

Summer is the hardest season for me — what are you guys planning on wearing this summer? by iwearblacksocksin TeenMFA

[–]iwearblacksocks[S] 1 point2 points ago

This is the classic, no fail awesome look. I love it :)

Summer is the hardest season for me — what are you guys planning on wearing this summer? by iwearblacksocksin TeenMFA

[–]iwearblacksocks[S] 1 point2 points ago

Oh plain T-Shirts are totally fine and encouraged! :D I get so terrified: I come from a school where a t-shirt means a monster energy drink jersey.

You know, ultimately, if you rock it you rock it, and don't do anything less than that. When you put on those shorts, you know damn well that these bad boys are the only thing protecting the world from your cock. Treat them as such.

Good luck!

Summer is the hardest season for me — what are you guys planning on wearing this summer? by iwearblacksocksin TeenMFA

[–]iwearblacksocks[S] 1 point2 points ago

What do you mean by casual shirt? I always advise against wearing just a t-shirt. When in doubt, a v-neck or a nautical shirt, a summer classic

Don't do navy. It's a classic winter color -- the thing to remember with summer is you dress to fight off heat. Navy absorbs heat. I'd go with lighter colors: white shorts, light blue, tan (almost khaki, but not that materially necessarily).

I fucking love those bucks. Suede + flesh = sweat-city, however, so I'd invest in a pair of no show socks

I've done this more times than I'd care to admit. by YinAndYangin AdviceAnimals

[–]iwearblacksocks 6 points7 points ago

Lawyer up, hit the gym, delete your facebook.

I work as a 'provider' (aka Hooker) and wondering if anyone would date me despite what I do. by throwawayproviderin AskReddit

[–]iwearblacksocks 0 points1 point ago

To me, I think, I would be able to get over the sleeping with other guys bit after a while maybe. Assuming I toughed out that bit, the only bit that would continually bother me is I don't want you getting arrested.

With regards to my best friend's girlfriend and her attempts to drive us apart by Frostatinein AdviceAnimals

[–]iwearblacksocks 6 points7 points ago

That was the sneakiest way to say "C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER" ever.

I need the beard for a play, but how can I trim it to look nice (if I only have scissors?) by iwearblacksocksin malegrooming

[–]iwearblacksocks[S] 0 points1 point ago

So, I got the trimmer and made it shorter, which is nice, but how can I make it look better?

Need to find me a lady who is down for this by BonerChamp11in funny

[–]iwearblacksocks 1 point2 points ago

Fuck yeah! That's why we went through the civil rights era! Black people can build their own blanket forts, too!

Discovered a new kind of beauty.. by Ravonsin offmychest

[–]iwearblacksocks 0 points1 point ago

I love black and asian girls. Both of my attempts at either have led to failure, sadly :(

ELI5 is not the only place to get answers. by evomax01in explainlikeimfive

[–]iwearblacksocks 9 points10 points ago

I find that other subreddits don't actually answer the questions though.

How can a high school junior find his inner man? by iwearblacksocksin malelifestyle

[–]iwearblacksocks[S] 2 points3 points ago

I hope you have/will have kids (preferably a son) because you are indeed wise.

How can a high school junior find his inner man? by iwearblacksocksin malelifestyle

[–]iwearblacksocks[S] 10 points11 points ago

That's the hard part: when I'm not being respected. How do I deal with it?

When my girlfriend broke up with me, this kid messaged me on facebook saying "Even though I hate your ex and think she's a bitch, why did you break up with her?"

I told him to fuck off and learn some manners because she is still a lovely person. But, I felt guilty for being so harsh. Was that a proper way to demand respect?

How can a high school junior find his inner man? by iwearblacksocksin malelifestyle

[–]iwearblacksocks[S] 0 points1 point ago

The question is, then, what man can I pull from myself?

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