ittehbittehladeh

- friends
536 link karma
6,734 comment karma
send messageredditor for
what's this?

TROPHY CASE


  • One-Year Club

    Verified Email
sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Today was my first day without any withdrawal symptoms from heroin. Reddit, what was your proudest moment? by IM_HOMELESS_BITCHin AskReddit

[–]ittehbittehladeh 0 points1 point ago

Aw, this is a cute achievement :D congrats!

Today was my first day without any withdrawal symptoms from heroin. Reddit, what was your proudest moment? by IM_HOMELESS_BITCHin AskReddit

[–]ittehbittehladeh 0 points1 point ago

Way to get back on your feet.

Today was my first day without any withdrawal symptoms from heroin. Reddit, what was your proudest moment? by IM_HOMELESS_BITCHin AskReddit

[–]ittehbittehladeh 0 points1 point ago

You did.

Today was my first day without any withdrawal symptoms from heroin. Reddit, what was your proudest moment? by IM_HOMELESS_BITCHin AskReddit

[–]ittehbittehladeh 0 points1 point ago

Can we be friends? You sound like a great person. And quite mature for 17.

She Ended Up Giving Her the Penny Anyway by ZoeAngelinein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ittehbittehladeh 3 points4 points ago

You can't get voluntarily sterilized if you have depression? FUCK.

Can anyone tell me what species of owl I saw outside my window today? (seattle, wa) by needlesssarcasmin Owls

[–]ittehbittehladeh 1 point2 points ago

I want one!

Lawyers, what cases are you sorry you won? by navysilkin AskReddit

[–]ittehbittehladeh 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry for your loss :( that's horrible.

Anyone else interested in the general demographics of this subreddit? Upvote this self-post, for which I receive no karma, and take a survey to see what the rest of /r/Pokemon looks like. by bakester14in pokemon

[–]ittehbittehladeh 2 points3 points ago

I started with Platinum because I wasn't allowed to have a gameboy/ds until I was 17. After my parents had given me A CAR.

Growing up my dad bought us a dog he named Kitty, a cat named Puppy, and a parrot named Jeff. He taught Jeff how to say Puppy and Kitty's names, which would cause Kitty to freak out and bark constantly. Dad found it hilarious. What are some things your parents did that convinced you they were crazy? by Merrick_T_Thundergunin AskReddit

[–]ittehbittehladeh 6 points7 points ago

That is glorious. I'm sorry for your loss.

I'm a sterile man. What "flaws" do you have that you're grateful for? by SciddlyWudsin AskReddit

[–]ittehbittehladeh 0 points1 point ago

I am a dirty boy, it's time to play piano!

If you were put in charge of trimming Earth's human population down to 3 billion or so, what would your criteria be for who stays and who goes? by Clayburnin AskReddit

[–]ittehbittehladeh 0 points1 point ago

Get rid of most of africa, most of India, most of China. We're done here.

My contact with a glass door (in hospital and after 23days) by JakubDEin Shatter

[–]ittehbittehladeh 0 points1 point ago

Was the door also on fire? That looks painful!

I'm in my (walk-in) closet while my brother and his fiance are 'having fun' in my room. I can see them. They haven't started anything yet. They think I'm in another city. When they start fucking what should i do? by the_wizard_guyin AskReddit

[–]ittehbittehladeh 9 points10 points ago

Yee :3

I'm in my (walk-in) closet while my brother and his fiance are 'having fun' in my room. I can see them. They haven't started anything yet. They think I'm in another city. When they start fucking what should i do? by the_wizard_guyin AskReddit

[–]ittehbittehladeh 5 points6 points ago

no, you read it right.

I'm in my (walk-in) closet while my brother and his fiance are 'having fun' in my room. I can see them. They haven't started anything yet. They think I'm in another city. When they start fucking what should i do? by the_wizard_guyin AskReddit

[–]ittehbittehladeh 37 points38 points ago

Can I be a reddit?

Let me in human.. It's lunchtime by samgaudin cats

[–]ittehbittehladeh 4 points5 points ago

Mother nature also made cane toads, but letting them eat whatever they want is fucking everything up.

What trivial act would you like to ban or make illegal? Personally, I would like to outlaw public speakers who start off by saying, "I can't hear you!" or "Let's try that again!" by danger_mcboomin AskReddit

[–]ittehbittehladeh 0 points1 point ago

Stopping and turning around in a crowded hallway. Everyone behind you wants to punch you.

What trivial act would you like to ban or make illegal? Personally, I would like to outlaw public speakers who start off by saying, "I can't hear you!" or "Let's try that again!" by danger_mcboomin AskReddit

[–]ittehbittehladeh 171 points172 points ago

Same with hallways.

What trivial act would you like to ban or make illegal? Personally, I would like to outlaw public speakers who start off by saying, "I can't hear you!" or "Let's try that again!" by danger_mcboomin AskReddit

[–]ittehbittehladeh 77 points78 points ago

I ate 2 bags of blue cotton candy once. Electric blue shits ftw.

What trivial act would you like to ban or make illegal? Personally, I would like to outlaw public speakers who start off by saying, "I can't hear you!" or "Let's try that again!" by danger_mcboomin AskReddit

[–]ittehbittehladeh 0 points1 point ago

Or really anyone walking slowly on a sidewalk.

Nobody wants to play with me... by Djross07in aww

[–]ittehbittehladeh 0 points1 point ago

D':

Did you ever think you were going to die from a shit? by tunabomberin AskReddit

[–]ittehbittehladeh 1 point2 points ago

No, this has been a thing for years. My mom used to have to take her baby brother to the park when she was 14, and everyone gave her dirty looks because they assumed he was her kid.

Dafuq? by fullcapabilitiesin WTF

[–]ittehbittehladeh 1 point2 points ago

While this is quite wtf, I cannot upvote a post that uses the "word" dafuq.

It may sound insignificant, but I just paid off my credit card, my car and my student loan and now don't owe any bank a single dollar. What are your achievements you'd like to share? by thatguyintheskyin AskReddit

[–]ittehbittehladeh 0 points1 point ago

I'm 19, and recently back home from my first year of college. My mom commented a few days after my return that I seemed very mature and responsible. She's not one to inflate my ego, so I was very proud to hear that from her.

Seeing my account name out in the wild by You_Only_Live_Oncein AdviceAnimals

[–]ittehbittehladeh 4 points5 points ago

The obnoxious sorority girls in my architecture courses say it all the time.

view more: next

Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. © 2012 reddit inc. All rights reserved.

REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc.

π Rendered by PID 375 on app-45 running e1a6304.