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How does a single Christian relieve sexual tension without masturbating? by CheezeBallin Christianity

[–]itchyeyes 1 point2 points ago

I won't even address masturbation, because anyone who says that this is not universal in males won't be able to do this with a straight face.

Masturbation is not universal in males. Here is my straight face :|

Okay book lovers, I love this subreddit and want to give something back. by OhEmGeeein books

[–]itchyeyes 17 points18 points ago

“There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind.” - C.S. Lewis

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I'm Alicia Witt - Actress (Dune, Cybill, Friday Night Lights) and musician - AMA! by aliciawittin IAmA

[–]itchyeyes 0 points1 point ago

Hi Alicia! I totally missed this AMA. Bummer. :-(

Anyway, reading through your answers I have to say this is one of the friendliest AMAs I've ever read. I have nothing intelligent to say/ask. You're pretty cool!

Oh! On the off-chance that you might see this - can you recommend a book for me as part of my summer reading please? If people ask about it I can say Alicia Witt recommended it.

DAE find rubbing their eyes relaxing? by Corvussin DoesAnybodyElse

[–]itchyeyes 7 points8 points ago

SO relaxing!

Got any "Did I really just hear someone say that?" moments? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]itchyeyes 1 point2 points ago

Move.

Look At Jesus - N.T. Wright by rabidmonkey1in Christianity

[–]itchyeyes 0 points1 point ago

I love this, despite the camera stuck right up in his face.

If you could go back in time to take a picture of anything, what would the picture be? by TheDerpofYorkin AskReddit

[–]itchyeyes 82 points83 points ago

Time travel: sure, no problem! Walking into a bunker: impossible!

Tom Wilson (Biff from back to the future) gives these cards to fans who ask questions he is sick of hearing by michaelzelenin pics

[–]itchyeyes 11 points12 points ago

I know right?! I mean how dare he wish that a deity he believes in (even though others may not) bless people! How dare he wish good things for others! The butthead!

Ctrl + shift + n by tha-money-wizardin funny

[–]itchyeyes 0 points1 point ago

Actually when my wife wants to use my laptop to check her gmail I just open an incognito window for her. That way I don't have to sign out of anything.

Has a complete stranger ever unintentionally made you feel really sad / upset? by ChromeDeaglein AskReddit

[–]itchyeyes 1 point2 points ago*

Walking along a seafront promenade with my then girlfriend (now wife) at night we passed a homeless guy who asked us for some change. I said sorry I didn't have any and we walked on. A few meters away I stopped and said to my girlfriend that I actually had some change and felt bad and would like to give him some. So I told my girlfriend to wait there and turned round walking back to him. As I approached him I could see he looked uncomfortable, he was avoiding eye-contact and shifting as if to make himself look smaller. He was cowering because he was scared of me. I said "Sorry, I actually do have some change". Everything about him seemed to relax and he said "Oh! I thought you were coming back to beat me up!"

I'm a bit short and not very intimidating looking at all ("standard nerd"). I'm not very aggressive at all and just want to get along with people. This guy was actually a good bit bigger than me. The fact that this poor man lived in fear of even little guys like me just beating him up for no reason really saddened me. My girlfriend and I chatted to him for a bit. I never saw him again. I hope he's doing okay now, wherever he is.

PS: Do horses really like cuddles or do they just kind of put up with them? I don't know much about horses, but I'd cuddle them if I knew they liked it, they're pretty cool.

I could use some help finding Bible verses on the theme of overcoming. by AppleEaterin Christianity

[–]itchyeyes 3 points4 points ago

"Rejoice not over me, O my enemy; when I fall, I shall rise; when I sit in darkness, the LORD will be a light to me." Micah 7:8

Can anybody here tell me the meaning of this Celtic symbol? by sDesmondin ireland

[–]itchyeyes 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for your support, ruaidhri. I'm being downvoted because some people are too stupid to articulate a counter-argument and would rather just downvote whatever they disagree with.

Can anybody here tell me the meaning of this Celtic symbol? by sDesmondin ireland

[–]itchyeyes 3 points4 points ago

The Celts liked to doodle, man. Don't read too much into it.

Cartoon or not this is one of my favorite couples of all time by r2002in pics

[–]itchyeyes 1 point2 points ago

Wow! What an asshole!

What stereotype from about your country is absolutely true? by JesusJuice45in AskReddit

[–]itchyeyes 0 points1 point ago

Irishman here. I see you've got lots of karma from this post. Quite successful aren't you!? Therefore I am obliged to fucking hate you!

A great picture of me delivering a speech in my public speaking class today... by BehindtheCamerain funny

[–]itchyeyes 2 points3 points ago

Look at this beautiful human being right here!

Ridiculously Photogenic Guy on Good Morning America by Chip_Smithin videos

[–]itchyeyes 3 points4 points ago

Who wouldn't be happy?

I need to do a survey for my statistics class, largest sample size gets to skip midterms. Whats your favorite type of ice-cream? by rupeshjoy852in AskReddit

[–]itchyeyes 0 points1 point ago

I might seem boring, but there's nothing like a high quality vanilla ice cream. Chocolate comes close second.

Hello Ma'am, do you wish to hear my opinion of the nightly fees for your hotel's rooms? by rbhindepmoin funny

[–]itchyeyes 0 points1 point ago

No matter how much I rub them they won't come clean! I have a fairly strong "cleavage reflex". I've seen things man!

Hello Ma'am, do you wish to hear my opinion of the nightly fees for your hotel's rooms? by rbhindepmoin funny

[–]itchyeyes 10 points11 points ago

This. A fat man bent over in front of me once and the old "cleavage reflex" kicked in instinctively. Oh my eyes! The horror!

TIL that , in 1951, after his plane crashed into the ocean, Clint Eastwood swam 3 miles to safety(along with his pilot) by Mrspad3sin todayilearned

[–]itchyeyes 115 points116 points ago

It looked like swimming, but he was actually just beating the crap out of the sea until it brought him to land.

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