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Foreigner here: How many Scots actually sound like these guys? by HawnSoloin Scotland

[–]ikaite 0 points1 point ago

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I'm from Inverness, our accent is called Invernesian. It's quite harsh sounding, we say things like ''Hi-aye how are ya.'' and ''Och no bad, yoursel''. We definately don't sound like that video though.

This is going to sound 100% crazy, buuuut it *is* the slender man forum... by violetmomochiin Slender_Man

[–]ikaite -1 points0 points ago

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I don't believe in the Deathsayer thing. I have dreams about him when I am browsing Slenderman due to it being in my brain.

To the asshole that just ran over my puppy, then reversed the car over him and sped off laughing - you left something behind... by ikaitein dogs

[–]ikaite 0 points1 point ago

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I feel bad as my other half sometimes does that with the rabbit vermin around where I live! But he has never hit one, either on purpose or accidently, he always slows just in time!

To the asshole that just ran over my puppy, then reversed the car over him and sped off laughing - you left something behind... by ikaitein dogs

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Hmmm, your story could be credible!

To the asshole that just ran over my puppy, then reversed the car over him and sped off laughing - you left something behind... by ikaitein dogs

[–]ikaite -1 points0 points ago

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It appears so.

To the asshole that just ran over my puppy, then reversed the car over him and sped off laughing - you left something behind... by ikaitein dogs

[–]ikaite 5 points6 points ago

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Street here: http://g.co/maps/sxn8d

Gonna get a pic of the flap just now, I have to go soon though due to baby duties.

To the asshole that just ran over my puppy, then reversed the car over him and sped off laughing - you left something behind... by ikaitein dogs

[–]ikaite 6 points7 points ago*

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something doesn't seem quite right with this story. Wouldn't your bro have taken down the number the moment he noticed it could be the same car? If he gave you the finger, why isn't there any type of description of the driver? Surely you'd be posting everything you can to catch the guy.

It is now 20.28 in the UK and I have a baby who needs feeding every four hours... I have given the police a statement on what the driver looks like - perhaps you misunderstood me but the moment my brother texted me saying he had seen the car, he said he was going to get the plate for me, which he just has. The police now have a statement with what the guy looked like, what the passenger looked like, and a number plate. In the UK it is dark now by 4pm which is around when the accident happened, hence the reason I didn't get a plate, and I was also upset as anyone would be if they had to scoop a pretty much lifeless puppy up out of the road on a chilly night. I respect you have your doubts, but a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, and I would kindly suggest you do not make your uncertainty about the valid-ness of my post on the thread itself.

Edit: You've edited your story so I have responded to the bits you've edited. The mudflap is a cheaply made, badly scuffed... thing. It looks like it is only held on with two small pop rivets. One of the holes for the rivet is torn and the other one has popped off. I doubt the guy would of noticed that something had fallen off his car having just heard the bump of hitting a pup. People do things for reasons unknown! My fiance, for example, thinks its funny to drive faster towards rabbits sat in the middle of the road in the country roads around us (rabbits are vermin here.) He would never hit one on purpose which I think distinguishes scumbags from nice people. I'm sorry if the creditably of my superbly dramatic post is troubling you.

To the asshole that just ran over my puppy, then reversed the car over him and sped off laughing - you left something behind... by ikaitein dogs

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Biffa was digging in the back yard, as happy as larry, the car came down the street and slowed just at the front of our house. I was watching out the window as Biffa squeezed through the fence to sniff at the tyres on the car. I thought the guy was being nice, so I just let him sniff and investigate. He goes to the front of the car and the guy floors it, Biffa rolls under the car and comes out the back. At this point he tries to run away, the guy puts the car in reverse and the back wheel on the drivers side hits Biff.

To the asshole that just ran over my puppy, then reversed the car over him and sped off laughing - you left something behind... by ikaitein dogs

[–]ikaite 1 point2 points ago

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Biffa was digging in the back yard, as happy as larry, the car came down the street and slowed just at the front of our house. I was watching out the window as Biffa squeezed through the fence to sniff at the tyres on the car. I thought the guy was being nice, so I just let him sniff and investigate. He goes to the front of the car and the guy floors it, Biffa rolls under the car and comes out the back. At this point he tries to run away, the guy puts the car in reverse and the back wheel on the drivers side hits Biff.

To the asshole that just ran over my puppy, then reversed the car over him and sped off laughing - you left something behind... by ikaitein dogs

[–]ikaite 21 points22 points ago

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I think it was more of an insult than a premiditated thing. He had some stupid blonde bimbo in the car, I have a feeling it was perhaps to 'show off', although if I saw someone do that I would be horrified!

To the asshole that just ran over my puppy, then reversed the car over him and sped off laughing - you left something behind... by ikaitein dogs

[–]ikaite 26 points27 points ago

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Will do. Feel so angry!

To the asshole that just ran over my puppy, then reversed the car over him and sped off laughing - you left something behind... by ikaitein dogs

[–]ikaite 12 points13 points ago

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I'm asking my brother (mechanic) to rub down the mudflap and see if there is a make underneath. It's really shoddily painted and has pieces of paintbrush hair in it. The nearest BMW is 40 miles away, luckily I work at a car dealer and will run the car through a check tomorrow to see who it is registered to.

As for my little puppy - we've only had him about a month, he was quite happily playing in the garden, he squeezed under the fence and I heard the BMW guy speed up down the road, just to try and hit him

Reddit, I just got my first ever kitten! Everyone, say hello to Gizmo by ikaitein cats

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Awww really? Is it hard to treat?

Reddit, I just got my first ever kitten! Everyone, say hello to Gizmo by ikaitein cats

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He's uber lazy and we called him Gizmo 'cos his ears are massive! :P

Ohio grandmother photographs two ghosts having sex in her house! She says you can see a man's bare bottom and a woman's legs with high heels straddling him in the pic. by omniscientCBSeyein Paranormal

[–]ikaite 3 points4 points ago

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In the 1900's, ghosts wore chains and went ''Oooooouuhhhhh.'' Ghosts in 2011 rattle each other and go ''Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh''

correspondence:;//revelations:;//01 by bloodstainsin nosleep

[–]ikaite 14 points15 points ago

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Meh. I'm not scared. Shuts curtains and turns the lights on

Breaker in my house tripped a couple nights ago. Found this in "My pictures" just now, taken with my laptop's webcam.. by Flamesblade4in Slender_Man

[–]ikaite 3 points4 points ago*

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I just adjusted the image here.

EDIT Fuckin' formatting, how do they work?

Not sure if nosleep is the place for this story but it is the most disturbing thing I've ever heard by [deleted]in nosleep

[–]ikaite 10 points11 points ago

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There are no other words for this apart from this is Vile. Truly, Inconceivably Vile.

'red right hand' - nick cave & the bad seeds by Rando42in Slender_Man

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I second this...

I can't listen to this song anyway without seeing Jim Carey and hearing ''I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart.''

Favourite book you were forced to read for school? by GramParsonsin AskReddit

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Upgoat looks down on me

Favourite book you were forced to read for school? by GramParsonsin AskReddit

[–]ikaite 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know either :(

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