I asked for extra guac on my burrito.

stiff_sock · 1 month

Should have asked for extra guacamole in the burrito.

gilsemple · 1 month

I'd do the same with these things in lunch at school.

Barchen · 1 month

cool instagram filter, bro!

allyouneedislove09 · 2 months

Here's the rest of the pics. The original post is my favorite post of the day!!

babylawyer · 2 months

OP looks best with facial hair. White tank picture is the hottest. See you on r/ladyboners, OP!

Edit: and here it is!

bekahrooney · 2 months

I remember OP's user name from this post. It was a facebook post also and she got flamed for it.

bekahrooney · 2 months

BURN!

darknemesis25 · 2 months

ha. In the thumbnail, i thought you were just doing the metal sign to imply that the way you tie your headphones is somehow metal. Also, gnarly scar.

\m/

ihatepants · 2 months

Soooooo good!

codeka · 2 months

I got a happy half birthday from Omaha Steaks the other day.

GiPwner · 2 months

"inhuman"? Is that when you're MORE than human?

pRM2f · 2 months

http://www.reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/comments/qg9h1/bless_me/

melissalee · 2 months

I prefer him like this.

eddiethepanda · 2 months

Or be a duck!

SingleMulletTheory · 2 months

SO MANY BEVERAGES!!

rsnbl_man · 2 months

Start

vivalajordan · 2 months

Ugh. I was going to make a joke about getting Shmuffinz and cigarettez at Scheetz until I got to the end. What a fucked up story. Sorry to hear about your shitty childhood, friend.

dhoank · 2 months

True. But when I was a kid getting books from Scholastic, I only got "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" and Garfield comics. Not very quality literature.

JasmineSassypants · 2 months

haha. True. I was just trying to be a wet blanket. I get bummed out at the informality of spelling--like how it seems as if "alot" has become acceptable or how often I see "noone" used instead of "no one."

Also, it's funny that if you google "alright," the fourth search is Darius Rucker lyrics :/