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Biggest Lie in My College Life by glenntm3in funny

[–]hoopycat 0 points1 point ago

You should ask your doctor about televisol, which can help you lead a full, satisfying life with only a modest laundry list of side effects which will require the next 50 seconds to disclose.

Pre-heat the oven by dunnoyin funny

[–]hoopycat 0 points1 point ago

Yes. Without water, you'll throw yourself off the slide to stop the agony.

Mark Zuckerberg being, well Mark Zuckerberg by zerooneinfinityin business

[–]hoopycat 6 points7 points ago

*year

When a successful post gets off to a rocky start by Nekrocvltin reactiongifs

[–]hoopycat 2 points3 points ago

C'mon, there's no need to put him down.

The worst eighth-grade math teacher in New York City by scientologist2in math

[–]hoopycat 0 points1 point ago

The government ain't gonna force me how to read their lies!

I feel like a bit of a jerk for not tipping the person who changed the oil in my car. At the same time, don't you think it's BS that big chain companies pressure consumers to tip rather than pay people better wages? by preta6in AskReddit

[–]hoopycat 0 points1 point ago

I'm not entirely sure I can fit my head under the car, much less get enough of my body under there to make a decent attempt at catching the auxiliary Jesus clip when it flies towards the catch basin. Perfectly happy paying $20 for someone to put my beast up on a lift and drain the old dinosaur.

The definition of WHAT THE FUCK ! by phazshifter11in WTF

[–]hoopycat 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he goes both ways, that's for sure.

The definition of WHAT THE FUCK ! by phazshifter11in WTF

[–]hoopycat 4 points5 points ago

Fake, sure, but there's even less evidence of the alleged individual('s|s') sexuality.

Suicide by train. by TheSquirtleSquadin WTF

[–]hoopycat 4 points5 points ago

Where did b56koutu say that they did not want to see death? Seemed just an observation.

(#3 for today and I'm still on my first pot of coffee. Two were a re-run, though.)

Bisexuality myths persist by jonez450in bisexual

[–]hoopycat 5 points6 points ago

Welp, apparently, I have to unsubscribe from this subreddit now. Damn you, monogamous marriage.

My friend just won 50 thirty second ad spots on local radio. What should he do with them? by Wait_____Whatin AskReddit

[–]hoopycat 0 points1 point ago

All over Canberra, janitors and car park attendants stop in their tracks and frantically flip through tiny books kept in the soles of their shoes, wondering why, exactly, the hovercraft is so urgently full of eels.

South Carolina writing tickets for displaying "truck nuts" by unquietwikiin offbeat

[–]hoopycat 3 points4 points ago

I'm sorry, but I'm having a lot of trouble thinking of anything other than this right now.

[REWARD] IF YOU SEE THIS VAN !!!!!!!!!! by PauseBackin Rochester

[–]hoopycat 4 points5 points ago

There are things money can replace... then there are foodstuffs jars of assorted small parts. That fucking sucks!

[REWARD] IF YOU SEE THIS VAN !!!!!!!!!! by PauseBackin Rochester

[–]hoopycat 2 points3 points ago

Cool, just wanted to be sure. Given the vehicle, I fear we're either dealing with a very smart or very dumb criminal. If I see it (unlikely, but hey), I'll let you know.

[REWARD] IF YOU SEE THIS VAN !!!!!!!!!! by PauseBackin Rochester

[–]hoopycat 4 points5 points ago

You notified the police, right?

Just pumping gas, when...JINKIES!!! by FirebertNYin rit

[–]hoopycat 4 points5 points ago

They were giving out free candy! It made me really sleepy, though.

Any 2+2'ers out there? by NewKidOnTheBlock228in rit

[–]hoopycat 13 points14 points ago

Been there, done that, saved about $50,000 or thereabouts, ended up none the worse for wear. There will inevitably be some differences (po-tay-to vs. po-tah-to), but I look at it as an advantage in the long run: now you know two nomenclatures for transfer functions. It also doesn't seem to carry a "stigma" -- I was expecting a bit of disdain, but nope, students and faculty seem to welcome transfers.

(Protip: you'll end up in third-year classes in your first s... sss... academic period with a bunch of people who have been together for two full years, and a handful of people who are transferring in. It behooves you to make contact with, and get to know, the other transfer students.)

The social thing can be a challenge, but others will probably have to speak to that: I'm older than average, married, own a house, and commute via bus and bicycle, so it's all a social challenge. I've had to grow a beard and start wearing cargo shorts to keep youngsters from panicking and jettisoning perfectly good weed when I walk past.

Whats your "Fuck I'm not a kid anymore." moment? by Trolls-Gone-Wildin AskReddit

[–]hoopycat 0 points1 point ago

You don't know how right you are.

IAmA Walmart truck driver and this is my quarterly fuel report... by zBaerin IAmA

[–]hoopycat 1 point2 points ago

It seems to be the thing people do after graduating from RIT.

Security Implications of IPv6 on IPv4 Networks by satinelin netsec

[–]hoopycat 0 points1 point ago

It's not an RFC yet, so be sure to suggest improvements and corrections!

StonedPony is no stranger to self modification by belandilin bestof

[–]hoopycat 2 points3 points ago

I lost it at Toma-'s "Did not expect this in /r/electronics. Oh my."

Welcome by muffionsin rit

[–]hoopycat 2 points3 points ago

I hear Delaware is beautiful this time of year.

From a newspaper in NJ. I think this goes here. by 1mannwolfpakin WTF

[–]hoopycat 1 point2 points ago

Does anybody really know what time it is?

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