Back when I was a kid I used to draw stuff on those mundane toilet walls in my school. I used to draw anything I could--dicks, tits, sunsets etc.

I practised my art between classes, during recess, after school--whenever I could.

And I was pretty famous amongst my buddies. If they see me with a sharpie, they know I'm at work.

But there was this one guy who hated me. And he hated my works. He used to draw dicks all over my "art". There were dicks everywhere. Huge badly drawn dicks.

I hated it. And no one knew it except me. None of my buddies knew this. Except me.

My buddies saw the course my art was starting to take. And then sooner or later they asked me to resort to just dick drawings.

I ended up with the name, "The Dick Artist"

Shitty_Watercolour should stick to being "Shitty".

I applaud his effort.

I don't know where I'm heading with this but here's a relief.