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Well that's life. by macleod2486in funny

[–]helsinkisweden 1 point2 points ago

He was a good man.

That moment when your vocabulary exceeds that of your teacher's... by CheeseyFailin funny

[–]helsinkisweden 3 points4 points ago

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Next level drinking maneuver: sober up with a half gallon of IV fluid (me in Vegas) by helsinkiswedenin pics

[–]helsinkisweden[S] 1 point2 points ago

I had been hearing about the magic of the IV for a long time, so I purposely drank way too much and didn't drink my water or take my ibuprofen before bed. I was on the casino floor at 5am slamming drinks I knew I didn't need, just so I could make a really good hangover to test the IV against. The rallying call for shots was "gotta test that IV!". I woke up with the worst hangover I'd had in years. I'm sure glad the IV worked, cuz it would have been a real shitty Sunday if it hadn't.

Next level drinking maneuver: sober up with a half gallon of IV fluid (me in Vegas) by helsinkiswedenin pics

[–]helsinkisweden[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yeah that totally makes sense. I suppose I mis-titled the pic. I wasn't thinking too much when I posted it, just happened across it while going through some pics and posted it on a whim. Curing the hangover was definitely what we were after.

Next level drinking maneuver: sober up with a half gallon of IV fluid (me in Vegas) by helsinkiswedenin pics

[–]helsinkisweden[S] 1 point2 points ago

I gotta say, it works a helluva lot better than anything else I've ever tried. Highly recommended.

Next level drinking maneuver: sober up with a half gallon of IV fluid (me in Vegas) by helsinkiswedenin pics

[–]helsinkisweden[S] 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah I'm not disputing that IV vodka would get you good and fucked, and not dead like beer. My buddy's not here but IIRC you treat anti-freeze poisoning by giving them a bunch of alcohol to neutralize it. (Difficulty: I am too lazy to use Google right now)

Next level drinking maneuver: sober up with a half gallon of IV fluid (me in Vegas) by helsinkiswedenin pics

[–]helsinkisweden[S] 1 point2 points ago

Happy Cake Day!

(PS. I've only ever seen 10 minutes of Scrubs)

Next level drinking maneuver: sober up with a half gallon of IV fluid (me in Vegas) by helsinkiswedenin pics

[–]helsinkisweden[S] 1 point2 points ago

My friend the doctor (who gave me the IV) said there was a house party at his university where two medical students got wasted and decided to have beer IVs. The bubbles killed them both. Supposedly this was about 20 years ago. And I have no idea if this is really true or not. They must have been either very shitty medical students, or very wasted. Probably both!

Video of the real life snow globe bong and turkey leg pipe I made. To put in my virtual pot smoking app. by helsinkiswedenin promos

[–]helsinkisweden[S] 1 point2 points ago*

Thanks! Unfortunately I don't think I have time to make an app just for r/trees. I could do an r/trees giveaway of Roll A Joint though! If anyone wants to email me at justformyents@fdpgames.com I'll hook you up with a free copy of Roll A Joint for Android.

Here is a video of the app: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NVIo6_1utE

Since that video I've added blunts, different buds, a "Fastest Roll" mode, and probably some other cool stuff I am forgetting about right now.

Edit: or send me a reddit message if you don't want me to have your email address. I promise I won't do anything with it though. :)

Video of the real life snow globe bong and turkey leg pipe I made. To put in my virtual pot smoking app. by helsinkiswedenin promos

[–]helsinkisweden[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yeah it's going pretty well, it's certainly paying the rent. Started out with the Nose Candy app as a joke just to learn the Android platform, then did Smoke A Bowl to support Prop 19. Prop 19 was the bill to legalize weed for everyone in California, I donated half the proceeds of the app to the campaign. Then Android got popular and all of a sudden there was a good chunk of money coming in.

Video of the real life snow globe bong and turkey leg pipe I made. To put in my virtual pot smoking app. by helsinkiswedenin promos

[–]helsinkisweden[S] 0 points1 point ago

Haha right on, here is another one we did. http://market.android.com/details?id=com.fdp.rollajoint The music for the Roll A Joint video was made by another redditor and trees aficionado. In fact he did the music for all our videos except the Christmas one.

My pot smoking app "Roll A Joint" is #1 Casual App in Android Market! by helsinkiswedenin reddit.com

[–]helsinkisweden[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Woohoo thanks man!

The "Roll A Joint" app for Android! 100% made by Ents. Break the bud, roll it, and smoke it by inhaling on the mic! Four real strains to choose from, check out the gameplay video by helsinkiswedenin promos

[–]helsinkisweden[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Haha cool idea! I've got my hands full right now, but hopefully someone picks that up.

The "Roll A Joint" app for Android! 100% made by Ents. Break the bud, roll it, and smoke it by inhaling on the mic! Four real strains to choose from, check out the gameplay video by helsinkiswedenin promos

[–]helsinkisweden[S] 1 point2 points ago

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LOL @ fireproof joint. :) Not sure if I have an email from you yet - hit me up at fdp@fdpgames.com and I'll help you sort it out and/or give you a refund.

The "Roll A Joint" app for Android! 100% made by Ents. Break the bud, roll it, and smoke it by inhaling on the mic! Four real strains to choose from, check out the gameplay video by helsinkiswedenin promos

[–]helsinkisweden[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Nope sorry! I don't want to go through all the trouble of porting it just to get rejected from the App Store. I've made iPhone apps before (some accepted, some rejected) and I REALLY don't miss dealing with Apple.

I suppose I could put it on Cydia, but I haven't looked into whether you can make money on that. If anyone knows please fill me in. :)

[Offer] Pizza to the first to guess my whole number between 1 and 666. Tried last week, but range was too large. by Jabemin Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]helsinkisweden 0 points1 point ago

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The "Roll A Joint" app for Android! 100% made by Ents. Break the bud, roll it, and smoke it by inhaling on the mic! Four real strains to choose from, check out the gameplay video by helsinkiswedenin promos

[–]helsinkisweden[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah that would be awesome! Limitations in the Android Market prevent you from switch apps back and forth from free to not free. I'm working on a workaround though, should be ready in time for next 4/20. :) For this past one I added smoke rings that say "Happy 4/20". Now they show up every day at 4:20. Try it - just blow a bunch of smoke rings right at 4:20. :)

The "Roll A Joint" app for Android! 100% made by Ents. Break the bud, roll it, and smoke it by inhaling on the mic! Four real strains to choose from, check out the gameplay video by helsinkiswedenin promos

[–]helsinkisweden[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah when I made the apps I wasn't considering that at all either. :) When I got the first email about it I was super pumped, I love it when apps take on a life of their own and are used for things the dev didn't even think of.

And thanks. :)

The "Roll A Joint" app for Android! 100% made by Ents. Break the bud, roll it, and smoke it by inhaling on the mic! Four real strains to choose from, check out the gameplay video by helsinkiswedenin promos

[–]helsinkisweden[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Haha cool thanks dude, I appreciate your support. :)

The "Roll A Joint" app for Android! 100% made by Ents. Break the bud, roll it, and smoke it by inhaling on the mic! Four real strains to choose from, check out the gameplay video by helsinkiswedenin promos

[–]helsinkisweden[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Like I said in another post (after you posted), I really wanted to have giveaway codes for redditors done before I submitted an ad, but stuff started piling up and it looked like it was gonna take forever to get around to implement them (too much other important stuff in the way), so I got impatient.

Why it's not free in general: so I can pay my rent. :) But I am considering making a free version, and charge people for in-app upgrades if they want them. More strains, different lighters, grinders, papers, pipes, bongs, glass blunts, cross joints...the list of ideas goes on for pages. :) It's just in the early planning stages right now though so it will be at least a few months even if it does happen.

The "Roll A Joint" app for Android! 100% made by Ents. Break the bud, roll it, and smoke it by inhaling on the mic! Four real strains to choose from, check out the gameplay video by helsinkiswedenin promos

[–]helsinkisweden[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Nope sorry, not at this time. I think WP7 would have to take off like crazy to make it worthwhile. :( Also, I haven't looked into their content policy, so I am not sure if they are down with the weed apps.

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