As requested: I am a person whose mother was a religious fanatic growing up, and performed exorcisms in our house

funyordietryin · 27 days

I have one too. I got mine from the ULC, paid the $25 and got a Doctorate in Theology. I think it was $25, it was several years ago.

I do exorcisms, circumcisions, marriages and put the fun in funeral.

funyordietryin · 27 days

Yeah, but just once a month

hautedawg · 27 days

and their poop is yellow, which I find distrubing

MyQuietMind · 1 month

perhaps this has been asked...but have you met Jesus? Not the gardner, but the guy who makes wine. I think he'd be a hoot to hang out with, but I don't want to be labeled, apostle just has a weird air to it

o0sHaDoWoLf0o · 1 month

Aren't they a Germanic breed? Mein Dog.

kmv787 · 1 month

Knuckleheads Saloon

mooman123 · 1 month

Everyone knows that flames add 25-50 Hp and stickers add minimally 5Hp each!

I get passed by sticker bearing flamers every day. Hmmm...that sounded a bit odd.

RubberSpandex · 1 month

Yes, I hate those damn nuisances that are cute, sleep on you when you are snuggly warm and who are so damned annoyingly cute!

I have a nuisance too, and I love her more every day. Her name is Lily and she came from a shelter that got shut down due to filth. Freaking wonderful nuisances that you just adore....

I hope the people that dumped him find out that Karma is a bitch, not just points on Reddit.

mrdizzy · 1 month

I agree. I drive a Jaguar, love it. It was an investment, I care for it, drive it and enjoy it. I do not park in two spaces, just one. I do however, park in areas that are free of crap cars and shopping carts. Shopping carts are hell

mrdizzy · 1 month

I just thought of a turtle

Kylelekyle · 1 month

I think we have a BINGO

Kylelekyle · 1 month

Perhaps, but where I am, which shall remain a question, they use sales tactics that are much like mafia strong arming. YOU NEED TO FILL THIS UP WITH POUNDS OF TEA!!!

I have heard the same complaint from others, as well as other issues of reliability.

Kylelekyle · 1 month

Calling Teavana a "legit" company is stretching it a bit though. Just my opinion.

Toastfrog · 1 month

Those are merely suggestions. Hell, if you come to my mother's house, she has blueberry pies she made for my father who died in 1987. Those pies are older than many of the people reading this...

FunnyBrother · 1 month

I would chose the option to go back and forth. Have the head for a while, the tail for a while. If that was not an option, then I suppose I would have to go with the top half human/female. However, I see problems here. Would she eat fish? Or what that make her cannibalistic? If she were a cannibal, would she eventually eat human flesh? Also, since it is going to smell like fish anyway...oh never mind

mew1994 · 1 month

Personally, and I mean PERSONALLY, I would burn this shyte all the time. I like the smell of "most" pussy. I have found the occasional foul smelling lips of life, but for the most part, it smells amazing.

As for hand dipping, not traumatizing at all, unless you are a virgin and are afraid of women parts. I'd dip that all day long as well as smell it.

But, that is just me. I like sticking my nose where it doesn't belong....or maybe it does

hautedawg · 1 month

Thanks. I had another blue, but it's not worth going into now. Thank you for being so kind.

Kerriigan · 2 months

but also with equal rights come equal responsibility. you can not say, "I want equality" and then turn around and bash the people you demand equality from. You can not say you want equality of race and call whites crackers or Jews kikes. You can not be for gay marriage and call straight people "breeders".

if you demand equal rights, you have to take equal responsibility for maintaining equal rights across the board. i am totally and completely for equal rights, i am in favor of gay marriage and am of the firmest elief that all were created equally and need to be treated that way. but I have also been victimized by people who want to talk about equal rights, but scream "cracker, kike, hebe, breeder" and more. if you want equal rights, then act responsibly and treat me equally...i treat you that way!

PartSockMonkey · 2 months

I don't know. Usually I am the bad guy....and people don't like my opinions, although I feel they are mature truth.

But...Thanks!

PartSockMonkey · 2 months

Thanks....

PartSockMonkey · 2 months

Justify your actions however you want. Just know that most if not all of us in this area consider you to be one of the unwashed masses. Yes, we voted, and it was 99% to you being unwashed to 1% to you being totally worthless and feeling entitled. I could have gone either way.

Now, go find a line to cut....and stop trying to hang out with the cool kids

PartSockMonkey · 2 months

Just a bit off the top he says...just a bit off the top

PartSockMonkey · 2 months

Really bad news....that's not "dirt" on the tomatoes, unless you call poop dirt.

PartSockMonkey · 2 months

I have not read such a masterful comment since trying to read the deluded scribes from my acid induced night or horror.

Thank you sir/ma'am, for I enjoyed the respite. To you, I lift my three cornered cap.

hautedawg

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