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Benevolent Overlord Manatee by TORNADO_IN_MY_ANUSin AdviceAnimals

[–]haiku_robot 2 points3 points ago

I am a robot
beep boop bop

Oh Ellen, you're so funny. by Southwest_Sunin funny

[–]haiku_robot -1 points0 points ago

There's a lot of guys 
who also hope it never 
happens with Ellen...

Find the human by bedpan3in pics

[–]haiku_robot 4 points5 points ago

I just yelled Jim at 
the top of my lungs, i hope 
nobody heard that

Me in a nightclub by Derploin AdviceAnimals

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

Done this so many 
times in gigs, now realise why 
I am a virgin

An easy way for everyone on /r/gaming to improve their resumes by pussy_muncherin gaming

[–]haiku_robot 2 points3 points ago

I hate it when they 
put shitty little cartoon 
characters on stuff.

A few weeks ago I made a "mix tape" for my girlfriend. It turned out pretty well if you ask me. by bsparksin Music

[–]haiku_robot 5 points6 points ago

I think after you 
gave this to her, she went to 
find a new boyfriend.

How I keep burglars away. by meowmeoin WTF

[–]haiku_robot 5 points6 points ago

I don't think the house 
was attracting too many 
burglars anyways.. 

Almost One-Fourth of US Suicide Victims Drunk at Time of Death by narrowayin science

[–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

"Risk of suicide 
by lethal methods?" are there 
any other kinds?!?

I don't want to be dramatic or anything, but that's a goddamn pretty starfish by ItWillBeMinein pics

[–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

I dont want to sound 
like a queer or nothing but 
starfishes kick ass

IAMA former Blizzard customer service representative for WoW aka Gamemaster. AMAA by Paniggin IAmA

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

Why did you quit the 
job? i think this is the most 
obvious question.

Benevolent Overlord Manatee by TORNADO_IN_MY_ANUSin AdviceAnimals

[–]haiku_robot 3 points4 points ago

does anyone know 
where this meme came from? I feel 
like I missed something....

Upvote because I have 2 dads. by EXAXin circlejerk

[–]haiku_robot 22 points23 points ago

Fucking onions man, 
I literally dropped a 
tear on my neckbeard.

TBA, James Cameron's sequel to Prometheus by JIMINY_FUCKITin movies

[–]haiku_robot 5 points6 points ago

I knew exactly 
what was coming when I clicked. 
I laughed anyways.

Marketing Level: EA by asianwastein gaming

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

Nothing like a good-
ole house fire to really 
get my blood pumping!

How conservatives define "PRIVATE"... by gphhawkinsin atheism

[–]haiku_robot 4 points5 points ago

Yes, this is how all 
conservatives think.    Some is 
a key word to use.

View from my car window in morning by lololokin aww

[–]haiku_robot 3 points4 points ago

She's looking for her 
frisbee. Who's a good puppy?! 
Who's a good puppy?!

I'm a little slow in the morning by wizgotin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]haiku_robot 2 points3 points ago

Wait, you're meant to press 
it? No wonder I always 
have to take the stairs!

I needed to buy a new XBOX controller, so I played guitar downtown at the Red Hot Chili Peppers concert last night in St. louis by elozano6879in pics

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

Awesome another 
Saint Louis redditor! Hows 
it going brother

Unfortunate layout by PedroPietroin WTF

[–]haiku_robot 3 points4 points ago

they really shouldn't 
show that kid with some guy's jiz 
all over his mouth. 

Taken at Boston Logan airport. Please tell me it's not just me. by bin161in pics

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

I live in Boston 
and i have NEVER noticed 
that, thank you good sir.

I'll never make scrambled eggs the same way again! by deftkillerstuin videos

[–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

butter and creme fraiche? 
really?  eggs and a bit of 
milk is all you need

London. This just happened. by Jamiexxin funny

[–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

Oh, I get it. You 
are both wearing the same dress 
but your shoes don't match.

Not again, Bomberman! by dogsouljahin gaming

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

Can anyone tell 
me a legit place I can 
play this game for free?

Biggest Lie in My College Life by glenntm3in funny

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, not just college. 
If I don't write shit down at 
work, shit don't get done. 

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