Benevolent Overlord Manatee

TORNADO_IN_MY_ANUS · 2012-05-27T01:19:59.000369+00:00

I am a robot
beep boop bop

Southwest_Sun · 2012-05-27T01:19:58.432772+00:00

There's a lot of guys 
who also hope it never 
happens with Ellen...

bedpan3 · 2012-05-27T01:19:42.114721+00:00

I just yelled Jim at 
the top of my lungs, i hope 
nobody heard that

Derplo · 2012-05-27T01:19:40.228212+00:00

Done this so many 
times in gigs, now realise why 
I am a virgin

pussy_muncher · 2012-05-27T01:19:36.564591+00:00

I hate it when they 
put shitty little cartoon 
characters on stuff.

bsparks · 2012-05-27T01:19:13.580496+00:00

I think after you 
gave this to her, she went to 
find a new boyfriend.

meowmeo · 2012-05-27T01:19:03.434013+00:00

I don't think the house 
was attracting too many 
burglars anyways..

narroway · 2012-05-27T01:19:01.193873+00:00

"Risk of suicide 
by lethal methods?" are there 
any other kinds?!?

ItWillBeMine · 2012-05-27T01:18:22.304445+00:00

I dont want to sound 
like a queer or nothing but 
starfishes kick ass

Noobricorn · 2012-05-26T17:02:27.645509+00:00

I'm sorry, movie, 
but the wild things are all men. 
I don't make the rules.

Panigg · 2012-05-26T17:02:26.150007+00:00

Why did you quit the 
job? i think this is the most 
obvious question.

TORNADO_IN_MY_ANUS · 2012-05-26T17:02:16.231325+00:00

does anyone know 
where this meme came from? I feel 
like I missed something....

EXAX · 2012-05-26T17:02:06.723243+00:00

Fucking onions man, 
I literally dropped a 
tear on my neckbeard.

JIMINY_FUCKIT · 2012-05-26T17:01:37.749212+00:00

I knew exactly 
what was coming when I clicked. 
I laughed anyways.

asianwaste · 2012-05-26T17:01:25.565680+00:00

Nothing like a good-
ole house fire to really 
get my blood pumping!

gphhawkins · 2012-05-26T17:01:17.522660+00:00

Yes, this is how all 
conservatives think.    Some is 
a key word to use.

lololok · 2012-05-26T17:00:59.715444+00:00

She's looking for her 
frisbee. Who's a good puppy?! 
Who's a good puppy?!

wizgot · 2012-05-26T17:00:49.507741+00:00

Wait, you're meant to press 
it? No wonder I always 
have to take the stairs!

elozano6879 · 2012-05-26T17:00:42.887333+00:00

Awesome another 
Saint Louis redditor! Hows 
it going brother

PedroPietro · 2012-05-26T17:00:17.245991+00:00

they really shouldn't 
show that kid with some guy's jiz 
all over his mouth.

bin161 · 2012-05-26T10:00:09.190050-07:00

I live in Boston 
and i have NEVER noticed 
that, thank you good sir.

deftkillerstu · 2012-05-26T08:21:50.767312+00:00

butter and creme fraiche? 
really?  eggs and a bit of 
milk is all you need

Jamiexx · 2012-05-26T08:21:45.591771+00:00

Oh, I get it. You 
are both wearing the same dress 
but your shoes don't match.

dogsouljah · 2012-05-26T08:21:40.205243+00:00

Can anyone tell 
me a legit place I can 
play this game for free?

glenntm3 · 2012-05-26T08:21:33.600689+00:00

Yeah, not just college. 
If I don't write shit down at 
work, shit don't get done.

haiku_robot