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Condescending Wonka on Greenlake by jeffinfremontin Seattle

[–]godlesspinko 0 points1 point ago

Ah.

You're right, upon further research, I guess I always assumed "The Flash" and "Flash Gordon" were the same entity.

I've never read Flash Gordon and I guess I have something to read while I eat my crow.

Ex-Wife Trolling by joejoedrumin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]godlesspinko 0 points1 point ago

Yep.

Also, being raised with other humans makes one less sociably tyrannical.

Ex-Wife Trolling by joejoedrumin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]godlesspinko 1 point2 points ago

All jokes aside, if you plan to have more than one kid, having them in quick succession is wise.

I wasn't sure if my package was under 16 oz for mailbox use. No scales at home, I improvised. by Pedipalpin funny

[–]godlesspinko -6 points-5 points ago

Sure you did, after the above comment prompted you to google it.

Amirite, Mr. scientist?

Condescending Wonka on Greenlake by jeffinfremontin Seattle

[–]godlesspinko 0 points1 point ago

So what you're saying is that you are more familiar with Dune than you are with DC?

Online gaming in the year 2002... by sahkuhin gaming

[–]godlesspinko 0 points1 point ago

Are you kidding me?

It's one absurdity on top of another, just like any popular media format. Today's gaming is far more absurd that this, you just don't recognize it yet.

You Can Always Tell When Business is Slow in Thailand by wolframitein WTF

[–]godlesspinko -3 points-2 points ago

Gen X instead of Gen Y?

Velma + Obi Wan = ? by Jonukasin funny

[–]godlesspinko 0 points1 point ago

While amusing, this entire post is an insult to Alec Guinness.

Condescending Wonka on Greenlake by jeffinfremontin Seattle

[–]godlesspinko 0 points1 point ago

Gordon would run fast enough to keep up with traffic, you see... it was a j o_0 ke...

Condescending Wonka on Greenlake by jeffinfremontin Seattle

[–]godlesspinko 0 points1 point ago

Whichever Marvelization of Mercury you like best.

(Or Romanization of Hermes, for that matter...)

Now's my chance! by AgentRoyIVin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]godlesspinko 0 points1 point ago

Yep- the most popular team sports in the world are infuriatingly boring, and in my opinion, if you're not playing but still zealous over the game, you're probably an unimaginative clod with a penchant for assimilation.

What happens when I go on Reddit drunk by yuaskingin AdviceAnimals

[–]godlesspinko 0 points1 point ago

That's the way reddit should be all the time. It's not like upvotes cost anything.

That's Nutrition! by inertia186in funny

[–]godlesspinko 0 points1 point ago

Peppers are pretty high in vitamin C, I've heard...

What's the most interesting thing you can't share with anyone you know? by Gawkesin AskReddit

[–]godlesspinko 0 points1 point ago

If pants shitting occurs, the underwear is a loss. Just take them off, use the upper part to clean up, and throwaway/bury them. That, in my opinion, is the whole point of underwear- pants protector and second chance.

The more you know=====★

What's the most interesting thing you can't share with anyone you know? by Gawkesin AskReddit

[–]godlesspinko 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like a capital way to get shot.

What's the most interesting thing you can't share with anyone you know? by Gawkesin AskReddit

[–]godlesspinko 0 points1 point ago

This situation is far more common than you might suspect. The extraordinary thing is that you were able to swallow instead of spewing all over him.

Thinking of moving to Seattle. Advice? by crgosselinin Seattle

[–]godlesspinko 2 points3 points ago

You should have no problem finding a 2 bedroom apartment in Seattle for $1200 or less. Most neighborhoods in Seattle are nice, but where you want to go definitely depends on where you find work, since the traffic may make even a 5 mile drive a pain in the ass.

Microsoft and Nintendo are on the Eastside, across Lake Washington, in the Redmond and Bellevue area. If you get a job there, stay on the Eastside to avoid the worst commute in the Seattle area. Unfortunately, rents are also higher over there.

If you get a tech job in Seattle proper:

Adobe, Big Fish Games, PopCap Games etc., look for housing in Fremont, Queen Anne or Ballard. For Amazon, look for housing on Beacon Hill or Capitol Hill. Capitol Hill is the most densely populated, so rent is a little more expensive and spaces smaller, but the night life is active and is an epicenter for the gay community in Seattle.

Other neighborhoods that are quieter but still awesome include: Wallingford, Greenwood, Wedgewood, Ravenna.

Neighborhoods I don't recommend are Belltown (great bar scene but expensive to live there, and until recently, it used to be low income housing, now yuppies are moving in and the class war is raging). White Center and South Park are getting nicer but still pretty ghetto, with a higher than average crime rate. Cheap housing can be found in the University District (U-District) but it's crap housing for college students and sleep will be hard to come by.

Condescending Wonka on Greenlake by jeffinfremontin Seattle

[–]godlesspinko 4 points5 points ago* 

Not to mention people who jog in the street in the bike lane.

Flash Gordon excepted.

EDIT: Alright "The Flash" and I'm a dumbass.

Thinking of moving to Seattle. Advice? by crgosselinin Seattle

[–]godlesspinko 1 point2 points ago

There's plenty of tech sector jobs here- microsoft, nintendo, adobe, amazon etc. ad nauseum. The culture is quirky but insular, the climate is temperate, aesthetically, it's one of the most beautiful cities in America.

The down side is that it's getting expensive and populous, so traffic is a problem.

2 drunk Texas people by audaciousssin Seattle

[–]godlesspinko 2 points3 points ago

If you continue south down second for a mile, You'll come to pioneer square, right next to Qwest stadium, where all of the Super Bowl parties will be happening... if that's your thing.

So my girlfriend is Darth Vader... by k0mbaticusin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]godlesspinko 1 point2 points ago

Three times on her for once on you?

You're really devaluing the effort put into cunnilingus for all of us dude. Not cool.

As a History Major by BomberJjrin funny

[–]godlesspinko 12 points13 points ago

Archaeology is one of the four fields of Anthropology.

Senior Still Gets Better Grade by jncarverin AdviceAnimals

[–]godlesspinko 2 points3 points ago

College senior obviously isn't going to college on his own dime.

A person I know who previously identified as a trans man has transitioned to gender neutral and I could use input. by [deleted]in transgender

[–]godlesspinko 1 point2 points ago

I would just say their name in place of the weird pronoun.

How my girlfriend sees me when I help her clean. by sachegrandein funny

[–]godlesspinko 0 points1 point ago

Natural selection, yo.

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