Giving an award to a parked car

Albuyeh · 1 day

wow... I'm really glad I'm not the only one who knows what a citation is.

Albuyeh · 1 day

To really fuck with him, you should have posted a picture on his car with the award already on the windshield.

Unfortunately you weren't quick enough and that Totoya behind him changed to a Honda.

DumbUsername420 · 1 day

We really don't want someone to get high, get in a wreck, and give ammo to the propaganda machine to use against us.

Plus, while it may be 'not that bad' it still isn't better than being completely sober. People often forget this when piloting their two ton road rockets.

That being said, this is trees. I don't downvote anybody.

NemisisX31 · 2 days

Unless it's not actually a multiple choice question...

Maybe the a) b) c) d) are just illustrating the number of options and the question is a fill in the blank.

NemisisX31 · 2 days

If the selection was:

a) 25%

b) 25%

c) 25%

d) 25%

you'd still only have a 25% chance of getting it right.

Primat · 3 days

I'm in a glass case of emotion!

BlueChainsawMan · 3 days

I still think the washing machine is funnier:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TqBSI8ZBzQ

LeDazMeister · 3 days

I am guilty of this except with laser pointers. I am sorry.

BeBenNova · 4 days

You are absolutely correct sir. about a week later... the interview found me:

http://grooveshark.com/#!/s/A+Really+Tough+Year/2WjUKA?src=5

Mitchell115 · 4 days

as a cleaner? yes.

Mitchell115 · 4 days

Thank you. I came here to say that IT'S NOT A DAMN LUBRICANT.

s_dafuq_j · 4 days

so what you're saying is... crabs are itchy?

tmbcake13 · 4 days

the decision is yours but you are certainly right about the "Shit" part.

you'll be doing a lot of that.

tmbcake13 · 4 days

beat me to it.

NemisisX31 · 4 days

What if it's a scantron? Then only one of the answers is correct.

However it's a 50/50 shot as to which one of the 25%'s are going to be right. So you may still get it wrong, but the answer is indeed 25%.

phineas_engage · 9 days

well howd it go?

LebaneseLurker · 10 days

or c) a drug dealer / recipient / mayor

idontlikelobster · 10 days

yup, came to say that it's one plane + one glider.

mermaidhairnoocares · 10 days

If she can be conscious long enough to get dick to lips I'd risk the pain.

mermaidhairnoocares · 10 days

Thanks to Cosmo, my gf now thinks it's cute to pinch my hemorrhoids.

mermaidhairnoocares · 10 days

Judging by your username, I'd say you're qualified to make that call.

mostlynot · 10 days

And the ass to match? :D

mostlynot · 10 days

You had better be Canadian.

phineas_engage · 10 days

Is it a "nicotine" test or a "cotinine" test? you'll need probably at least a week to get it out of your system if it's a Cotinine test. Otherwise drink a lot of water, don't vape, and you'll probably be alright.

gmen0411 · 10 days

gotcha. It's a real big thing in the colonial states for some reason. You see Welcome + Pineapples everywhere in Jamestown and Williamsburg VA.

It's origins come from the Pineapple being a sign of welcoming and hospitality by Carribbean people. Christopher Colombus noticed this when he "discovered America" and took it back to share with the rest of Europe. It then came BACK over to the actual Americas with the colonists.

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