did anyone catch the eclipse tonight? I remembered at 8:00, but the sun was already behind the treeline...

GratefulTony · 5 days

I am currently in China where the eclipse was pretty much near total.

Slept through it.

I am pissed.

b0red · 11 days

Kids, don't do crack

farewelltokings2 · 12 days

Even better, check out the last line of Article VI.

JoeyHollywood · 13 days

I mean seriously. A $5 Bill? That asshole!

You could at least deface a bill that doesn't have the president that saved our nation. I mean, I don't think the guy on the $1 did anything worth a damn.

ftc08 · 16 days

Considering this is a five year old scan of a photo taken nearly a decade ago, it will be astoundingly hard to make it a bigger resolution without getting bigger.

ftc08 · 16 days

Also, if you're not getting drunk elsewhere. Town Hall, 10 pm.

ftc08 · 16 days

Never. Never at all, only somebody I've had three.

ftc08 · 17 days

That was indeed me, identified by the generic liberal bumper stickers. Right now it's Klobuchar and Dayton. I need to update with this year's candidates once they get stickers out.

ftc08 · 17 days

Besides the occasional cute girl who would smile at me, my focus was entirely on the horizon watching for dipshits completely disregarding their surroundings.

There was a Fisker Karma that passed, I watched the hell out of that.

ftc08 · 17 days

I figured two cops passed me as I sit there. I finally had somebody pull over to push me off in the meantime.

ftc08 · 17 days

The joke, it has been found.

ftc08 · 17 days

Sorry

ftc08 · 17 days

The car's the jackass. I had no intent of backing up traffic, and would have hated me just as much had I been in your position. If I could have honked at myself I would have.

ftc08 · 17 days

I stood next to my car with a sign written in sidewalk chalk saying "Sorry" until the tow came.

Changed the ratio of pissed/pleasant people from 1:0 to 3:1.

IkLms · 19 days

Last night I woke up and decided on a glass of milk. I then checked the radar as I'm inclined to do almost any time I'm near a computer.

I saw this and decided to stay up for a while.

That was a motherfucking huge storm. Probably one of the biggest I've seen in a few years. Shame it happened in the middle of the night where most people missed it. 9/10, only losing out on 10 for being at 2 AM.