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World's deepest diving pool in Belgium is 34.5 m deep... by randoh12in pics

[–]foolishsnails 0 points1 point ago

Indeed. The bends is scary as hell. At high pressure, gasses dissolve into your bloodstream more than they normally would. When you come up too quickly, there's not enough pressure to keep the gasses (mostly nitrogen) dissolved, so they bubble out of the liquid, which does some serious damage. TL,DR; If you come up too quickly, bubbles come out of your blood while it's still inside you and you die.

This was in my FB feed. WTF!? by MachoMuffinin WTF

[–]foolishsnails 0 points1 point ago

That's one way to come out

My Guardians of The Night by universitychickin funny

[–]foolishsnails 1 point2 points ago

LAZERCATS.

Fucking THIS. Finally someone realizes how shitty of a man Edison was, and how absolutely amazing Tesla was. by Rockerdude34in funny

[–]foolishsnails -1 points0 points ago

Think Edison was the father of electricity? NOPE NICK TESLA

Umm...thanks for clearing that up. by HurricaneWeaselin funny

[–]foolishsnails 0 points1 point ago

I feel like I need to write at least 200 o's in the word "wow" to express my flabbergastery.

While searching for images for a drawing, I came upon this by amandaaatrocityin WTF

[–]foolishsnails 29 points30 points ago

hell yeah. the blood actually spurted out of his mouth because the rest of his body was being crushed. then, if you're somehow still alive for a few seconds, you have a moment where you're drowning in your own blood before your head turns into a post-Halloween pumpkin.

Male Birth Control: New Procedure Is 100 Percent Effective, Reversible by diggroin science

[–]foolishsnails 244 points245 points ago

Wow. Sign me up. It's not that I don't trust the women I sleep with, it's just that I'd feel much better knowing that I'm doing something to help prevent pregnancy.

Best book ever! [NSFW] by BrokeBeatScarredin funny

[–]foolishsnails -6 points-5 points ago

The title is "how to hide your boner from your wife"

Whenever Americans bitch about not having scientists on their currency. by lemonfreedomin atheism

[–]foolishsnails 1 point2 points ago

Oh you mean that guy who did a few cool scientific things but mostly made it all up? And who had slept with every prostitute that side of the atlantic? And who wrote a book about how to be a perfect person yet was a drunk womanizer?

Im just bitter because i had to read that book for a class. Worst book ever.

How many of you recognize this? by likwitsnakein pics

[–]foolishsnails 0 points1 point ago

oh, I was going to say it was the ball of red stuff from the new star trek movie. i'll show myself out.

It took four months and it's not perfect, but I finished it. by darkindestodin gaming

[–]foolishsnails -2 points-1 points ago

For a second I thought that you thought that his suit was Master Chief's armor and I was like "Oh hell to the no"

It took four months and it's not perfect, but I finished it. by darkindestodin gaming

[–]foolishsnails 2 points3 points ago

First, schweet power armor.

Second, are those actually tiny dog beds?

well, "I ♥ u" too. by WhaThaFunkin WTF

[–]foolishsnails 1 point2 points ago

I kinda wish he had dotted the "i" with an actual eye.

Gun Safe by UrinalCakesin pics

[–]foolishsnails -1 points0 points ago

Idk man, those look pretty dangerous.

On my very first sexual encounter, I broke my penis (penile fracture), I now literally have a button located near my shaft that allows me to get an erection. My new girlfriend calls it the iPenis, anyway AMA, I've heard it all from my friends! by ipenisin IAmA

[–]foolishsnails 1 point2 points ago

I would make a joke about modern mustangs being for guys with tiny penises, but i feel too bad for this guy. plus, I have proof that his penis is, in fact, above average length.

Look What I got today r/atheism... what do ya think? by kellymiwdbin atheism

[–]foolishsnails 8 points9 points ago

Lets play WILL. R/ATHEISM. UPVOTE? * crowd cheers * Good evening everyone, I'm your host, Foolishsnails. Tonight's contestant is a female atheist who has just purchased an "evolve" fish necklace. We're here to find out... * everyone: * WILL. R/ATHEISM. UPVOTE?

Well, let's start out with content. Is it new? Somewhat, yes.

Kellymiwdb is awarded 4/10 points for originality.

Now onto the next category: execution! Oh, well look here. It seems Kellymiwdb failed to utilize the horizontal flip function. That could cost her with the judges. Let's find out!

Kellymiwdb is awarded 2.5/10 points for execution.

Ouch, that's a real bummer Kellymiwdb. Hold on one second, the producer is paging me... Well, folks, it seems that Kellymiwdb has tripped a bonus multiplier! You see, by being both a female and having an attractive exposed shoulder, Kellymiwdb has scored herself a bonus one infinite points! So, audience, what's the question again?

  • everyone: * WILL. R/ATHEISM. UPVOTE?

And the answer is...... YES! YES R/ATHEISM WILL IN FACT UPVOTE THIS POST! CONGRATULATIONS KELLYMIWDB! YOU HAVE JUST WON TONIGHT'S EPISODE OF WILL. R/ATHIESM. UPVOTE?

How does it feel?

Despite what we've learned from so many games ... by DocCalibanin gaming

[–]foolishsnails 0 points1 point ago

About 134 potatoes.

Despite what we've learned from so many games ... by DocCalibanin gaming

[–]foolishsnails 45 points46 points ago

Truth. To elaborate, when you fire a nornal gun you hear two simultaneous bangs: one is the gunpowder exploding and the other is the bullet breaking the spund barrier. The silencer takes care of the gunpowder bang but to eliminate the supersonic bang you must use subsonic rounds. These go much slower ajd thus are more affected by bullet drop and have less stopping power.

IAMA Utøya survivor by SMT32016in IAmA

[–]foolishsnails 2 points3 points ago

Do you know any people that are coping much worse or better than average? how so?

Holy crap Bethesda... THANKS! by Sprakisnoloin gaming

[–]foolishsnails 1 point2 points ago

not to mention Brink... I cried when I first booted that game up. I need to stop getting so hyped up about games I see on the cover of Gameinformer. Out of Saboteur, Borderlands, and Brink only borderlands has lived up to my expectations.

Holy crap Bethesda... THANKS! by Sprakisnoloin gaming

[–]foolishsnails 1 point2 points ago

Yes! Ive been following this game since the gameinformer issue about it. I havebt been this excited about a game since i was a little child

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