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LPT: Unfit Gamers - do push ups during loading times. by reclessin LifeProTips

[–]flopperr999 0 points1 point ago

This doesn't work for Tony Hawk: Underground

LPT: A simple way to transport a pizza by Gargam3Lin LifeProTips

[–]flopperr999 1 point2 points ago

Came here to say this. If you stop short, and the pizza isn't angled downward toward the back seat, it ends up on the floor.

What is your "back-up plan"? I'm gonna be a trucker. by myfairlady91in AskReddit

[–]flopperr999 11 points12 points ago

Own and run a Pizza Restaurant. I love the atmosphere of one. Let's face it, people love pizza! (Me probably the most)

I'm a sterile man. What "flaws" do you have that you're grateful for? by SciddlyWudsin AskReddit

[–]flopperr999 0 points1 point ago

Or just eat cereal out of your chest

What is your most useless skill? by mnelawarin AskReddit

[–]flopperr999 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could give my perfect pitch to an active musician because I have no use for mine.

What is your most useless skill? by mnelawarin AskReddit

[–]flopperr999 2 points3 points ago

Well the penis mightier than the sword...

AMA Request: Someone who has faked their own death by Ass_Kickain IAmA

[–]flopperr999 1 point2 points ago

Nice try, IRS.

TIL that the king of hearts is the only king of the the four that doesn't have a mustache. by IHaveMyMomentsin todayilearned

[–]flopperr999 0 points1 point ago

Also, he has been dubbed "The suicidal king". He is the only king that has a knife/blade protruding through his skull.

The Fox Nation reacts to Obama's Gay Marriage Endorsement... by Renegadelionin atheism

[–]flopperr999 0 points1 point ago

So many tabs open... cringe

Male redditors, what is the most feminine thing you do? by thelovepiratein AskReddit

[–]flopperr999 0 points1 point ago

I use lotion every day ಠ_ಠ

LPT: Get off of Reddit by silentkill144in LifeProTips

[–]flopperr999 22 points23 points ago

Looks like everyone listened...except me

So redditors, what´s the most subtle, yet awesome, detail about a movie that you know? I´ll start by uniquelikeyouin AskReddit

[–]flopperr999 0 points1 point ago

In Collateral, Max (Jamie Foxx) and Vincent (Tom Cruise) stop by a jazz club while making their rounds. A fundamental concept of jazz is improvization, which is how Vincent bases his actions throughout the night; on instinct, and through improvization.

LPT: Lost your TI-83/84 and don't want to drop ~$100 for a new one? Go to a pawn shop. by 1stmoredancingwbrunoin LifeProTips

[–]flopperr999 5 points6 points ago

Essentially the same idea when I would jack up Roller Coaster Tycoon umbrellas when it rained.

300 Years ago many believed in Witches, Werewolfs etc. What things in today's age do you think will be laughed at in 300 years? by Carpantarin AskReddit

[–]flopperr999 0 points1 point ago

Wireless Internet man...that won't even be a "thing" it will just be assumed everywhere

Scumbag Christian on Science by cooltom2006in atheism

[–]flopperr999 0 points1 point ago

Well they do know one term...The Big Bang...which according to them is totally wrong. Why? Because we have no direct proof. But do they have any proof for their religion? No, all they have is numerous copies of a book that could have been written by a single man many years ago, a facet that was lost in time. As Mark Twain once said, "Religion began when the first con man met the first fool."

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TIL there was a girl who survived the Columbine shooting and the Virginia Tech shooting by MilesBetweenUsin todayilearned

[–]flopperr999 1 point2 points ago

I present to you the sister of Bad Luck Brian....Bad Luck Bertha

Delaying the good news by PaulGiamattiin funny

[–]flopperr999 0 points1 point ago

He is the reason I could not take Contagion seriously

What phrases make you immediately think someone is full of shit? by TobogganFetishin AskReddit

[–]flopperr999 0 points1 point ago

"In terms of..." "I got all A's in high school." "Dubstep is my favorite genre."

What did you always want as a child that you never got? by jdb12in AskReddit

[–]flopperr999 0 points1 point ago

ITT: Nintendo 64 and ponies

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