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The car in front of me was seriously fishtailing! by Lacagadain funny

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Merman

Any photo developers got some good stories of photos they've developed? couple of mine inside by flaccid_memberin AskReddit

[–]flaccid_member[S] 0 points1 point ago

That reminds me, had a guy that would go to thailand and do the same thing. Take pictures of girls he would have sex with, presumably prostitutes, and get them developed by us. Usually about 4-5 different girls. But every time I saw those kind I wondered if they were once dudes. So didn't really care for those much.

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Any photo developers got some good stories of photos they've developed? couple of mine inside (self.AskReddit)

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What is the most computer illiterate thing you've witnessed? by Peppe22in AskReddit

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Had a lady return her computer to my store because she said the coffee cup holder broke.

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Watch the first step... (i.imgur.com)

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My cat every time I'm on the toilet. by flaccid_memberin pics

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Do you close the door when you're alone?

My cat every time I'm on the toilet. by flaccid_memberin pics

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I wipe in the front so its easier. I live in place where we don't wear shoes in the house. not joking.

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My cat every time I'm on the toilet. (i.imgur.com)

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Serious Relationship by TheCannonin WTF

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Relevant: sex with your car

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That's not quite how it works (i.imgur.com)

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Has anyone actually seen a Bang Bus,or the like, on the road someplace? (self.AskReddit)

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Bastards are going stealth mode. by oregonblazer420in WTF

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Yes...it is is a door handle. Yep Yep Yep

I just want to be loved... by KWiP1123in funny

[–]flaccid_member -5 points-4 points ago

is fapping considered human contact? if so, then yes, 10 hours is 9 hours past my max

This should definitely be an Olympic sport! by IamSarcasticusin WTF

[–]flaccid_member 15 points16 points ago

video doesn't do the pic justice.

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If you're going to be fat, its best to be famous (i.imgur.com)

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I think he converted to being a racist after this incident by J4K3TH3R1PP3Rin videos

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All kinds of irony in this one.

Reddit, due to a few events that happened to me over my vacation, what is the most UNBELIVABLE thing you have seen, had happened to you or done? by Kamry121690in AskReddit

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Went to Vegas for first time with famiky for a karate tournament, my uncle passed away. Went to Vegas second time, with friends and JFK jrs plane crashes and kills everyone aboard. Third time I went to Vegas for my sisters wedding, 9-11 happened. They were married on that exact day. I have never been back Vegas since.

Slap! by peacecakein funny

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That bird recovered like a boss! He's going to tell his kids he hi-fived a whale and just kept on truckin!

Just made one of the hardest returns ever. Feels bad man, but tomorrow is another day. by risto1116in pics

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i ain't even doing shit and I'm leveling up. this game sucks

The most beautiful pens by Unicyclesclearlywinin pics

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Yup cause either i'm going to lose it or a co-worker is going to borrow it and not return it.

Every time I use my girlfriend's shower... by katarokkarin funny

[–]flaccid_member 11 points12 points ago

upvote for Dr. Pepper

Breast Oreo Ad Ever! by c4lmlikeab0mbin WTF

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Korean tit

Gecko Suave by odwyer02in pics

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Hello Ladies...

The biggest lie as a child. by gilsemplein funny

[–]flaccid_member 0 points1 point ago

always did this as a kid. Today is the first time I actually stopped to think about why this phenomenon occurs.

Dating Profile: You're doing it right. by mrMcMickin funny

[–]flaccid_member 5 points6 points ago

will only have sex with you're leg.

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