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Dear Reddit, what are your favorite euphemisms? by ThisSeemsReasonablein AskReddit

[–]feeblmynd 31 points32 points ago

I verbed all over the place...

My favorite color by sockymomoin funny

[–]feeblmynd 3 points4 points ago

I have that fucking song in my head now...

When I saw my graduating class' motto was "YOLO." by midgetfuryin funny

[–]feeblmynd 0 points1 point ago

Better just get your GED...

This was our reddit meetup...we expected more people. by alixxlovein pics

[–]feeblmynd 1 point2 points ago

OH NO! All this alcohol is blocking the door! We'll have to drink our way out!

Man of Reddit, this will speak directly to you... by Upliftmof0in videos

[–]feeblmynd 0 points1 point ago

Wait, wait, wait...Did he just say "press ups?"

I asked my dad to come outside at 2am to take photos in the fog. Here's us. by xcaseyx93in pics

[–]feeblmynd 0 points1 point ago

I suddenly want to go shopping for jeans...

WTF Broccoli? by sanjenin funny

[–]feeblmynd 1 point2 points ago

Im assuming that didn't catch your eye from across the room. Do you inspect all of your food boxes, or were you just reading the box over and over again to make the microwave time pass faster?

Katy Perry with/without makeup by cinnamonnin pics

[–]feeblmynd 3 points4 points ago

How good she looks with/without makeup aside, if she walked up to me without makeup and told me she was Katy Perry, I would not believe her.

Dave Coulier IAMA today at 1PM EST. I'll answer your Full House questions and more. by dcoolerin IAmA

[–]feeblmynd 0 points1 point ago

Not gonna lie...when I saw the trailer for the new show Newsroom I was excited when I thought Dave Coulier was in a new show...

My 2 year transformation (347lbs-198lbs) by Celliott89in loseit

[–]feeblmynd 0 points1 point ago

I just wanna say thanks for posting this. This kind of improvement is hugely impressive and serves as a great motivation for fatties like myself. Im 6'5" and 330 lbs and im shooting for 230ish. Could you break down your workout routine, or was it just some cardio and weightlifting as you saw fit?

Dinner courtesy of my garden. by orobljoein Frugal

[–]feeblmynd 1 point2 points ago

nettles are edible?

F1 Marshal Jansen Van Vuuren is literally torn apart after a fatal impact from driver Tom Pryce [NSFL] by Connor92in WTF

[–]feeblmynd 8 points9 points ago

Why am I about to click on that? Just...why?

I've never understood this! by LotsOfButtonsin AdviceAnimals

[–]feeblmynd 0 points1 point ago

Huh. My friend must be throwing back vodka recently. Would explain a lot.

To burn off one M&M candy, you need to SLEEP for 3.5 minutes. by Dewskyin loseit

[–]feeblmynd 2 points3 points ago

I bet celery isn't the only thing...

Will the legalization of marijuana cause an increase in cocaine users or other dangerous drugs? by loshujiein PoliticalDiscussion

[–]feeblmynd 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah, he's totally right, I've been waiting for weed to be legalized so I can start doing cocaine and heroine...

I was eating a hash brown from McDonald's on the way home when I felt something on the bottom... by LinkBoyJTin WTF

[–]feeblmynd -8 points-7 points ago

Were you a dick to anyone beforehand?

I used to work at a Hungry Howies and we'd stay open till 4am for the club rush(we're in the same shopping center as three clubs). The lobby would literally turn into a club setting. People puking everywhere, fucking in the bathroom, shootings outside, the works. We'd get some real fucking scummy douches up there. I worked the oven where the pizzas are taken out of the oven and the crust is buttercheesed or whatever crust they ordered is applied. I had a special bottle with very little butter in it that I would continue to spit in throughout the night, so by the end of the night Id have a bottle of yellowish buttery flavored saliva. When Id hear a particular dickface up at the counter Id wait for his or her pizza to come up and generously apply some of my special butter. I watched them stuff their drunk faces, yelling at each other all drunk...the best part was: they fucking loved it. Watching those cunts stuff pizza crusts into their faces slathered with my mouth slime...One of the more satisfying moments in my life.

I made a facebook group for Atheists at my school. Christian got angry at the idea of that and sent me this. by Felix06in atheism

[–]feeblmynd 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps he or she has perused /r/atheism.

I was excited to find a community of intelligent people, but was disappointed when I found a bunch of christian bashing (not religion, Christianity) self-martyred assholes jerking their dicks begging for someone to debate them so they can bust a nut.

Sometimes I can't get off without downvotes.

LPT: how to discover what your speaking voice sounds to others by purplekittenin LifeProTips

[–]feeblmynd 70 points71 points ago

TIL My cable for my left speaker has been chewed through by a cat.

Took me a while to figure out what the fuck was going on when the music played but I had no sound when he was talking.

Pound o' Dice by rhiaaryxin rpg

[–]feeblmynd 0 points1 point ago

It is quite lovely...

I'm a film student. This was my Friday night (OC) by emattesoin pics

[–]feeblmynd 2 points3 points ago

Changing majors in 3...2...1...

As a christian on Reddit. by omgjustinnin funny

[–]feeblmynd 9 points10 points ago

Ah, the old Christian vs. Atheist thread.

I don't think anyone's sick of this bullshit at all.

As a christian on Reddit. by omgjustinnin funny

[–]feeblmynd 49 points50 points ago

What if I told you that Christians and Atheist groups both have assholes who discredit their respective interest groups with their ignorance, and/or shitty attitudes?

How my mom sees Mothers Day by NastyNastarsin funny

[–]feeblmynd 1 point2 points ago

This is how my birthday works. Only longer.

Who is your favorite comedian and what is your favorite joke by them? by Jessibabe333in AskReddit

[–]feeblmynd 5 points6 points ago

I came here to say this guy reminded me of Shannon from Home Movies but when looking for a picture of Shannon for this post, I learned he actually did the voice of the character.

Today I learned...

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