Why I read small town newspaper police reports

bonsai_buds · 2012-05-26T08:04:45.304243+00:00

Er, that seems illegal.

bonsai_buds · 2012-05-26T08:02:30.208972+00:00

Yes.

bonsai_buds · 2012-05-26T01:01:16.971730-07:00

Came here to say this, then was going to apologize for OP living on the corner of buttfuck and you got a purdy mouth.

Disclaimer: half my family is from South Dakota.

Trapshooter148 · 2012-05-26T07:56:47.431907+00:00

or thrift stores. Once you find a teacher's desk at a thrift store, you never look at other desks the same way again. BEST $30 EVER SPENT.

Trapshooter148 · 2012-05-26T07:55:19.560708+00:00

I was gonna say that. Conspicuous lack of Cheetos bags/residue.

Trapshooter148 · 2012-05-26T00:52:54.073783-07:00

dat dust bunny.

Trapshooter148 · 2012-05-26T07:51:54.725323+00:00

cool story bro.

Trapshooter148 · 2012-05-26T07:51:21.679196+00:00

I don't think I would call having that case creepy, considering the number of reviews of that case on newegg. I have that one, and it rules.

Trapshooter148 · 2012-05-26T07:50:20.714051+00:00

Don't you? That's why I go to Starbucks.

Trapshooter148 · 2012-05-26T00:49:32.252257-07:00

Duh, just move to New York or something.

toocoolnow · 2012-05-26T00:45:45.100296-07:00

Well, there is a creation museum in Kentucky....and Utah.

toocoolnow · 2012-05-26T00:36:11.332435-07:00

Don't make /r/askscience think you are a troll with a question like this

FTFY, don't be a dick.

neufy14 · 2012-05-26T07:28:10.928699+00:00

I am okay with this.

neufy14 · 2012-05-26T07:26:56.974366+00:00

TIL atheists quote the bible about the same amount as Christians. I don't like where this is going.

neufy14 · 2012-05-26T07:26:11.878433+00:00

Yep, that is what this image was designed to convey.

joloki618 · 3 days

mechanic kitty!

renoayoureweird · 3 days

impossible.

renoayoureweird · 3 days

I've been checking out Reddit for the past few months, and I'm blown away by the amount of reposting.

renoayoureweird · 3 days

He's weapons hot.

k_mo · 4 days

"now you know I didn......."

IByrdl · 4 days

the filter is the BEST PART

cantaloupes · 4 days

Ah, I see, I assumed it extended to all gatherings.

cantaloupes · 4 days

I am aware.

cantaloupes · 5 days

Perhaps because those documents would be better off not photographed.

cantaloupes · 5 days

Corded mice are the way to go.

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