Reddit, Help me marry the girl of my dreams from /r/gonewild.

SlapMyWilly247 · 8 months

holy wtf arms are huge

TheNev · 9 months

listen don draper, you have a drinking problem

TheNev · 9 months

listen don draper, you have a drinking problem

colidog · 9 months

hm damn

kelmarsh · 9 months

is this your alter ego on reddit?

kelmarsh · 9 months

i like his florida comment

maxwellhill · 9 months

You don't like how Disney does business? Then don't live in the USA!!!

jansen1 · 9 months

if ur a bro

SmokeWeedEveryDay420 · 9 months

i cannot speak for you

SmokeWeedEveryDay420 · 9 months

when you reach a certain age all the good girls around you are taken. so if you want someone nice you gotta take her from someone else.

bpoag · 9 months

is anyone going to hit the mom?

piconet-2 · 9 months

ok you cute green stuffed animal, i will play with you. but the dog has to go.

mizuhri · 9 months

pretty sure the point of his comment is that there is no reason for it to be 3:45 minutes. it doesn't accomplish anything more than a well cut 30 second trailer would have done AND left the audience wanting more

oc192 · 9 months

wait people got straight up murdered?

Morton_Fizzback · 9 months

seriously right? so many fake stories on the internet.

Morton_Fizzback · 9 months

this is shit. bullshit!!!

Ihatemimes · 9 months

no, stock. i use it for clay shooting mostly. it gets hot quick but with clay shooting i haven't had a reason to grab the barrel yet.

benbudnick · 9 months

bagel in badminton meant that the loser didn't score a single point

Ihatemimes · 9 months

i have the one on the top. high five

idisagreealot · 9 months

you'll get used to it son

idisagreealot · 9 months

excellent question! finally a thread I can totally and thoroughly contribute to.

I poop 3x a day usually. Wake up in the morning feeling like pdiddy, then I poop once. Get to work an hour and a half later and poop some more. Not sure why it doesn't all just come out at once, but honestly I only give myself 10 minutes in the morning at home before I head to the office. Then I have my breakfast of oatmeal and I might poop around 2 hours, or right before lunch again. Sometimes if my oatmeal digests quickly there'll be an afternoon poop before I go home.

So yeah, lots of pooping, most of it at work. Not sure why it all doesn't come out at once but hey, I can't complain.

a_certain_meatloaf · 9 months

thanks for dropping bits of beard in the bacon

Shen4891 · 9 months

hello koreans. how are you

GavinRC · 9 months

why would you even believe a made up story on the internet???

FelixR1991 · 9 months

submit a bunch of photochopped photos and claim you are telling the truth. wtf???

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