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Guys, does a girl's leg cellulite gross you out? by [deleted]in AskMen

[–]faceplain 0 points1 point ago

Love boner trumps all other boners

F: Need advice on how to take a friendship to the next level. by diablo_riabloin AskMen

[–]faceplain 2 points3 points ago

Have you ever been drunk? :P

Alcohol is very good at bringing out true feelings, though they may not be expressed well. The central idea of having feelings for you was already there, and the booze helped it come out. Alcohol can't fabricate that thought in his mind.

Hello lady Redditors, I have a body type question. by cbuzzin AskWomen

[–]faceplain 3 points4 points ago

Cushion for the pushin' :)

Easy storage of animals, Once its in, it cant get out! by itim90in Minecraft

[–]faceplain 1 point2 points ago

This could be a decent minecraft-themed parody tune.

Easy storage of animals, Once its in, it cant get out! by itim90in Minecraft

[–]faceplain 4 points5 points ago

When I reach the point in a new world when I have a good supply of arrows, I no longer fear the creeper.

I went to a wedding, how did I do? by JMaboardin mfacirclejerk

[–]faceplain 2 points3 points ago

Nice natural wear on the jacket. Hope you haven't washed out the dye in years.

The fucking smartest thing ever by nosecone33in awesome

[–]faceplain 3 points4 points ago

Ow, my pancreas

Barack and Michelle Obama - a long time ago by Dranhareloin pics

[–]faceplain 4 points5 points ago

Sad part is, I can't imagine what horrors this presidency is doing to their marriage. That kind of job can seriously fuck your personal life over.

Just got back from a lawyer's office... by grahvityin vertical

[–]faceplain 7 points8 points ago

God dammit, is this a hilarious running gag throughout the movie? I haven't seen it.

Exactly 28 days ago, I ran 2.2 miles straight for the first time, tonight I set a new PR; ran 5.25 miles straight. It's only the beginning. by PLANTAINZZZZin running

[–]faceplain 1 point2 points ago

THANK YOU

My friend does not understand this. She ran a marathon through a classic case of runner's knee, and now her knees have been pounded to mush.

Mars Rover snaps a stunning photo. by zach84in pics

[–]faceplain 0 points1 point ago

Mine as well, though it's short and simple!

Reddit, what is the most powerful image you have ever seen? by tokerjoker11in AskReddit

[–]faceplain 10 points11 points ago

Is that Kennedy?

Reddit, what is the most powerful image you have ever seen? by tokerjoker11in AskReddit

[–]faceplain 2 points3 points ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hcuLVOF__I

I just posted this in reply to the same image in a different thread.

Mars Rover snaps a stunning photo. by zach84in pics

[–]faceplain -1 points0 points ago

Thanks! You're the first to say that lol

My 6 year old sis fell asleep waiting on her skeleton farm by Redplushiein Minecraft

[–]faceplain 7 points8 points ago

Meh... to me the problem is the pillows on the left side where the fan likely is.

TIL You can use the three stages of cocoa plants as stairs by darknesspk89in Minecraft

[–]faceplain 13 points14 points ago

Mitch Hedburg's classic joke has been given new meaning for the moment!

What I did at my summer job all last week. by jbick89in pics

[–]faceplain 1 point2 points ago

Old and new books, I'm a fan of both.

ELI5: What's the difference between ©, ® and ™? by jonnydonnyin explainlikeimfive

[–]faceplain 12 points13 points ago

I'm imagining RuthCarter saying the last paragraph to a 5 year old.

Isn't it remarkable that Weird Al's career has outlasted that of so many major bands' and artists'? by SoftPoreCornin self

[–]faceplain 1 point2 points ago

Give some credit to his musical accompaniment as well! I'm sure they have to have a broad genre (gender?) capability.

I'm 30 and I still can't watch the scene where the horse sinks into the mud in the Neverending Story. Which movie scene still haunts you from your childhood? by mattygrahamin AskReddit

[–]faceplain 0 points1 point ago

The whole ass-to-ass sex party scene really freaked me out. Something about doing such a degrading act just for some drugs. I took a long shower after seeing that movie.

World record for Reddit.com by e4Montagesin videos

[–]faceplain -2 points-1 points ago

Ok :D

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