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Mother's Day Craft Ideas for Mom's of Young Children? by emptyfuncin Parenting

[–]emptyfunc[S] 0 points1 point ago

oh I know what it is... it has stolen my wife!!! The only times I've pulled it up the front page was covered with shirtless men. ;)

Infant Discomfort Index: a chart my husband made after the birth of our sons by smaptein Parenting

[–]emptyfunc 7 points8 points ago

OP, these people are liars. My 3rd child is 1 week old. Don't believe a word they say!

He's Jonathan Safran Foer. Ask him anything. by kickme444in IAmA

[–]emptyfunc 1 point2 points ago

Of your books I have only read Everything is Illuminated. What's up with the obsession with sex in that book?

Reddit, you know what one meal you cook all the time because it's so easy and delicious? Tell us what it is. by Exinin AskReddit

[–]emptyfunc 0 points1 point ago

TIL there is something called a rice cooker.

Can't even get a crappy job in a call center? Maybe it's because companies are using inmates to fill positions at $0.50/hour by scientologist2in news

[–]emptyfunc 1 point2 points ago

The key point here is regarding the jobs. I've had direct interactions with one of the companies mentioned in the article. I wasn't a huge fan of their work but it was better than the quality my company has seen when we have tried similar things with companies based out of India for example.

The only reason these companies can stay competitive is b/c of the inexpensive prison labor. If they ditched the prison labor and hired people that they had to pay at least minimum wage their costs would go up, they would lose all of their contracts and the business would move offshore.

My 4 year old's illustration of our family. Should I be concerned? by emptyfuncin pics

[–]emptyfunc[S] 0 points1 point ago

He says those are mohawks... not anennae

Have any of you actually seen this movie? by emptyfuncin WTF

[–]emptyfunc[S] 51 points52 points ago

...if so, is it as wtf as the description suggests?

My 4 year old's illustration of our family. Should I be concerned? by emptyfuncin pics

[–]emptyfunc[S] 0 points1 point ago

Hey! That's our boston terrier!!!

My 4 year old's illustration of our family. Should I be concerned? by emptyfuncin pics

[–]emptyfunc[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm trying to figure out why only one of us is depicted as shirtless with a massive bellybutton.

TOP ALBUMS OF 2011 AS VOTED BY REDDIT (voting now!) by nevonain Music

[–]emptyfunc 1 point2 points ago

This. I listened to this album 5 times more than all other albums put together this year (and I was not really a Decemberists fan before this). June Hymn is an absolutely perfect song.

What is the most inappropriate answer you've ever given in an interview? by Mellowdein AskReddit

[–]emptyfunc 2 points3 points ago

This one came from someone I was interviewing...

I was closing the interview and asked something like "is there anything else about you that you want me to know?"

He answered by saying "I am the kind of guy who grabs the bull by the balls."

My reaction to Arsenal's 2011 summer transfer activity by emptyfuncin soccer

[–]emptyfunc[S] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I realize this is kind of like first world problems compared to some clubs but no Arsenal fan can actually be happy about what we shipped out and what we replaced it with.

Arsenal FC to cover the cost of a match ticket at a future Barclays Premier League away game, as a thanks for being fantastic fans by bnfdslin soccer

[–]emptyfunc 3 points4 points ago

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I'm an Arsenal fan too... But you are in denial.

If you park like this... by emptyfuncin funny

[–]emptyfunc[S] 0 points1 point ago

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gah! fail!

I swear I put it in there :(

Terms agreed with Manchester City for Nasri. by thebrainroomin soccer

[–]emptyfunc 6 points7 points ago

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For this Arsenal fan it's less about Nasri and any ill will towards him and more about the fact that we've sold our two most creative players and only brought in kids.

Target Employees Confused By Phrase "On the Verge" by emptyfuncin Music

[–]emptyfunc[S] 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Sadly the albums right below this really were artists that could be considered on the verge... so someone knew what the phrase meant.

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