I know i'm late to the bandwagon on this one, but just picked up Starcraft.

ehopkins · 1 day

RTS with a controller was a terrible idea.

Abitlessknown · 2 days

I wouldn't notice until I really took an interest in you, which I wouldn't unless you showed some sign of interest. Sorta a win win for you.

febrytqq · 2 days

Do this-get laid

steelgina · 2 days

Oh NO! Your sister is dating Scum Bag Steve!

earwigy1990 · 2 days

Oh no, it's on the contacts still. It wasn't fully neutralized but the neutralizing case. It didn't screw up my eyes or anything just burnt and made them red. They are out now (and I am in my glasses) but I need to figure out how to get the apparent leftover peroxide off the contacts so I can wear them again. I put them in a container of saline and hoping it does the trick but I don't know.

v4vendetta · 2 days

Fuck em!

earwigy1990 · 2 days

Ohhhhhhhhhh my bad brother! Yeah I had dislexia and made the brackets and parentheses mixed up lol. I'm on my phone so it was a pain.

earwigy1990 · 2 days

Actually not. Original pic in my phone. It was done with electrical tape.

earwigy1990 · 2 days

okay

eafkuor · 3 days

Anyone who is not an adult wants to be an adult. Prom is like the first time these "kids" get to experience dressing to the 9's. It's kind of like the stereotypical rich people parties for highschoolers. Makes them feel important, rolling up in limos and such. My thought process at my prom 4 years ago.

Bxr122821 · 3 days

He always looks like he smells something rancid.

thatsmytrunks · 4 days

TAKE MY MONEY!

ctolsen · 4 days

Literally laughed out loud when I saw this! Great choice.

Dr_Disaster · 4 days

Looks good man. Works with your body type and skin color very well. Kudos. I wish I could pull it off.

Guicastelhone · 4 days

Exactly what I thought. I had to read it out loud like 3 times haha!

earwigy1990 · 4 days

Exactly how I am. http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/did-we-just-become-best-friends-yep.gif

earwigy1990 · 4 days

I put the Awksome because I have severe social anxiety and hosting a meet up was my way of trying to get over it. I was really nervous but it turned out okay, with the exception of the 5th wheel thing. I wasn't untalked to all night, there was just a period of time where i sat there sipping my beer with two convos going on to my left and to my right.

earwigy1990 · 5 days

Bummer man I'm aorry

earwigy1990 · 5 days

Thats awesome. They all had my numbe but 14 people said they were coming only 5 showed. One left early and the other four broke up into two groups and talked to eachother and I sat literally between both in complete silence lol

morallygrey · 5 days

My dream bike. PLEASE don't kill yourself, or the bike!

Bucky_Goldstein · 7 days

Did something like this the other day. Some dumb chick and her friend were driving side by side of a motorcycle. They didnt see him and started to merge. The cycle rider sped up dodging them. They began tailgating him and pulling back over and over (the driver was doing her makeup) when there was an opening, I sped up got I between them and slowed down very quickly giving the motorbrother a head start and get far away. Bitch messed up her make up and gave me the 3rd and I laughed and sped off.

earwigy1990

TROPHY CASE

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