Rick Santorum... Can't We all just agree on this?

ref6738 · 3 months

But I don't want to fuck this guy...

Kidding aside, he frightens me greatly. It really concerns me that there is a segment of the population that ardently supports him.

lallenlowe · 3 months

Showing way too much teeth. LOVE TEETH.

smififty · 3 months

I have IBS and during a high school math exam, I needed to poop. I asked my teacher if I could use the restroom and she said I couldn't without turning in my exam first. About ten seconds into deeply thinking about the cost and benefits of any action, I turned in my exam, and bolted to the nearest potty.

I ended up getting a D- on the exam. The teacher called me over and asked, "What happened?" (At this time I had a 95% in the class) I told her that she gave me ultimatum and I decided to not commit public indecency in the classroom.

I still don't understand why k-12 students are expected to ask permission to use restrooms.

Wolfszeit · 3 months

with superglue, this is simple to recreate

ajaco92 · 4 months

judging from the number of commercials, they're also going to think erectile dysfunction medicine was a dietary staple.

dumbkin · 4 months

I replied to the winner in this thread, but I'll be sure to add it to the original post. Thanks for reminding me!

kevbutt · 4 months

How a bigger hard drive allows you to have more programs, pictures, music, etc.

I had trouble explaining it until I told her it was like going to the mall with a single huge shopping bag as opposed to just a purse and how the shopping bag would allow you to buy and carry more items.

dumbkin · 4 months

Congrats! You are the winner!!! I've added you to my friends list so I can send you HL2:EP2 as a gift on steam. Thanks for playing!

dumbkin · 5 months

it's like the expendables with only women

moismyfriend · 5 months

What happens when an asian guy with a boner walks into a wall?

He breaks his nose.

porkdrunk522 · 5 months

My mom made me sit in the bathroom alone with the lights off for playing carnival games an amusement park. The problem was whenever she let me out of the dark bathroom my eyes had trouble adjusting to light so she would start yelling at me for falling asleep and told me to go back in. I spent more than 5 hours there as a result.

bubbasmi · 6 months

my poop is warm...

2001greatestyear · 6 months

This would be perfect if Perry were president and he were merely forgetting the department he had just destroyed. And by perfect I mean I'd be moving to Canada.

HeyItsOlivia · 7 months

Whatever's stopping me from gaining my time-travel abilities.

pahlmitchell · 9 months

Yes please, because I am in graduate school and still am confused by it.

dumbkin · 9 months

That's a good point. I've never thought of it as someone gaining decision making skills. Thanks for that!

dumbkin · 9 months

I find it very interesting that you feel I'm judging therapy when I bring arguments for both sides. They are literally on top of each other. I am concerned for your inability to read.

fluff_on_everything · 9 months

ah you think so? I really like using it despite its faults. But that might be because it's open source so I feel like I'm helping out the "good guys" by using it.

fluff_on_everything · 9 months

When my sister got a netbook I uninstalled the Microsoft Office trial version and installed OpenOffice instead. As I was uninstalling Microsoft Office she started screaming (she's 26) about how she needed to use it and I just deleted one of the most important programs in the world.

This is also the same fool who got mad at my cousin and me for moving a dresser up a flight of stairs by taking out the drawers first. She wanted us to keep all the drawers inside and lift it up the stairs.

dumbkin · 10 months

I don't really understand what the "colyte" is for (mine is Nulytely btw). I figure that if you take some laxatives and drink water all day it would clean everything out. Do you know how the stuff works?

dumbkin · 10 months

touché

dumbkin · 10 months

Why do you think the doctor is a dick? That's not very kind, you know.

dumbkin · 10 months

Perhaps my sarcasm wasn't as clear as I would've hoped in my entry. Shall I employ your method of using exclamation marks!? I think I shall! Thanks for your suggestion!

fyi I don't think that the doc is high and mighty. I recognize what he is doing for his patients and am very grateful for it. Just trying to add some levity to an otherwise harrowing situation.

dumbkin · 10 months

Yea, I was looking up how the laxatives work (it's called Dulcolax). It said that if I take a certain amount I should be careful because of sudden and intense reactions. I mean, I already know how they work but reading about it makes it sound even more frightening, I suppose.

dumbkin

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