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Reddit, what's the snarkiest, wittiest way to respond to being catcalled? by FionnaTehHumanin AskReddit

[–]drinkandreddit 0 points1 point ago

True. Most 15 year olds have nice asses. All that baby fat. It was a silly question.

What has made you realize "yep, I'd be a shitty parent" by Truanin AskReddit

[–]drinkandreddit 6 points7 points ago

You are an evil genius.

What is the most fucked up thing you have ever seen or heard of done to a prospective groom or bride at a bachelor/bachelorette party? by jethrontexin AskReddit

[–]drinkandreddit 2 points3 points ago

Been there. Done that. Only it was a cute chick wearing what looked like a cross between a head scarf and a hijab. Something about it made me think she was a nun (I know, makes no sense, but it was just the impression I had.). It made me even more uncomfortable than I already was with the burning sensation in my urethra from the goddamn Q-Tip.

Incredibly Photogenic Dutch Cop by mvhoutein pics

[–]drinkandreddit -5 points-4 points ago

Did that fucker ever get punished?

What is the saddest thing you've ever witnessed? by RastaMomin AskReddit

[–]drinkandreddit 24 points25 points ago

Okay, done with this now.

What kind of person does this? They didn't even take anything. by rushpongledin WTF

[–]drinkandreddit 2 points3 points ago

I had my back window shattered by a rock blown off a building in a storm. You'll be finding little glass pieces for months. Be incredibly thorough when vacuuming it, and then do it again. Mine shattered all over my kids' cars seats. ಠ_ಠ

What "amazing fact" or colloquialism do you know is actually wrong, and you're sick of correcting people about it? by TestZeroin AskReddit

[–]drinkandreddit 0 points1 point ago

Oh, come on. Do you really know anyone who thought the Eskimos had lots of different words for generic snow? It's just easier to say "Eskimos have lots of different words for snow" and mean the different types of snow.

What's one instance of sexual exploration that you instantly regretted? by InstantPeeRegretin AskReddit

[–]drinkandreddit 0 points1 point ago

Yes. Kids, stay the fuck away from exfoliating soap.

Zimmerman medical report shows he had a broken nose, two black eyes and multiple lacerations on his head after suffering attack by Trayvon Martin by ethicalkingin news

[–]drinkandreddit 0 points1 point ago

I know, but oftentimes people have a "family doctor" they've been going to their whole lives, so there's a deep relationship formed. Who knows.

Is France really hated in the USA ? by SThorin AskReddit

[–]drinkandreddit 1 point2 points ago

Ebonics, yo.

American Redditors, I am interested in learning about rivalry between states. Does it exist? by trololliesin AskReddit

[–]drinkandreddit 1 point2 points ago

If you put your turn signal on, people will speed up to block you. Only put your turn signal on as you're changing lanes. Hopefully this will help the tourists who come here.

Also, we can't merge because we're all assholes apparently who feel that yes, our lane should be allowed 2-3 cars in the merge before one from the other lane.

American Redditors, I am interested in learning about rivalry between states. Does it exist? by trololliesin AskReddit

[–]drinkandreddit 2 points3 points ago

You might have been okay if you had stopped at the first paragraph. Richmond University is a gorgeous campus, btw.

How the Escrow Account will Work by citizenpoliticianin redditisland

[–]drinkandreddit 2 points3 points ago

Good work. This does seem like the best way to move forward. It's a low risk way too see just what kind of money figure we can come up with. When the Escrow is finalized, be sure to announce it to Reddit at large to gain some attention.

Hopefully the creation of an account and initial deposit is fairly painless....

My friend was killed by the headless horseman's horse's ass. by rmg22893in skyrim

[–]drinkandreddit -1 points0 points ago*

He was going for transcendent I think, which would have been acceptable.

EDIT: Why the fucking downvotes? Am I wrong? kShade updated his post. It used to say "transended" I believe.

What's the creepiest thing you know about your neighbor? by philtomatoin AskReddit

[–]drinkandreddit 1 point2 points ago

WTF? Now we gotta ask them for ID to check their age?

Hey reddit! There's been a crap ton of depressing threads lately so let's cheer each other up! What do you have that you're thankful for? by NoodleNinja13in AskReddit

[–]drinkandreddit 1 point2 points ago

You lucky dog. She just looks like one of those rare creatures: a beautiful woman who is really, deep down, a nice person.

UPDATE: Someone reported me to the Child protective services by Hiphoppingtonin AskReddit

[–]drinkandreddit 2 points3 points ago

More crazy MIL stories please! You must have a trove if the bitch did that.

Reddit, you can have one superpower. What is it and why? by Source_of_Madnessin AskReddit

[–]drinkandreddit 0 points1 point ago

Hmm... true:

As originally conceived and presented in his early stories, Superman's powers were relatively limited, consisting of superhuman strength that allowed him to lift a car over his head, run at amazing speeds and leap one-eighth of a mile, as well as an incredibly dense body structure that could be pierced by nothing less than an exploding artillery shell.[98] Siegel and Shuster compared his strength and leaping abilities to an ant and a grasshopper.[99] When making the cartoons, the Fleischer Brothers found it difficult to keep animating him leaping and requested to DC to change his ability to flying; this was an especially convenient concept for short films, which would have otherwise had to waste precious running time moving earthbound Clark Kent from place to place.[100] Writers gradually increased his powers to larger extents during the Silver Age, in which Superman could fly to other worlds and galaxies and even across universes with relative ease.[98]

Peekaboo by ghostofanimusin pics

[–]drinkandreddit 1 point2 points ago

When did we all become 14 year old pubescent boys who get off from the slightest bit of cleavage?

Uh, that goes away?

Reddit, you can have one superpower. What is it and why? by Source_of_Madnessin AskReddit

[–]drinkandreddit 0 points1 point ago

fly by jumping like Superman?? WTF? Did they mean the Hulk maybe?

This red car parks directly on top of the line every day. It just became a matter of principle. by mrdizzyin pics

[–]drinkandreddit 0 points1 point ago

Every. Single One. I've seen. I commute in and out of Old Town Alexandria, so I see several a day... for the past 4 years. Every. Single. One. That's a pretty good sampling.

This red car parks directly on top of the line every day. It just became a matter of principle. by mrdizzyin pics

[–]drinkandreddit 16 points17 points ago

Accelerating too quickly, losing traction, and over-reacting.

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