Without a doubt, the coolest (and most unexpected) gift I've ever received. A 1912 Victrola. Thanks grandpa!

misterquin · 2 days

I've got the same one! Family heirloom from my dad's side. We should roll up to a bus stop together playing some kick ass vinyls. Then, when it gets to the breakdown, we open the volume doors on the top and let that cacophony resound!

theknightwhosays_nee · 3 days

Work.

dpshakyamuni · 6 days

2 more shots for you:

http://i.imgur.com/uOQKU.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Hn5yU.jpg

sumsh · 9 days

I think it might have been one of the Lethal Weapon movie: "Jesus Christ what a fucking nightmare." "Judas Priest what a flipping nightmare."

The line was very Moss before there was Moss.

pseudosara · 19 days

When I was in college I spent a semester abroad. In the middle of the semester I went backpacking around Europe for a few weeks. Every country I went to I made it a point to e-mail my parents to let them know where I was, hotel info., contact info., etc. After a week of sending e-mails and not hearing anything back from them I got upset and sent them an angry e-mail.

The response I got was that they didn't know I could get their e-mails since I was moving from country to country. They were waiting until I got back to my university so that I could receive the e-mail at my "home" address.

Digital_Monster · 26 days

False: There were many examples of this happening throughout NYC during the power outage in 2003.

Arrow156 · 29 days

I don't know why but every time I see this headline on my front page I think it says seven-in-ten burritos.

TheHeadphoneJack · 1 month

Success! Score one for the gamers!

TheHeadphoneJack · 1 month

Please update with GF's reaction. Love to hear how it went over.

t3itguy · 1 month

Stuck on an island with Edward Cullen.

...

See if he sparkles from the inside.

NotTart5 · 1 month

You should immediately begin practicing your teleportation abilities. If Nightcrawler's got the same hand as you you've got the same genetic link to teleport as him.

RWE03 · 1 month

As a history teacher I can't help but notice this guy teaches math while the bad teacher apparently is in charge of my subject.

WTF.

Shake343 · 1 month

The nails came in handy a lot in those days. He's be tied up and use his fingernails to slowly saw the bonds apart, things like that. I don't remember them using the word manicure before. I think that's a joke in this panel. His nails were tipped with diamonds, coating the surface. Manicure is more of a pun here.

Retreaux · 1 month

I don't think Batman would approve of this.

pluspluskid · 1 month

My wife and I talk about this a lot actually. Didn't like him as president but I would totally hang out with that human being. Seems to have a good sense of humor.

vd199755 · 1 month

Let this be a lesson to all future ragers: Avoid the lime green text.

dpshakyamuni · 1 month

Damn right. You should see her not pregnant.

dpshakyamuni · 2 months

Yes, our lives will be much easier than Game of Thrones.

dpshakyamuni · 2 months

dpshakyamuni · 2 months

Congratulations to you both. Glad to know we can make people smile. :)

dpshakyamuni · 2 months

Hahaha. Starting with "just sent your wife a message" probably wasn't the best way to convince you're not a stalker.

Thanks for the congrats! :)

dpshakyamuni · 2 months

I remember this joke but I can't remember the sauce.

dpshakyamuni · 2 months

I am both touched and horribly, horribly frightened by this post.

dpshakyamuni · 2 months

Funny, didn't think of it that way. Although we ARE in their hemisphere at the moment (just not the Southern one).

dpshakyamuni

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