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Dear Reddit, what are your favorite euphemisms? by ThisSeemsReasonablein AskReddit

[–]dieyoubastards 50 points51 points ago

It's "la petite mort", death is feminine.

Dear Reddit, what are your favorite euphemisms? by ThisSeemsReasonablein AskReddit

[–]dieyoubastards -2 points-1 points ago

"Sweating like a chav in a maths exam"

Anyone else still awake because it's too hot to sleep? by jimothyjimin unitedkingdom

[–]dieyoubastards 9 points10 points ago

I'm a British expat in Spain, none of you have any idea.

I really wish this wasn't true... by Johnnyashin movies

[–]dieyoubastards 4 points5 points ago

I really wish it was in my DVD player right now

Do you ever go the bathroom, just to wipe your ass? by hattalkin AskReddit

[–]dieyoubastards 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this clearly against the DAE rule?

Best Ubuntu-compatible laptop for around £500? ($785) by jonesey95in Ubuntu

[–]dieyoubastards -6 points-5 points ago

Just so you know, every laptop in the world is Ubuntu-compatible.

Grand Old Party - Set of butt plugs shaped and sized according to republican candidates' approval ratings by dieyoubastardsin shutupandtakemymoney

[–]dieyoubastards[S] 2 points3 points ago

I'll tag it NSFW if anyone thinks I should

EDIT: Also I have no idea what's up with the icon

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Grand Old Party - Set of butt plugs shaped and sized according to republican candidates' approval ratings (mepler.com)

submitted ago by dieyoubastards to shutupandtakemymoney

Nikola Tesla Wasn't God And Thomas Edison Wasn't The Devil - Forbes by shatteredmindofbobin TrueReddit

[–]dieyoubastards 7 points8 points ago

I mean, this is all anecdotal, but I'm British and I'd heard a lot about Edison growing up, and hadn't even heard about Tesla until I saw the movie Coffee and Cigarettes when I was 18 or so.

So I was trying to show my son the scale of the universe and this happened... by HydroDragonin google

[–]dieyoubastards 0 points1 point ago

Backyard As-

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Epic time-lapse map of Europe [video] (youtu.be)

submitted ago by dieyoubastards to MapPorn

prince harry song - to the tune of 'prince Ali' from Aladdin. by stonedpocketsin unitedkingdom

[–]dieyoubastards 0 points1 point ago

It's in the sequel remember

Energy companies hide their profits by having confusing accounts. OFGEM commissioned a report on how to clear this up, and then OFGEM rejected 6 out of 8 proposals. Whose side are they on? Apparently not on ours. by LogJamAxein unitedkingdom

[–]dieyoubastards 0 points1 point ago

Maybe 6 of the proposals were shitty and two of them worked

That's it I am going Cwmbran by microsnakeyin unitedkingdom

[–]dieyoubastards 6 points7 points ago

What happened to the others? I'm sure there were more members of GLC

'The Avengers' has made $ 1 billion - can it become the highest earning movie ever? by mathiasvdbin movies

[–]dieyoubastards -2 points-1 points ago

Probably. Who cares? Inflation means that every few years a popular film will inevitably take the all-time record. Also the Avengers has been helped out by being in 3D and IMAX in many places - ticket prices can be as high as, what, $20-25?

Japan: Making your nightmares larger than life. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU by bi-furiousin WTF

[–]dieyoubastards 2 points3 points ago

You want to see something really WTF? Here's Sadako throwing the ceremonial first pitch in a Japanese baseball game

You are given $1 for every person you have had sex with. What would/could you buy? Go! by Macaframain AskReddit

[–]dieyoubastards 0 points1 point ago

*Pretty much any country

What is the most WTF gif you've ever come across? (possibly NSFW) by r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCKin AskReddit

[–]dieyoubastards 1 point2 points ago

Is it from an Animal Farm adaptation?

Simon Amstell - Do Nothing Live by llaanncceein StandUpComedy

[–]dieyoubastards 0 points1 point ago

It's so weird, I was just watching Simon Amstell clips an hour ago! Didn't see this whole bit though. Good stuff!

Which directors do you think have been the biggest disappointment in terms of early promise/recent mediocrities? by OrSomethingin movies

[–]dieyoubastards 30 points31 points ago

For sure M. Night Shyamalan. 6th sense was superb, and then his films got very gradually shittier until everything he makes now is awful.

Dear Reddit, What is your best "would you rather..." scenario? Possibly NSFW by aharreldin AskReddit

[–]dieyoubastards 37 points38 points ago

What is the matter with people

Reddit, what is your least favorite commercial/advertisement that you still happen to see everywhere? by torches4lifein AskReddit

[–]dieyoubastards 2 points3 points ago

Are you British? You can't possibly have that awful advert in the US as well, it has to just be us.

Last night at a party in London I met a (very friendly) guy from New York called Randy Bender. He didn't understand why it was funny to us Brits Do any Americans? by LondonDavein AskReddit

[–]dieyoubastards 17 points18 points ago*

I so hope this is real. Can it seriously be real? I can't stop laughing, it's so unfortunate! Just imagining a guy going around London Saying "Hello, my name is Randy Bender". Hahahahaha

The Stone Age in Switzerland... by gregKin pics

[–]dieyoubastards 1 point2 points ago

Ta geule

The Stone Age in Switzerland... by gregKin pics

[–]dieyoubastards 0 points1 point ago

French Army Knife

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