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Simply beautiful (re-post; original link is dead) (sensualarousalblog.com)

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Why are the titles in /r/worldnews always so long? (self.AskReddit)

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Forever a phone (imgur.com)

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I just died and now I'm not alive anymore. Anyone else been through this? (self.circlejerk)

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China military budget tops $100bn; rise by 11.2% in 2012 by urimanin worldnews

[–]diamondtech 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for keeping the title of your post short. Most post titles in r/worldnews are ridiculously long.

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I accidentally tapped the "pass" button instead of the "shuffle" button on Words With Friends. (self.firstworldproblems)

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I took a chronometric scan of a tiger and used the Fractalius formula on its face. Now my spatiotemporal perception is also fractalized. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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My cybernetic implant changes beta brain waves to alpha brain waves, making me seem more amused than I actually am. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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ORION ALL THE THINGS!!! (imgur.com)

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My 13 year old son pulled a knife on me, his Dad, after he got mad for telling him to stop being rough with his brother. by dadissadin AskReddit

[–]diamondtech -2 points-1 points ago

But his life got flipped, turned upside-down.

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What are some four letter acronyms, in the style of "TL;DR", that are commonly used on Reddit? (self.AskReddit)

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Have any women ever transitioned from r/amiugly to r/gonewild? (self.gonewild)

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These three things always happen in exactly the same year: a leap year, the Summer Olympics, and a United States presidential election. Cool. (self.self)

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Fun Fact by PrometheusGXXin trees

[–]diamondtech 0 points1 point ago

Here's what I don't get: if Hearst and others knew that hemp was so efficient and profitable, why didn't he just add hemp to his business? He owned a lumber business; why didn't he just diversify and turn it into a lumber and hemp business? Seems easier than publishing all that propaganda.

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█▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄ ▄▄▄█ ██ ▄█▀ ▀█▄ ▄█▄ UPVOTE TO PLAY TETRIS! (self.circlejerk)

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With a budget of $0 this is better than most stuff you see on TV and movies today. And pretty awesome besides. by thebrandonin videos

[–]diamondtech 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, it couldn't have been literally $0. They had to buy video cameras and CGI animation software, at the very least. But I can understand what the OP meant. It has a limited budget, but looks great.

My first thought every time I see something like this on TV by NonsensicalMutationin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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On Lost, they found razors and shaving cream in the hatch. Maybe they even found tampons there, too.

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IAMA GUY WHO MADE THE FRONT PAGE OF REDDIT. AMA. (self.circlejerk)

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Optical Illusion fail by fahdadin funny

[–]diamondtech 14 points15 points ago

Right. They did it in Inception. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUzBIR-dOwg

MPAA Directly & Publicly Threatens Politicians Who Aren't Corrupt Enough To Stay Bought by kimmel_in movies

[–]diamondtech 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to see Obama issue an official response to Chris Dodd, saying something like, "Fine. Don't write me a check. We'll pass the legislation that's best for the American people, and I'll run my own campaign without your money."

What I imagine an r/Christianity rage comic would be like by FatTristanin atheism

[–]diamondtech 0 points1 point ago

I suppose that's true. The original is funny because it's a quick, short punchline.

If the last panel was changed to that, then it would basically be saying, "The Bible, history, philosophy, and personal experiences prove that Jesus existed." To me, that's still silly, in the same way that "Because of the Bible!" is silly.

Can you explain to me how, in your point of view, the combination of the Bible with these other things proves the existence of Jesus?

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Can someone please explain r/pickle to me? No, really. Can we set the joking aside and have a serious discussion about it? (self.AskReddit)

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What I imagine an r/Christianity rage comic would be like by FatTristanin atheism

[–]diamondtech 0 points1 point ago

OK, so, let's say this comic's last panel didn't say "Um... the Bible!" Instead, let's say the last panel said:

"Um... the Bible, combined with history, philosophy and our personal experiences!"

In that case, would you no longer be saddened by the comic?

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My cell phone has auto-correct, but I accidentally added "thay" to the phone's dictionary, so now it won't auto-correct "thay" to "that". (self.firstworldproblems)

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The seeds in my hummus look like bugs. (self.firstworldproblems)

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