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KazakTheSpaceDog · 2 months

hardcore.

WrittenRage · 3 months

you will do listen to my sound advice, or you will not receive the anonymous reinforcement of your self image that you desire.

WrittenRage · 3 months

you don't look like you're a teenager anymore, so you should probably get rid of that stupid ass ring in your lip.

dervitz · 3 months

what would this look like if just happen to be staring at the night sky while it occurred?

AlrightStopHammatime · 3 months

oooh, he's going to fuck up your house when you leave.

dervitz · 3 months

yeah, I got a hard drive full of beastiality and tranny porn that I'm so not into.

dervitz · 3 months

didn't even know there was that much anime out there.

payphone101 · 3 months

i'm calling BS, how does an adult piss their pants? I cant understand it....i mean, sometimes you really have to go, and it can be extremely uncomfortable, but it doesn't just start dripping out.

opiate4thesheepl · 3 months

home is where the desktop is.

kempo666 · 3 months

yeah I watched the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen and Steve-O was one of the roasters. He did some mediocre jokes (he's just not that great of a comedian) and then did some half-assed stunts where he dove into Mike Tyson's fist........it was really painful to watch (and not because of the physical aspect of it).

He seems dead behind the eyes now.

oybeas · 3 months

Don't forget his amazing performance as Dr. Rex / The Cobra Commander in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009).

karen4the6th · 3 months

fuck, im tired of every mother fucker who wants to run for some political position coming to reddit to do an AMA. We all know they are just doing it for publicity, and exploiting reddits massive base of followers.

Gawkes · 3 months

props.

scorecardup · 3 months

lol you sir, are terrible...

terribly funny that is, have an upvote.

dervitz · 3 months

well, they are on my professors website, and they require a login and password that she gave us on the first day of class.....part of me thinks that it may be unwise to post that info on the internet, if it somehow got back to me, i dont think she would be happy.

on a side note they are actually videos, basically she uses powerpoint slides, they are .swf files, but im really only concerned with the audio.

scaryballoonman · 3 months

some guys genuinely just don't like doing it, the rest of is just say that when it smells bad or is too hairy.

Make sure you're hygiene is in order, then a find a guy.

neoknifes · 3 months

take your uncle, gotta respect the family, especially if you're Asian, and even more so if said uncle has helped out the family as much as you say.

If your Gf doesn't understand this, you're probably better off without her.

mickduncher · 3 months

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.

Except I'd make it entertaining and funny.

SadieR13 · 3 months

personally, I'd just let it be, though I would probably get in contact with her just to let her know that I knew she lied, and engaged in academic dishonesty.

If she's at all a decent person, she will be at least somewhat embarrassed you essentially caught her cheating (albeit a little late), Even if there aren't any repercussions for her at this point, it still sucks getting caught being a liar/cheater/dishonest person.

I'd probably send an e-mail that went something like, 'Hey, I have no intentions of pursuing this other than writing this e-mail, but I just got around to reading your report and we both know its totally fabricated. I think it's incredibly unprofessional and unethical that you obtained your Masters in such a manner, and you should be ashamed.

have a nice life.'

Stupidconspiracies · 3 months

Armageddon (the movie).

dervitz · 3 months

you get the fuck off of reddit and dont EVER come back, you son of a bitch.

lna4print · 3 months

And the verdict? Disgusting, right?

dervitz

TROPHY CASE

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