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[March 7th, 2010] Fortune cookies, meter cases, and off-putting sexual experiences

davega7 3 points4 points 2 days ago[-]

I'm not sure about that particular case, but I contacted my brother this morning to ask if that could/would ever happen. He's been involved with their mentoring program for a while now, and he said sometimes it does happen. FWIW, he's in the Nevada area.

"What the fuck is that? An outdoor fireplace?"

davega7 0 points1 point 2 days ago[-]

It's been a long time since my jaw has dropped open the way it did for that movie, I cried too.

Btw, you ask your brother if people in Russia have ever had Sarah Palin sightings from their back yards :).

Smile

davega7 2 points3 points 2 days ago[-]

That seems more plausible. The only way I could make any sort of animal out of that is if I turn my head to the right. Then it kinda looks like a bunny peeking over an invisible fence.

"What the fuck is that? An outdoor fireplace?"

davega7 1 point2 points 2 days ago[-]

The other day we watched a movie called The Boy in the Striped Pajamas. Good movie, but when he immediately asked me to look for more WWII movies on Netflix, I wondered if that was a good thing or a bad one. I suppose there are worse things he could be curious about, but I've never known a child to be that obsessed with one very specific area of history, so it's a little weird.

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davega7 0 points1 point 3 days ago[-]

Ok, what does that emoticon mean? I tried looking it up, but didn't find anything.

The other day my son asked me what it was, and all I could do was laugh and say I didn't know, but every time I see it I think of balls.

Jamie Smart says goodbye... Sorry...I think I have something in my eye...

davega7 3 points4 points 3 days ago[-]

it's like, aren't we a family?

It's not that they don't view you as family, or any less important than people they would ask, it's just that as a parent you're the one used to taking care of them, and it's hard to ask for help.

I'm a mom of 5; my oldest is 19 and lives somewhere else. In the past couple of weeks, I've been really sick. A few days back I happened to wake up coughing a lung up and noticed I had gotten a text. It was 2:45am, and it was my daughter. She was saying she hoped I was feeling better, and how much she loved me, etc. I had a warm and fuzzy moment, until I looked at the time, and realized that instead of going straight to bed after she'd gotten off work, she had texted me first....and for some reason I felt guilty. Like, she shouldn't have to take time to worry about me, she should be in bed. Then a few days later, my car ends up in the shop, and we have no way to get into town to the pharmacy. So I desperately try to think of other options before I have to make the dreaded call and say "Hey honey, I need to get to the store, I'm really sorry to bug you, and I know you have plans, but is there any way you can take me? I'll be as quick as I can." She had no problem with it, but for some reason, even as I type this out, I get that little knot of dread in my stomach.

Can't explain it; just happens.

The IAMA by the person saying he is in Big Brother's Big Sister's is FAKE, BBBS does not match Men with Little Sisters.

davega7 2 points3 points 3 days ago[-]

I don't know if my brother was specifically asked for his account info, but I do know that one time he said he censors some of what he says on FB because there are some BB people on his list. At the time I assumed he just added others he knew from his area to his page.

The IAMA by the person saying he is in Big Brother's Big Sister's is FAKE, BBBS does not match Men with Little Sisters.

davega7 8 points9 points 3 days ago[-]

My brother and his wife mentor an 11-yr old boy. My brother really wanted to help out, but he said no matter what the sex of the child, he felt safer if his wife could help out alongside him, so it would lessen the chances of any false accusations.

"What the fuck is that? An outdoor fireplace?"

davega7 6 points7 points 3 days ago* [-]

My son will never have this problem. For some inexplicable reason he has become obsessed with World War II, and any movies related to it. Well, I suppose I noticed it more after I let him watch Schindler's List a while back (he's 12). Now every time we see anything related to the holocaust he says he wishes he could go back in time and kill Hitler. One day I finally said "everybody kills Hitler on their first trip", but he didn't get it.

Hey guys, the top voted comment will be included in my high school valedictorian speech. That is all.

davega7 2 points3 points 3 days ago[-]

And after a few seconds of them going nuts, he can say in Conan's voice "Be cool my babies".

Hey guys, the top voted comment will be included in my high school valedictorian speech. That is all.

davega7 2 points3 points 3 days ago[-]

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Hey guys, the top voted comment will be included in my high school valedictorian speech. That is all.

davega7 8 points9 points 3 days ago[-]

And to our parents who supported us through this phase of our lives, from the bottom of our hearts, thank you. We're never going to give you up, we're never going to let you down, we will never run around and desert you......

What is the most off-putting thing that has happened to you during sex?

davega7 6 points7 points 3 days ago* [-]

It's ok, she only spelled like mac and cheese, not smelled like it.

Washing Dishes the Geek Way

davega7 1 point2 points 4 days ago[-]

That would be handy, but $50 seems a little steep. I don't even like paying $10 or so for rubbermaid ones.

Our roommate is always super secretive about his room and even installed special locks so no one can go inside. He went out of town and forgot to lock his door...THIS is what we found. We are posting these to shame him into cleaning his area. (More pics inside)

davega7 0 points1 point 4 days ago[-]

But they follow the laws of the area. I've seen them take a recess on numerous occasions to check on the laws of the particular the landlord/renter in question, then make a ruling accordingly.

I've seen bad web sites, and I've seen terrible web sites. But I've never seen something that made me want to scrub my eyes with floor cleaner as much as this site.

davega7 0 points1 point 4 days ago* [-]

I saw those. Guess I chose the right one because when I voted it took me to the poll results. I don't remember the actual numbers, but in a shocking twist most people said the site needed help.

I've seen bad web sites, and I've seen terrible web sites. But I've never seen something that made me want to scrub my eyes with floor cleaner as much as this site.

davega7 0 points1 point 4 days ago[-]

I have a friend who's getting married and tried on dresses today. I sent her that site. She probably won't thank me.

Redditors: I took this morality test many years ago, and my friends & I argued about it for DAYS. Try it yourself and make your case in the comments.

davega7 1 point2 points 4 days ago[-]

Robin Hood was just a fuckin' dick.

This is true. I had the sheriff and robin hood switched, but now that I see your reasoning, I think I like your answer better. Then again, Robin sorta had a right to be mad, and maybe he'd regret his little bitch fit later.

Hell, I dunno. I'm so confused.

Redditors: I took this morality test many years ago, and my friends & I argued about it for DAYS. Try it yourself and make your case in the comments.

davega7 3 points4 points 4 days ago[-]

1 - Robin Hood

reason: He did nothing immoral

Abusing her isn't immoral?

was bewildered when Robin abused her, called her a slut, and said that he never wanted to see her again

While verbal abuse is bad enough, it seems that it was more than that according to that sentence.

Conan O'Brien knows how to satisfy a lady. This makes me happy.

davega7 1 point2 points 4 days ago[-]

Well I know that :). I meant, I wonder how many over it was.

Our roommate is always super secretive about his room and even installed special locks so no one can go inside. He went out of town and forgot to lock his door...THIS is what we found. We are posting these to shame him into cleaning his area. (More pics inside)

davega7 15 points16 points 4 days ago[-]

I watch a lot of Judge Judy and People's Court, and see things like this come up all the time. They do make their decisions based on actual laws, so just because it's TV doesn't mean it's wrong.

Basically, if you let them stay more than a couple of weeks, it becomes a "month-to-month tenancy" agreement. The fact that money is being accepted as rent means there is an implied landlord/tenant relationship. Therefore, the laws regarding renting do apply for both parties. However, it seems the landlords are usually held to a higher standard since they're the ones 'in charge'.

Hey Miami redditors, want to rescue a stranded redditor from Miami International Airport?

davega7 1 point2 points 5 days ago[-]

I enjoyed that more than I thought I would.

TIL Reddit lets you use your username for your password!

davega7 0 points1 point 5 days ago[-]

Until I can cash my karma in for reddit keychains and refrigerator magnets, I'm not gonna worry about it.

Conan O'Brien knows how to satisfy a lady. This makes me happy.

davega7 1 point2 points 5 days ago[-]

Retweeted by you and 15+ others

I wonder how many the + means? Anything near 15 seems pretty low.

Conan O'Brien decides to follow random person on twitter, saying "your life is about to change"

davega7 0 points1 point 5 days ago[-]

Sounds pretty accurate.

Btw, I have some bread that needs to be toasted.

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