Greatest munchie food EVER.

treycouv · 2012-05-27T02:14:18.838394+00:00

My half empty eaten of bag of funyuns disagrees. Or me. One of does and we're awesome. [4]

Aurevir · 2012-05-27T01:21:51.791716+00:00

I was about to board a subway in NYC once and this guy is talking to his friend and he says (loudly) : You could fit a baseball glove in her vagina and here is no telling what you would catch"

anadig28 · 2012-05-27T01:18:13.331337+00:00

WoW.

Sommiel · 2012-05-27T01:13:15.986049+00:00

Ooh a worship service. I love femdom

AlexisVfraser · 2012-05-27T00:54:03.752707+00:00

Had some friends doing this one time at a small gathering we were at. The thing that made it interesting was the guy, like a little brother to me, had been chasing this girl for a long time and she had always been polite to him but never really responded to his advances. So it turns out that this this was a Christmas eve party and he was really nervous because we had told him she was going to be there. This wouldn't have normally mattered so much but Mark( the guy in love with her ) knew that she was newly single for the first time in about two years. So they are at the party and Mark is on like I've never seen him before. He lines were as good as you THINK you are when you've been drinking. She is loving it! Eventually they are talking in a fairly dark room in he house and just as he leans in to kiss her we start slowly sneaking up behind him. Now it's important to not that Mark was wearing lose shorts because when we got up behind him this guy Ben pulls out a knife he always carries and slowly puts his hand up Marks shorts while mark is in a deep romantic trance.Then swiftly Ben cuts through his ball sack and takes off his left nut with the knife and then throws it against the wall! He was so embarrassed he never talked to her again

danceswithwool · 2012-05-27T00:10:07.627190+00:00

I know it can. SETI has also received signals like the WOW signal from he distant universe that could be extraterrestrial yet I can't pick up talk radio while getting a breakfast burrito because the fucking over hang! Am I over-reacting? Ok :/

danceswithwool · 2012-05-26T23:57:14.541671+00:00

But I ordered mozzarella sticks. Pwned

danceswithwool · 2012-05-26T23:56:03.958591+00:00

On the plus side my car hop is totally an Ent. He's incredibly helpful in a totally exaggerated manner

danceswithwool · 2012-05-26T23:53:40.973067+00:00

Not sure why but it really peeves my pet

downwithxpc · 2012-05-26T21:16:21.414402+00:00

Thanks so much! Here have an upvote

Edit: I mean an uptoke. FTFM

downwithxpc · 2012-05-26T20:00:10.547865+00:00

it's cool. I appreciate the effort

downwithxpc · 2012-05-26T19:15:25.665367+00:00

Link? I would really enjoy reading this.

AlexTehRed · 2012-05-26T15:17:40.812036+00:00

That's just not true. Hell, if I can care over the Internet then I can promise you people love you.

Zohmbi · 2012-05-26T07:49:34.052026+00:00

A guy that bullied me in middle school is serving life for the rape and murder of his ex gf. The defense was that another dude that was there shot her but I knew him at 15 and have no problem believing it. He was a dick

AlexTehRed · 2012-05-26T07:28:23.108872+00:00

So you feel like the way she treats you is harsh based on what you invested in the relationship when you were together.

AlexTehRed · 2012-05-26T07:08:56.290499+00:00

So you feel like your ex not responding tonight is the climax of a bunch of things that haven't gone well. Is that accurate ?

SamTheTucan · 2012-05-26T06:57:21.981980+00:00

You don't owe that bitch a damn thing haha. You never did not just now ...ever. I wish I could give you all of the things I learned but you know what.. I don't feel it's necessary in your case. You seem strong to me. Does that surprise you? "strong" on this sub? it shouldn't. Depression is no respecter of persons. It can attack anyone. Even the strong like you. I learned in my struggle with it (and through one failed attempt) that I was strong. Once I declared it to my condition I had it on it's heels. I see you doing the same

SamTheTucan · 2012-05-26T06:37:21.054367+00:00

Yes. They are being selfish. No doubt. But they are being selfish with a selfishness they can live with. You (and I ) have a selfishness we could die with that continues to create havoc for an undetermined amount of time. I know it feels like it will last for the rest of your life because it is so just .. thick.. But it won't . I can promise you it won't. Unfortunately I can't prove it :/ And think of it lie this: I'm a complete stranger and even I would be hurt now of I somehow figured out you followed through. I can't even wrap my mind around what your mother would feel

throwinthetowel908 · 2012-05-26T06:26:44.235278+00:00

You DO NOT deserve it. Someone who deserved it wouldn't even feel what you are feeling right now. You are a good person. You know what you deserve? I'll tell you what you deserve. You deserve a life with a forgiven version of yourself free from this insane amount of weight that you've placed on yourself that no one could carry. No one. I don't know you but I know what you are feeling. I know how insanely thick the emotion is and how trapped it feels. It won't stay that way. There will come a morning when you wake up and feel peace. I really want you to e there to experience it

SamTheTucan · 2012-05-26T06:17:05.180228+00:00

I also want to add that depression is NOT a character flaw. You didn't earn it, you don't deserve it and you don't owe it anything to act on it. I hope what has helped me so much really helps you. I can't prove it but my eyes are watering up typing this because I remember how that felt. It gets better. I'm not being polite. It gets better

SamTheTucan · 2012-05-26T06:09:51.422372+00:00

I've went through times like yours and the one realization that set me on a different course was this: suicide is selfish. It would have hurt everyone i loved so I could escape. I don't think of myself as a selfish person. I'm actually a very good person if you judge it by the way I treat other people. I don't even know you but I can almost guarantee that you are a good person too. Don't be selfish. It's completely out of your character. It would be an absolute tragedy for your life to end by an action that does not represent you :/

TL:DR is Too Long Didn't Read :)

Suriv_Dnim · 2012-05-26T05:47:41.191930+00:00

I had heard of the botfly but read about it because of your comment. Holy fuck. We as the human race should find a way to genocide these fuckers and if it screws up the food chain then fuck it. Fuck you Botfly. Fuck. You

danceswithwool · 1 day

Actually I assume you mean May and I just remembered. I was NYC just 4 months prior to 9 11.

danceswithwool · 1 day

Dude that's exactly what I said I my gf. Friday night?! Wtf

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