I got "my life is too busy right now, I can't handle a long distance relationship, I'm sick, I don't want to be with anyone right now, I've been with you a year but I'm scared of relationships." Hilarious on multiple levels, she tried to break up with me once because she "loved" me and it was "unrequited", and because I called her out on pulling these reasons, and she guaranteed it wouldn't. Suuuuure.

Funny thing is, a little over a year before she said that, another ex said things along the same line, "I need to not be in a relationship, I want to be alone, I have to develop, I have to grow." Turns out she was cheating on me.

So you can understand how I'm obviously hesitant about the former "excuse".

Anyway man, this is probably buried, but yeah it sounds like she's as full of shit as the girls in my stories (girls, not women, because fuck was this bullshit immature). You know what they say:

"I'm not like most girls." - most girls